liverlips

who is the most popular guy and girl on the board???

good television show

is fucking hilarious. I havent posted in a very looong time but I have been reading and this is the funniest forum on this site I was just wondering who everyone thinks is the funniest member on the board?

HERES AN IDEA...TRY ENJOYING A "NORMAL" CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE OTHER THAN AN INTERNET FRIEND. I AM NOT HERE TO HAVE "NORMAL" CONVERSATIONS WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU BECAUSE MY GENIUS IS UNPARALLELED. "SIGN ON AS OTHER SCREENNAMES TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE I HAVE A CREW"???? YOU HAVE NO IDEA WTF YOURE TALKING ABOUT. IM WILLING TO WAGER THAT YOU COULDNT SNAG A PRICELESS PREP SO YOU "SETTLED" ON A GREASY GUIDO.....CORRECT? IS THAT WHY YOU SPENT YOUR LIFE SAVINGS ON FAKE TITS? SO YOU CAN ATTRACT A FREAK ON ROIDS? I MUST SAY I AM GROWING TIRED OF HUMILIATING AND BERATING MY ITALIAN DRONES.

ONE HAS TO FEEL SORRY FOR THIS STIFFLER CHARACTER. HE EMPLOYS A MONIKER THAT IS ASSOCIATED WITH A PREP IN A WELL KNOWN MOVIE AND HAS THE GALL TO CONSIDER HIMSELF A GUIDO....HE IS NEITHER. HE IS THAT ONE KID IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO USED TO SIT ALONGISIDE THE INDIAN KIDS. LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR TO YOU PATEL.....YOU ARE SO ENTHRALLED WITH WHAT THE PREMIUM PREPS HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU SCOUR THE MESSAGE BOARDS WITH HOPES OF FINDING OUR POSTS. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A SIGN OF DESPERATION TO JOIN OUR ELITE GROUP. YOU WILL NEVER GAIN ACCESS TO OUR POWERFUL COMMUNITY. THE CLOSEST YOU SHALL GET IS BY PERUSING OUR POSTS AND WATCHING AMERICAN PIE OVER AND OVER AGAIN..... P.S. GIVE MY REGARDS TO DILIP, JAYESH, BHARAT, AND VIJAY

As a lieutenant in the ULTIMATE and SUPERIOR Preps, I feel I am obligated to participate in alittle orange faced guido bashing. I back the ALMIGHTY Laurie 619 100%

We may need to play in the vicinity of a tanning salon and a three bros pizzeria if we want to attract the neanderthals (guidos). To be fair on the KTU freaks, we'll even lower the net by about two feet as no guido is taller than 5'3". Sound fair?

Count me in if its the Preps against Fags (grease balls). I wouldnt mind smashing a volleyball onto your sunburned faces.

WHILE THIS MAY HOLD TRUE, USA HAS RESOURCES AND INTELLIGENCE THAT IS UNPARALLELED. REST ASSURED MY FELLOW AMERICANS, AMERICA WILL FOREVER BE THE SUPREME POWER HANDS FUCKING DOWN.

This exactly why this board is horrible (SANS DRAMA). Tuesdays is probably one of the best days of the week to go out. Docs? Poor Billy's? WTF???? New York is THE only place to be during the week and its probably the best time to have a good time. Any of the following would suffice: Pangaea,Sway,Serafina,Butter or you may want to try some of the hotel bars like the Tribeca Grand. Anyone who says there is nothing going on during the week is a PIKER!!

This is actually a decent thread. I've never met anyone from CP but it seems that the majority of the people here know at least one other person here. I do not post here to meet other people, although I don't find it much dissimilar to meeting people in a bar or club. I suppose that if one posts here frequently and long enough, eventually he or she will "meet-up" with another member. P.S. MOst of the people here do seem like good people.

Oh come on man, its all in good fun...just alittle friendly rivalry. I think this board would be alittle dull without some drama. Although I cant handle drama everyday.

YEP ITS TRUE.

