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  1. Originally posted by jennijugs

    LISTEN YOU FUCKING LOSER STIFFLER HAPPENS TO BE MY BESTFRIEND AND HE HAS BEEN CALLED THAT FOR YEARS ! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SITTING WITH THE INDIAN KIDS .... TALK ABOUT DESPERATION YOU SIGN ON AS OTHER SCREENNAMES TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU HAVE A CREW !!!! HOW PATHETIC !!!!!! STIFFLER IS AS ITALIAN AND AS GUIDO AS THEY COME YOU ON THE OTHER HAND ARE SOME LONELY LOSER TRYING TO GET YOUR ROCKS OFF BY ANNOYING PEOPLE TRYING TO HAVE NORMAL CONVERSATIONS ON THE BOARD GET A LIFE YOU LOSER

    HERES AN IDEA...TRY ENJOYING A "NORMAL" CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE OTHER THAN AN INTERNET FRIEND. I AM NOT HERE TO HAVE "NORMAL" CONVERSATIONS WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU BECAUSE MY GENIUS IS UNPARALLELED. "SIGN ON AS OTHER SCREENNAMES TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE I HAVE A CREW"???? YOU HAVE NO IDEA WTF YOURE TALKING ABOUT. IM WILLING TO WAGER THAT YOU COULDNT SNAG A PRICELESS PREP SO YOU "SETTLED" ON A GREASY GUIDO.....CORRECT? IS THAT WHY YOU SPENT YOUR LIFE SAVINGS ON FAKE TITS? SO YOU CAN ATTRACT A FREAK ON ROIDS? I MUST SAY I AM GROWING TIRED OF HUMILIATING AND BERATING MY ITALIAN DRONES.

  2. ONE HAS TO FEEL SORRY FOR THIS STIFFLER CHARACTER. HE EMPLOYS A MONIKER THAT IS ASSOCIATED WITH A PREP IN A WELL KNOWN MOVIE AND HAS THE GALL TO CONSIDER HIMSELF A GUIDO....HE IS NEITHER. HE IS THAT ONE KID IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO USED TO SIT ALONGISIDE THE INDIAN KIDS. LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR TO YOU PATEL.....YOU ARE SO ENTHRALLED WITH WHAT THE PREMIUM PREPS HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU SCOUR THE MESSAGE BOARDS WITH HOPES OF FINDING OUR POSTS. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A SIGN OF DESPERATION TO JOIN OUR ELITE GROUP. YOU WILL NEVER GAIN ACCESS TO OUR POWERFUL COMMUNITY. THE CLOSEST YOU SHALL GET IS BY PERUSING OUR POSTS AND WATCHING AMERICAN PIE OVER AND OVER AGAIN.....

    P.S. GIVE MY REGARDS TO DILIP, JAYESH, BHARAT, AND VIJAY

  3. We may need to play in the vicinity of a tanning salon and a three bros pizzeria if we want to attract the neanderthals (guidos). To be fair on the KTU freaks, we'll even lower the net by about two feet as no guido is taller than 5'3". Sound fair?

  4. This exactly why this board is horrible (SANS DRAMA). Tuesdays is probably one of the best days of the week to go out. Docs? Poor Billy's? WTF???? New York is THE only place to be during the week and its probably the best time to have a good time. Any of the following would suffice: Pangaea,Sway,Serafina,Butter or you may want to try some of the hotel bars like the Tribeca Grand. Anyone who says there is nothing going on during the week is a PIKER!!

  5. This is actually a decent thread. I've never met anyone from CP but it seems that the majority of the people here know at least one other person here. I do not post here to meet other people, although I don't find it much dissimilar to meeting people in a bar or club. I suppose that if one posts here frequently and long enough, eventually he or she will "meet-up" with another member.

    P.S. MOst of the people here do seem like good people.

  6. Originally posted by badassmafuka

    I dont mind prepps but when you get an asshole like liverlips calling us toilet cleaners then thats a different story

    Oh come on man, its all in good fun...just alittle friendly rivalry. I think this board would be alittle dull without some drama. Although I cant handle drama everyday.

