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you don't have to tell me twice! :square: [an obvious lie since you just did] umm, maybe she won't notice..

how do you really feel?

nevermind

beat it.. hee hee...

How bored am I?

Point #1: that's grounds for a restraining order Point #2: of course it happens. Sometimes it sucks though when a girl is interested and she won't do ANYTHING, because she wants to be wooed, which is understandable, but when she startes testing him, It's the beginning of the end.

that's a pretty LARGE margin for error, chica. That theory has more holes than swiss cheese!

because ALL guys are the same

franks 'n' beans. franks 'n' beans

If you don't know her yet, how do you know you like her, and if you do know her, what's the problem?

yeah, what she said

here's a novel idea... show him how? Granted you shouldn't have to! but a) you'd be helping your gender out immensely, you may even help his gender out to help your gender out, c) you might even get a little something out of it. Of course.. there's the whole survival of the fittest, so it gives the fairer sex one more yardstick.. err ruler, to weed out the weak. In case, you were wondering.. yeah.. I've faked it.

I think every guy should have a May-ish-December-ish romance from Mrs. Robinson, once in his life any more is just chronic. Mine was when I was 19/20 and she was 35/36. They'll show you the ropes, and get off on it too. I wouldn't recommend it for a virgin, it would damage your psyche. Luckily, I wasn't. Psyche damaged anyway. You think a girl getting attached your age is scary, imagine one with a biological clock ticking. On the less dramatic scale, say a girl in college and a guy in high school or college grad and coed, that's just really bizarre, considering on the norm, girls tend to always date one class up, jr. high -> high (because he has a car), high-> college (because he can buy alcohol legally) college -> graduated (because he has a job and they can stop eating at McDonalds) There are perks to corrupting a young mind, working with a clean slate if you will... but I'm a guy, what do I know

preaching to the choir.. I know the girls are out there, too, God bless 'em. It's sad, yea, but to some degree, they control the who's, the what's the when's, the where's and why's. And it's usually over those same pathetic guys that try too damn hard. I just feel an extreme sense of pity watching a guy beg, and plead, and whine, to get a girl interested in him. There's also the typical overly-testocerone-y scenester at say.... Saci on a Thursday night, doused in his cologne, grabbing every piece of B&T ass he can get his hands on, in the hopes that one will be in her infamous "slut phase". {which would make a good thread in itself }

It was so gross. And it wouldn't stop. the harder she laughed the more frequent and louder it got. I'm not sure the expelled air was anally, umm.. projected? but I wasn't getting any closer to finding out. I don't know how accurate I am but there may be such a thing as a "pussy fart" due to the compressed, tightened muscles (if you're doing your job right) and then the escape of trapped air.. Ladies, brave enough to correct me?

In theory, there shouldn't be anything wrong with wanting your cake and eating it to, but except for the REALLY lucky bastards.. you usually end up with a stomachache. Good luck.

depending on who they are (in relation to you), they probably just want you to be happy(ier). Or have you experience the bliss/misery they are currently going through. take it as a compliment.. be worried when they shield you from everyone they know.

Naturally, as it approaches lunch time, I'm looking for lunch ideas, since I can't be nibblin' on some goodies What food, if any, finds it's way into your bedroom? Horror stories welcome. Class discuss. :tongue: :tongue:

you probably know the answer to that better than anyone, but my uneducated guess would be the past relationship. I'm all too famiiar with being on the receiving end of that one. However it's a good idea to give "new" people the benefit of the doubt. Still allow them to earn your trust, but just be aware. It's hard to do all at the same time, but once you acquire that skill, you'll be better off. Usually "true love" knocks you on your ass and blindsides you anyway, whether you try and fight it or not. Serendipity excuse me while I have a moment

you know the ones. There something to be said for tenacity, and aggressiveness, but on the flipside, how many actually realistically know where that line is. Exercise for the reader. Class discuss.

Anyone know how Catherine the Great died? Is it an urban legend? Or do I have NO IDEA what I'm not talking about?

DAMN

Isn't Scores better, for that sort of thing

They [anyone] can become assholes when the get the digits, too. So, everyone should be careful, ALWAYS.

you are what you eat