Who is the hottest girl/guy on CP? Maybe we can start another pic thread or you people sick of that?

more original than you are Im the VP of the Preppy Posse and a captain in the Pussy Posse

Damn I sent it like three hours ago. ? How long does it typically take to receive a pm?

Laurie, check your pm's

This fruit cant get enough of me. You want to be one of my guido drones? There are a couple of requirements, and they are as follows.....1. Must listen to KTU at least 2 1\2 hours a day. 2. Must have a disgusting orange tan (a basketball head). 3. Must be insecure enough to "live" at the gym for at least 4 hours. 4. Must be a plumber/mechanic. 5. Must own at least 3 fake versace shirts. Those requirements are just for beginners. OK Pussyassmuthafuka??? Now leave me be, I have enough grease ball drones at my beck and call. I certainly dont need another.

Hey look its stiffler....you know, from American Pie. What a great name....If you cant do better than this ^ then Im wasting my time. Fistfest toilet fetish?? Funny stuff....Whats even funnier is the line outside your moms room last night.....I was 19th in line Guidos are the Preppies slave boys. P.S. Stly......thats called a....ready for this?.....t-y-p-o. Come on people fourth grade shit...Give me something better to work with its getting too easy.

bold[/bold red RIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD A NEW ASSHOLE. TRY AGAIN. THANK YOU.

Yes...Yes I too consider that style. However if you cant even spell C-h-r-i-s-t-i-a-n Dior properly then I guess youve never even owned it before.....Correct....Exactly. Moreover, I dont consider fake designer clothes to be stylish (this is what the grease balls wear). Lets not get into stly or fashion because all you know of is Versace and Gucci. You probably have no idea of what Prada, Prada Sport, Burberry, Miu Miu, Hermes, and Kors....is right????

Forgot to hit spell check huh? Listen, I know you didnt get past the 9th grade and youre forever jealous that preps have an education and you dont. Maybe I could have my 10 year old brother give you a spelling lesson but he would probably overwhelm you with too many big words. Dungeons and Dragons? Wedgies? OK then. You monkeys have it tough. Not much to look forward to in life. Youll probably marry some ugly monster with big hair and a big nose. Youll pound out a few plumbers and watch WWF Smackdown for the rest of your pathetic worthless lives. Forever answering to the almighty Preppies. WE ARE THE KINGS....Guidos wash our floors. Thank You.

Nothing....Those are two sports that are actually classy. But these retarded grease monkeys would rather be out tanning and listening to KTU.......$30/hr? WOW!!!!!!!! OHHHH MAAAANNNN.....YAY!!!! Shit I pay more for my personal assistant (a retarded guidette by the way). And to address the whole "trashy" problem down the shore. YOU are the problem.....Youre the white trash that permeates the air down there. One could only wish to be a REAL preppy....all the girls....the class....and the prestige that comes with being one. What do you white spics have? Ahhh....the muscles? Right. Heres the thing....If I was battling my insecurities and I spent 8 hours at the gym every day Id be "ripped" too. However, Im too enthralled in my business ordering my little "guido drones" around. Maybe if youd get out of the tanning bed for a second you could afford more than some Versace or Gucci knock-off shirt?

Obviously a toilet fixer posing as a guido lover. What a fucking joke....These grease monkeys couldnt get laid on a couch. The Alliance is full of plumber trainees donning fake Versace. Pathetic lives these Johnny Goombah wannbes live. Listen to KTU in their camaros while on their way down to temps for another night of pussy-less fun.

I dont know whether or not you know this but the owners at the "superficial" clubs are running a.....now listen closely..... b-u-s-i-n-e-s-s. These "narrowminded" people as you call them are continuosly opening and operating very profitable establishments. You may think its "elitism" but its nothing more than maximizing profits. How about instead of sending a missile into clubs like these (I suppose you would like this because youre a bit envious?) we re-route that same missile into twilo or vinyl.....Oh wait Twilo is DEAD....One down....One to go.