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  1. Arrroooooooo...

    The once was a mugwump that haunted CP

    He was a bit different than you and me

    (Some would say he was a Bother)

    He would bitch and complain

    and say how NY wasn't the same

    and he always promoted the "other"

    He'd say "Give us more BREAKS!"

    and

    "THE GLAM SCENE ARE FAKES!"

    and try to lead a small revolution.

    He'd post about Nortec,

    try and pimp out the Two step..

    Tekno at guernica..

    underground electronica..

    Open tables at pseudo..

    Indian tabla beat groovoe..

    He'd post and he'd post..

    He was even a Host

    A "SUPASTA" when he was needed!

    But mugwump burnt out..

    he started to doubt:

    "What the hell is the point of this anyway?"

    "No job and all play?

    haven't done shit all day?

    But post on some silly

    web sight?"

    So the Mugwump posted

    "GOODBYE"

    (aroooo... how it made me cry)

    so I must wait till he feels better..

    WILL MUGWUMP COME BACK?

    GET SHIT BACK ON TRACK..

    FOR THOSE OF US THAT

    ARE NOT INTO MAINSTREAM?

    WILL HE POST TODAY?

    COME BACK AND PLAY?

    Or is he just LURKIN?

    Cried WOLF LIKE A JERKIN..

    and is planning to post once again?

    Arrroooooooooo.....

    I HOPE SO..

    ORELSEI'MGONNAHAVETO BITEHISASSSOMUTHAFRICKIN HARD IT"LLBEBLUEFORAYEAR!

    (Ok that last part didn't rhyme but you get the picture)

  2. Originally posted by bigmahs

    I would rather get a bat to the kneez then listen then listen to that SHIT.....

    GOOD!

    Stick to your CHEESE

    I´ll stick to mine!

    (pisses on Bigmah´s shoes..)

    *CRANKS UP LAYO AND BUSHWAKA´S

    OUT WEST AND SPINS ON HEAD..

    ......amen...

    .................amen...

    ...amen

    .........amen

    .....................amen...

  3. Originally posted by PFloyd40

    where did u get this set? i wanna check it out :)

    you like two step?

    Mugz went to school with Amy

    (Reid Speed) and is a fan of her earlier

    "STUCKONEARTH"stuff..

    arrrooo...

    but I think She´s FUNKIER

    when she sticks to harder sets

    than her two step mixes

    (Her set at the Lunaterium was dead on though!)

    arf!

    TECHTONICS is mugslut´s favorite

    CD..

    he use to play it over and over and..

    So finaly I stole it from him just

    so I wou´ldn´t have to hear it any more..

    (snort-snarl-growl)

    And wouldn´t you know it..

    I CAN´T STOP PLAYING THAT DAMN

    LAYO BUSHWACKA TRACK ON IT NOW!

    arroooo?

    But to answer your question..

    I only like Two Step if its

    REALLY, REEEAAALLY good!

    *Which isn´t much of what I´ve heard

    (But for the most part I prefer Harder,

    Chunkier Breaks:

    Lee Buridge, Hybrid´s Distinctive Breaks Mix,

    Terry Casey, Tsunami one/Freeland..

    BT with Tsunami one, Layo and Bushwaka

    to name a few...)

    ARF

    (wag-wag)

  4. Originally posted by PFloyd40

    cheese imho

    like tyrant a lot though.. and my future wife reid speed of course :)

    hmmm..

    well one man´s Velveeta is

    another Dog´s Loraine..

    (????)

    Arooooo..

    I LOVE MY CHEESE WHEN IT´S

    THIS GOOD THOUGH..

    And ICEY IS A GUILTY PLEASURE..

    (wag-wag)

    *TURNS UP THE VOLUME OF GHETTO BLASTER

    AND SCARES NEIGHBOORS IN BROOKLYN.

    BARVYBE..

    MUG´z is in MEXICO.

    But I´ll tell him you say

    "Hola"!

    Perhaps you two can go out for a drink

    when he gets back with South of the border Crotch

    itch..

    *Switches CD

    and Breakdances to

    Adam Freeland´s TECHTONICS

  5. BREAKERRIFICALY YUMMY!

    Arrroooooooo..

    makes my tail wag..

    paws tap..

    and

    my booty shake..