  7. Originally posted by stiffler

    Oh yeah, the mom jokes are real original too. (More original than you are) Who the fuck are you to make fun of a name,(Im the VP of the Preppy Posse and a captain in the Pussy Posse)original or not sizzlechest. As far as the "ready for this?.....t-y-p-o,"..........it still classifies as a spelling error. (It may be an error but a typo ready for this?....justifies it.)Do you really think I feel beat by your so called tongue lashing, (YES)I think not( I think so).............Go back to your game of beer-pong,(This coming from a freak named after a super prep in American Pie) and get off the cp board, the only thing you beat is yourself(And your mom)................

    4th grade shit...........too easy...............yeah, you're definitely a winner(And youre the loser....very simple)...............go get em' preppie:(OK spook)zzz:

    more original than you are Im the VP of the Preppy Posse and a captain in the Pussy Posse
  8. Originally posted by badassmafuka

    LIVER LIPS is that the preppy tag name....While us Guido are surrounded at TEMPS with beautiful women...LIVER LIPS and his FRAT are at the Ophspray or whatever the fuck the prep bar is in MANASQUAN bent over on the bar with their pants down.....While his ass cheeks are spread at one side of that long bar....his fellow brother are launching ping pong balls in his ass....They call this game.......

    Toilet Pong: direct: :flush:

    This fruit cant get enough of me. You want to be one of my guido drones? There are a couple of requirements, and they are as follows.....1. Must listen to KTU at least 2 1\2 hours a day. 2. Must have a disgusting orange tan (a basketball head). 3. Must be insecure enough to "live" at the gym for at least 4 hours. 4. Must be a plumber/mechanic. 5. Must own at least 3 fake versace shirts. Those requirements are just for beginners. OK Pussyassmuthafuka??? Now leave me be, I have enough grease ball drones at my beck and call. I certainly dont need another.

  9. Originally posted by stiffler

    Originally posted by liverlips

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    RIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD A NEW ASSHOLE.

    TRY AGAIN. THANK YOU. [/quote

    captain of the pathetic posse........................the only ass you rip is that of your frat buddies during your fistfest toilet fettish.........

    Hey look its stiffler....you know, from American Pie. What a great name....If you cant do better than this ^ then Im wasting my time. Fistfest toilet fetish?? Funny stuff....Whats even funnier is the line outside your moms room last night.....I was 19th in line :tongue: Guidos are the Preppies slave boys.

    P.S. Stly......thats called a....ready for this?.....t-y-p-o. Come on people fourth grade shit...Give me something better to work with its getting too easy.

  10. Originally posted by sfqtipie

    Actaually i just bought a fierce pair of Christian Dior Sunglasses. (Im sure you did...but yours read Cristion Dior...oh but wait now that I corrected you, they changed to Christian Dior, right?) I may not be a A PLUS speller like you. (This is very true....you are illiterate) Anyhow Prada happens to be my choice in shoes.(Dont you mean Prodah...lol?) Why do you bother hatin on guidos anyway?(Hatin?...Im sorry I dont speak ebonics. Try English. And because guidos are inferior to me) Are yoiu bitter cause they flushed your head in the boll? (Im sorry I dont know what boll is...care to tell me?)

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    RIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD A NEW ASSHOLE.

    TRY AGAIN. THANK YOU.

  11. Originally posted by sfqtipie

    Gucci, Versace, Cristion Dior, DKNY, Diesal ertcetc I consider that style. Not J Crew and Structure:blown:

    Yes...Yes I too consider that style. However if you cant even spell C-h-r-i-s-t-i-a-n Dior properly then I guess youve never even owned it before.....Correct....Exactly. Moreover, I dont consider fake designer clothes to be stylish (this is what the grease balls wear). Lets not get into stly or fashion because all you know of is Versace and Gucci. You probably have no idea of what Prada, Prada Sport, Burberry, Miu Miu, Hermes, and Kors....is right????

  12. Originally posted by vip-tech

    IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTN THAT THERE IS A GUIDO HATER AMONGST US AND MY FELLOW WARRIORS HAVE REQUESTED A TOUNGE LASHING FROM THE ONE WITH THE GIFT OF GAB.

