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royalpbobbyd

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  1. yea it is kinda just like alcohol but on a much lesser scale wit much bigger risk.....i dont like doin it that much nemore neway.... especially since mixing it with other shit is really dangerous..... i enjoy mixing shit.....ciao

  2. some of em are kinda lame but ull get a few laughs....my fav is number 22.....:laugh: :laugh:

    1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

    2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

    3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me

    4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

    5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

    6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

    7) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

    8) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

    9) BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

    10) I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.

    11) So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute

    12) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

    13) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

    14) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

    15) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

    16) My kid had sex with your honor student.

    17) Earth first...we'll mind the other planets later.

    18) I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

    19) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

    20) As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

    21) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.

    22) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not

    screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

    23) God must love stupid people, he made so many.

    24) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

    25) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

    26) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

    27) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

    28) It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

    29) Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

    30) I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

    31) Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself!

    32) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

    33) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

    34) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

    35) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

    36) CAT----- The Other White Meat

    37) Beer----- The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon

    38) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With A$$holes

    39) I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do You Want?

    40) Remember My Name------You'll Be Screaming It Later.

    41) Welcome To Shit Creek-----Sorry, We're Out of Paddles

  3. hey deb im really sorry to hear about ur friends brother....but girls get be very manipulative and get in your head at times.....my cousin did the same when she was 18.....i never understood why until now ....... but she had many different more serious reasons......im really sorry and ill see u this weekend babe.....bobby......:(

  4. Originally posted by glowgrlnyc

    Yup...I remember coming home from the Tunnel once and no money left, BUT I Needed a Cigarette soooo BADLY, so I

    scrownged all the change from inside my car (under the seats, under the rugs, in between the seats, under the seats, in the cup holders, in theTRunk:confused: ) Well Luckily enough I had Enough to Buy a PACK... You shouldve seen the look on the Deli Guy's FAce when he saw like 70 Pennies and like 50 nickels with dirt and crud on them....:laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: ... thats great ive done the same thing countless times on coutless nights...... suprisingly no that recently but im sure it will happen this weekend of course.... lol....;)

  5. there never will be the perfect drug....because anything that is natural has been discovered ....and anythin in the future will be chemical....and every chemical drug made has some bad side effects......some not addictive but harmful in the long run....i dont think its possible....but i know than when the next new drug is invented i will definately try.....i think it will happen fairly soon perhaps the next year or so.....ciao

  6. 1 weed

    2 alcohol

    3 acid

    4 mesc

    5 all types of pharms(oxycotin, percs, valuum, etc.)

    6. e

    7. GHB

    8. shrooms

    9. coke (never crack)

    10 speed(pharmies though)

    11. dust...(once)

    12. peyote (once)

    13. opium...(maybe 3 times)

    i think thats it.....as of now i only smoke occasionally and drink often.....very often...hehe...and sometimes pharmies......ciao

  7. you guys are takin tooooooo much.....just take one scoop every 2 hours and u wont really get that feelin/......i feel happy and wired when i take it.....if u take 2 much at once u pass the fuck out and feel like shit....not exactly wired but somewhat hyper and a warm feelin all over.....u can fuck 4 hrs too.....ciao

  8. Originally posted by tastyt

    When I see hotties I usually try to get a good enough look to commit their image to short-term memory, look away hoping they haven't noticed me looking, and walk by as quickly as possible.

    I am serious! I am a total pussy.

    haha....i thought i was the only guy that couldnt approach girls when im interested.....i dont know what it is.....i guess the fear of rejection....im not bad looking ive had many girlfriend but i just cant approach.....unless im a little drunk than it helps a little...ciao

  9. There is not just one gatecrasher.....the most popular one is n belfast england,....but they throw parties elsewhere.....u mentioned a shitty line up.....next month they are throwin a party with....one of the craziest line up i have ever seen.....including....van dyk, picotto, tall paul, donald glaude, oakenfold, sven vath, and several others in 3 different rooms ....i think thats pretty fuckin insane......ciao

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