woodu

Well said!!!! ------------------ Living in a constant state of trance......

Korzo!!! Just kidding. LOL! WTF! ------------------ Living in a constant state of trance......

Hard rock and Heavy Metal mostly. ------------------ Living in a constant state of trance......

That is disappointing. I never got a chance to meet you before you converted to the other side. Oh well. Always a day late and a dollar short. ------------------ Living in a constant state of trance......

I wood -n't mind....Wow!! That new line really works!!!! ------------------ Living in a constant state of trance......

Reminds me of every bumper sticker I saw on the back of a rusted out pickup with a gun rack, when I lived in the south. Thanks for taking me back, man! ------------------ Living in a constant state of trance......

I think the only people who work are the ones that aven't found this board yet.....After that, it is a company policy that working becomes optional. Woodu want to work here???? ------------------ Living in a constant state of trance......

Thanks for the Mug rating and the warning.... ------------------ Living in a constant state of trance......

well when someone sees/hears "wood" they automatically think something perverted lol.. thats y it works How do you think I got the name?? ------------------ Living in a constant state of trance......

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the Bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing. He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell to the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear, right on top of him: reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and, even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light: "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," the voice said. The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped its right paw ........ brought both paws together .... bowed its head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful." ------------------ Living in a constant state of trance......

Thanks for the help with the pick up line. Do you really think it will work for me?? In the past, I have just walked up to a girl and said," Hey baby....Would you???" It hasn't been working for me...I don't know why!!! ------------------ Living in a constant state of trance......

No, that is a question that I have really been wondering for a while. Although I can be an obnoxious person at times, that was not one of them. Fuckin A. ------------------ Living in a constant state of trance......

But why is it fuckin A and not F'n Asshole. It seems like if your were going to abbreviate one of the words, it would be the more harsh word, which in this case is Fuck. ------------------ Living in a constant state of trance......

Interesting!! Maybe you know this one......I have always wondered, What is the origin of the phrase, "fuckin A" ------------------ Living in a constant state of trance......

A lot of good ideas have been posted already. I can only add that maybe you need to increase your metabolism so that your body breaks down the food faster. That way you don't have to diet. Maybe try actually increasing the number of meals you eat. That may sound crazy, but eating 6 small meals is better then one or two big ones (and much more satisfying to your stomach). It will increase your metabolism and your body will naturally burn fat. Excersize too. ------------------ Living in a constant state of trance......