    GODAAAAMN!

    (Wag-wag)

    Listening to this year´s

    ESSENTIAL back to back with

    his 2000 MIX IS MAKING ME WISH THAT

    NY HAD A STRONGER BREAKS SCENE.

    (hmmmm..maybe that MUGSLUT´S

    onto something with all this FUNKY BREAKS crap

    he keeps

    babbling about)

    Arrroooooo!

    *wiggles fuzzy but

    and pops and locks to ICEY.

    ANY ONE ELSE HERE A BREAKS FAN?

    What do ya think of ICEY?

    Cheese

    or

    Breakerrific non stop funkiness!

    *moondances out of thread

  6. Arooooo..

    you want revelations mugslut?!

    ok..

    HIGHS:

    Being able to move from your

    crappy den of computer addiction

    in astoria to Brooklyn!

    Finaly getting that German Shepard

    to give me some action in the dog run..

    Stepping all over your pillows

    after pissing on my feet outside

    (and watching you get Pink Eye)

    ROFLAROOOOARFARF!

    Licking your toes every morning

    and watching you squirm in your sleep

    ummm..

    the LOTRs interview was kinda cool too I guess.

    LOWS:

    Having to wait for your

    lazy ass to take me out

    each and every freaking

    day!

    GGGRRRRRRR...

    ummm..

    that´s it for this doggie I guess...

    HOPE YOU ARE HAVING FUN IN MEXICO AND MANAGE TO GET OFF THE DAMN

    COMPUTER YOU CYBER DORK!

  7. well for all of you that bitch and moan about

    Exit sure as hell missed a great night last

    Friday when Tiesto attacked the floor

    with some serious EPIC trance..

    arooooooooooo...

    CP and Mixer Mag where there

    to support and sponsor the event

    with free give aways and lots of

    goodies..

    attachment.php?s=&postid=574697

    As I danced on the main room I

    couldn't help but get all "peklemt"

    as Tiesto droped RAPTURE and the crowd went nuts..

    (whimper-wiiine)

    and as Mugz, Crobra and I looked up

    at the balcony there it was:

    "THE CP BANNER"

    A flag of our home in the midst of a

    sea of dancing glow sticks!

    attachment.php?s=&postid=574698

    OUR NEW CP MODEL (whom we will call

    CP tatoo model "X") Arf?

    helped us to demonstrate the proper

    use of the CP tatoo kits..

    attachment.php?s=&postid=574718

    In fact we think this will be our new logo...

    attachment.php?s=&postid=574702

    (pant-pant)

    In one of the side rooms

    some EXIT dancers BREAK down

    the guido stereotypes..

    (music in the backround was Star69 by Fat Boy Slim

    "They know what is what..but they don't know what is what...")

    arf-arrr-aroooooooo..

    These boys had moooves!

    attachment.php?s=&postid=574703

    ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    attachment.php?s=&postid=574716

    Mugz and I even ran into some DREAMERZ..

    Shadowchaser and Merlyn ran away from us

    (apperantly being too cool for the likes of us)

    grrrrrrrrrrrr

    but we WHERE able to find TwiloRabbit and Puffablunt

    amongst a sea of glowstick twirlers!

    attachment.php?s=&postid=574720

    ALL in all it was a great night..

    I'm not sure what all the fuss

    is about EXIT being a guidio member's only

    club...

    Mugz and all of us at CP and Mixer

    witnessed an eclectic group from

    every genre and walks of life..

    (From RAVERS to Hoochies like me!)

    attachment.php?s=&postid=574774

    *LOOKS LIKE THE TIESTO CROWD INVADED EXIT THAT NIGHT!

    attachment.php?s=&postid=574773

    AND TIESTO RIPPED IT UP..

    I saw Mugz twirling,and stomping with

    Crobra, JennifEr, artic shadow, the dreamerz

    and a few photon light wheeling

    hotties all night long..

    attachment.php?s=&postid=574771

    NEXT TIME A BIG DJ SWINGS BY THIS HUGE VENUE

    TRY AND PUT ALL YOUR RESERVATIONS ASIDE..

    (arf)

    as the human saying goes:

    "DON'T KNOCK IT TILL YOU TRY IT!"

    (we where veeerrryy surprised!)

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