    IT IS PAINFULLY OBVIOS THAT FUCKIN ZERO WAS THE DORK IN GYM CLASS WHO NEVER CHANGED INTO HIS GYM CLOTHES BECAUSE HE WAS EMBARESSED OF HIS SMALL PENIS, PLAYING DUNGEONS & DRAGONS IN THE CORNER WITH THE REST OF THE URINE SMELLING, RETAINER WEARING, CHESS CLASS ATTENDING GEEKS THAT COULD'NT GET LAID IN A WHORE HOUSE WITH A FIST FULL OF HUNDREDS.

    I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR THE ACTIONS OF ONE OF MY FELLOW GUIDO COUSINS WHO MUST HAVE GIVIN YOU THE VIP TREATMENT WHEN THEY PULLED YOUR POWER-RANGER UNDER- ROOS THREW YOUR TOUGHSKINS RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD, THREW YOU IN THE SHOWER, THEN THREW YOU IN THE CAFATIERIA. SOMETIMES WE JUST DO SHIT WITHOUT THINKING

    GUIDO'S FINAL THOUGHT: THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERYONES LIFE WHEN THEY MUST LET GO OF THE WEDGIE RIPPING PAST AND NOT BE PREJUDICE AGAINST AN ENTIRE NATIONALITY JUST BECAUSE OF A FEW BAD APPLES. YOU MUST FOCUS ON A BRIGHT FUTURE WHERE MABYE, JUST MABYE, AN UGLY PREPPIE CHICK JUST MIGHT BE AS EQUALLY DESPRATE AS YOU, AND MIGHT ACTUALLY GIVE YOU A SHOT AT HER UNGROOMED ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH 70'S PORNO STYLED PUSSY.

    GOOD LUCK TO YOU,AND THE PUSSYLESS POSSE OF THE HAMPTONS.

    FOREVER FISTPUMPIN VIP-TECH

    Forgot to hit spell check huh? Listen, I know you didnt get past the 9th grade and youre forever jealous that preps have an education and you dont. Maybe I could have my 10 year old brother give you a spelling lesson but he would probably overwhelm you with too many big words. Dungeons and Dragons? Wedgies? OK then. You monkeys have it tough. Not much to look forward to in life. Youll probably marry some ugly monster with big hair and a big nose. Youll pound out a few plumbers and watch WWF Smackdown for the rest of your pathetic worthless lives. Forever answering to the almighty Preppies. WE ARE THE KINGS....Guidos wash our floors. Thank You.

  13. Nothing....Those are two sports that are actually classy. But these retarded grease monkeys would rather be out tanning and listening to KTU.......$30/hr? WOW!!!!!!!! OHHHH MAAAANNNN.....YAY!!!! Shit I pay more for my personal assistant (a retarded guidette by the way). And to address the whole "trashy" problem down the shore. YOU are the problem.....Youre the white trash that permeates the air down there. One could only wish to be a REAL preppy....all the girls....the class....and the prestige that comes with being one. What do you white spics have? Ahhh....the muscles? Right. Heres the thing....If I was battling my insecurities and I spent 8 hours at the gym every day Id be "ripped" too. However, Im too enthralled in my business ordering my little "guido drones" around. Maybe if youd get out of the tanning bed for a second you could afford more than some Versace or Gucci knock-off shirt?

  14. Obviously a toilet fixer posing as a guido lover. What a fucking joke....These grease monkeys couldnt get laid on a couch. The Alliance is full of plumber trainees donning fake Versace. Pathetic lives these Johnny Goombah wannbes live. Listen to KTU in their camaros while on their way down to temps for another night of pussy-less fun.

  15. Originally posted by maximman

    You midunderstood me. I didn't say that the fact that they're willing to die for their country should allow them into the club... I said that if what they're wearing is good enough to die in (so that clubs like Locus, and superficial narrowminded people can continue to act, look, and live "fabulous") then why can't...

    oh wait, never mind... i just answered my own question didn't I?

    They can't get in because the uniforms aren't "fabulous", and because the powers that be at places like that are superficial, narrowminded people.

    :blank:

    I dont know whether or not you know this but the owners at the "superficial" clubs are running a.....now listen closely..... b-u-s-i-n-e-s-s. These "narrowminded" people as you call them are continuosly opening and operating very profitable establishments. You may think its "elitism" but its nothing more than maximizing profits. How about instead of sending a missile into clubs like these (I suppose you would like this because youre a bit envious?) we re-route that same missile into twilo or vinyl.....Oh wait Twilo is DEAD....One down....One to go.

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