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  4. Daaammmmnnnnn!!!!!

    in Miami

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    http://miami.craigslist.org/rnr/58464666.html

    i found this...it has nothing to do with me or the people involved....just thought it was funny and wanted to share...laaaate

    email this posting to a friend

    Setting the record straight, you dumb bitch.

    Reply to: anon-58464666@craigslist.org

    Date: 2005-02-04, 9:27PM EST

    I'm 24, my ex-girl is 22. My name is Matt, some of you know who I am and what this about. This is directed to YOU KNOW WHO!

    Ok bitch, I was going to let things slide but you had to go jaw jacking to our friends.

    You told them I had some kind of crazy ass licking fetish and only wanted to fuck you in the ass.

    You also said I don't like to get my dick sucked and would only let you lick my nuts while I jerked off.

    All of that is not true. Seeing as you could not leave well enough alone, now I must tell it LIKE IT IS, BITCH!!!

    #1. I don't have an ass licking fetish. I only licked your asshole because I can't stand to go down on you because your pussy SMELLS SOOOO HORRIBLE! It's really sad that your ass smells better and is cleaner than your puss.

    #2. I don't really like fucking in the ass but I'm so afraid of the stench in your trench that I fear my dick will fall off in there and get lost, only adding to your pussy smell of death. That and it's virtually impossible to stay hard while thinking of the stinking.

    #3. I love having my dick sucked, just not by you. Because you suck at sucking and because you might try and 69 with the stinky pinky.

    #4. Now that I have decided to really hurt you emotionally and mentally, you might as well know that I fucked your 20 year old sister. I ate her pussy and it was so sweeeeeet and yummy. She sucked me off like a pro. And as far as you wondering if your 18 year old brother is gay, he very well may be, seeing as he has sucked my dick nearly a hundred times. He sucks great cock and he swallows my nut. If anyone has an ass fetish, it's that little freak. He BEGGED me to let him tongue my asshole.

    I have decided to continue to fuck your sister and eat her pussy. I am even going to ALLOW your brother to suck my cock some more. I think I may even arrange a daisy chain where your brother is sucking my dick while I am eating your sister's pussy.

    And if you piss me off more I may make your sister suck your brother's dick to complete the daisy chain.

    Seriously, you should have known. What guy doesn't like to fuck? Sure some may say we don't like to eat the puss, but we ALL love to lick a clean clit. And NOOOO GUY, gay, straight, or BI, doesn't love to have his dick sucked. What the fuck is wrong with you? Maybe the stench of your pussy has affected your brain??? If I had to smell that thing all day I'd be light headed, too.

    You stupid, smelly snatch biatch.

  7. new songs ID's

    in Music & Media

    Posted

    i found both tracks.....the sean paul is part of the bubble riddim cd...god i wouldnt be able to listen to that whole cd in one shot...the same riddim throughout would drive me nuts lol...good for dj's cuz u have all the tracks on one disk....till someone makes another remix then ur screwed.

  9. HAHA..First she loses her b00bies. Now her talent.

    in Sex

    Posted

    i couldnt agree more thats y i think that djs and rock bands are the only real musicians left, i hate all these fake biatches, from all these gay as boy bands to these big tittied hoes that cant write their own lyrics and make thier own music, and on top of that they cant even sing to thier fans in a live show, i fell so sorry for all those little girls watching that show live becouse after all that they still look up to crap like that

    keep :rock:

    :werd:

  15. Eminem - Encore (2004) - RNS

    in Music & Media

    Posted

    i agree... i love the whole cd ...i can listen to it from begining to end ....it seems like im watching a long ass music video cuz i can imagine what a video would be like for every song....lol

    and yes i see alot of people bashin it....did u expect every song to be about the ja rule thing?

  19. did anyone catch Carlos Mencia @fiu this past sunday???

    in Miami

    Posted

    im here thinking its a comedy show in one of the auditoriums and it ends up being a pep rally for homecoming...i was goin nuts for a good 45 mins because this rally sucked.....my high school pep rally was more fun than that .

    anyways carlos came on with the usual people are stupid jokes...everyone was lovin it ..just wanted to see if anyone else went

  20. Eminem - Encore (2004) - RNS

    in Music & Media

    Posted

    well i dont think this is his best album but i think its still good .....im jammiing to all the whacky songs...the beat for my first single is wicked although the song is cheesy. and also the crazy in love song is good too..that message he leaves paul is hilarious. fucker

    !!!

  23. Dave Wannstedt to resign as Head Coach of the Dolphins

    in Miami

    Posted

    jim bates will coach for the rest of the year....then they will clean house....i say from GM to the guy who trains these players...the conditioning coach should be fired...look at all the early seasson injuries....these guys' conditioning suck. and not just this year, look at recent years' injuries.

    i dont know the guys name but the GM from the patriots is leaving this year and i hope the fins grab this guy cuz he'll bring charlie weis (SP) as your coach or your offesnsive coordinator. you can use mark tressman as either or.

    get a first round pic and a player for ricky. that gives us 2 first round picks.

    ive also heard they wanna trade our first round pick for drew brees, but i dont think thats a good move...

    we'll see what happens

    oh yea fassel sucks

  25. Eminem - Encore (2004) - RNS

    in Music & Media

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    the people who say this album is whack forget that Em has a split personality.

    he has that serious side(marshall mathers) and that whacky side(slim shady) which to me is fucking hilarious and "ass like that" is one of those funny whacky songs that your supposed to laugh to....and also that message to paul is cool how he uses the titles of MJ's tracks to leave that message and "big weeny" is funny too ...i havent heard all of the album but so far its your typical Eminem album.

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