doubleplay1970

guys always get the shit end of it too. You get the kid on weekends. thats so mom can go out get her groove on and meet someone else. then when you are too old to get your groove on and can barely even get it up anymore. Your now 16 yr old child pulls the weekly " ill come next weekend im going out with some friends but i luv ya" believe me i know from being that kid of coarse my dad still hooked up lol then again hes friggin 50 something and wanted to go to factory w me one night

not me i havent met anyone on CP i dont go out on saturday nights so i can make all the masses at St Fransis by my house on sunday mornings. during the week im usually working the soup kitchens to help the needy....

well for a while i wasnt so fond of fathers day but now as i am an old geezer i thik if iwas with someone and we ended up still remiaing friends i wouldnt be so upset. however i prefer to opt for the traditional mom and dad sleep in the same bed and have the same last name. i do realize that is becoming rare though

i have used condoms. guess im weird if its someone i really like or smething i probably wont but other than that i dont want diseases and i sure as hell dont want 3 yrs later getting a phone call and hearing " da da"

im out of it but for different reasons. wow last year and this year neither day has affected me because i get some sort of personal bomb dropped on me the day before. i do know someone u know who definatly sounded totally out of it today. u should call and cheer them this person up

hmmm anyone have a list for sun night ??? although dont know how much ill be drinking river st champeign and soco and lime got me pretty bad cant do that on a work night

hmmm my only concern do the locals usually have all their teeth are they related to one an other and if not do they put out easy

im all for helping people out. you gals need someone to help you get dressed ill be right there but as far as the monthly shit goes on your own lol

why u looking forward to dressing funny for a night. i do that daily i dont need halloween

well i was w my x for 10 yrs of dating / mariage and she was pure when i met her so i didnt really see the need for them but now its a different game. although if i was married i couldnt see using one

someone was asking that at a bbq a few weeks ago. I had a great time at bunka last year might consider that again if denny is spinning there and its open until 7 but too early to tell maybe if im lucky my friend will have a 2 floor house party where the music is sick and no ones drinking

hmmm Zee going to deko this week

ok lemme see if this works

one thing that has definatly changes is the look of my neighborhood. This guy who is retired asround the corner decided to make a few signs expressing his feeling which he has the right to. One year later there and literally abut 20 signs going across the front of his property. its nice to see he feels for this but also looks ridiclious

i forgot the tags on how to put a pic in your signature can someone gimmie a hand

did someone say bump ????

thats classic. i know the guys in the store had the customers not come in embarrassed they would have just sold them the rubbers but i guess he was just egging it on because he saw how they were acting buying them i just dont like if i go in an some old lady is behind the counter giving this prude ass" you shouldnt be doing that look" maybe the wmoen should just buy them lol,

i will say that day i felt really badly for the people in the conveinence store up the street from me. They are all middle eastern people and for the most part ok never was anything less than cool with me. when i finally got home from work i needed smokes. So i went over there. They looked terrified everytime someone walked in. They said almost nothing. They had nothing to do with it but looked scared shitless waiting for the asshole who was going to come in and do something to them because they might want to take it out onsomeone from their area of the world. I kinda felt bad for them and have always been a bit nicer to them since then. cant imagine what its like to first see all this and maybe even have known someone involved and then to top it off have to be scared all day because someone might attack you over it.

went to get smoks last night and this guys in the store. he has ike 40 small bags of potato chips 6 cans of soda and some other bullshit. then gets slightly blushed as he whispers to the guy he needs some trojans. So the guy is asking him all these questions what type and are these the ones and the guy ( who is like 50 ) says he doesnt know and walks out. 2 seconds later some chick walks in and shes looking at them and finally buys them and walks out beet red. the guy behind the counter was killing me he kept looking at me kinda ready to bust out laughing while he was toying with them

ah shit now we got them talking about shopping next its going to be about their perods and someone is sure to bitch to one of the guys and try to get them to go to the store and pick up pads or something

on or off CP i dont do shit all day. Thanks to a temp state mandate on us cutting back on water usage. my dept was shut down so i am on official " uh g do something over there no one will see you doing nothing all day" duty. although it gets boring

wow JP i feel bad for you i dont think i like too many people that uch id have to figure out who was going to have the hottest single women at their wedding. Well at least this weekend there will be tons of hot single chicks there. maybe ill drag em to deko after lol

its all media hgype they dont care what people feel they sit there like on the prowl waiting to feed off of peoples emotions. i think i missed my calling in life j/k

WAIT A MINUTE your mom packs your lucnh for you oh how cute. eh i shouldnt talk when i visit my parents shes in my rom asking me what i want for breakfast . JP i dont know if i feel bad you are stuck going to these weddings or the amount of gifts you have to give them this one is costing me like 4 huindred friggin bucks

ok dude put down the keyboard, delete CP from your favorites. IF you dont at least i warned you. You will be ruined. Youll find tons of drama, get shitty raises at work because you do nothing until you eventually smile when they fire you because thats 6 months unemployment and you can sit on here all day. then to top it all off, you will go meet people from on here and thats the worst. Then you are really in trouble. You ll find out almost everyone is pretty cool, just about every single woman is hot and they all like to go out and drink amongst other things. So you will be trolling along postiung here and there and see it pop up " whats everyone doing tongiht" and think its wed. night imnot going ut on a wed. then come the posts and 6 or 8 hrs later there you are at a bar in some club. next thing you know you are reaching for your phone calling out sick from work because you arent immune to it all yet. so back off bro walk away....... im trying to help ..... if not well then uh hi my name is bob and im an alcoholic welcome to alcoholics and crackheads anonomys ( shh dont tell him i dont really drink )