get yourself some nice rollerskates, not rollerblades cause the chicks love old school, and put some 4" hot pink wheels on those bad bitches. Skate your lame ass down to your local spencers store and get one of those drinking hats that hold 2 beer cans. Pop that shit on your head with (2) 40oz OE's and skate around central park singing "Like a Virgin". You'll be sure to get some then and save yourself $34,900.