IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTN THAT THERE IS A GUIDO HATER AMONGST US AND MY FELLOW WARRIORS HAVE REQUESTED A TOUNGE LASHING FROM THE ONE WITH THE GIFT OF GAB. IT IS PAINFULLY OBVIOS THAT FUCKIN ZERO WAS THE DORK IN GYM CLASS WHO NEVER CHANGED INTO HIS GYM CLOTHES BECAUSE HE WAS EMBARESSED OF HIS SMALL PENIS, PLAYING DUNGEONS & DRAGONS IN THE CORNER WITH THE REST OF THE URINE SMELLING, RETAINER WEARING, CHESS CLASS ATTENDING GEEKS THAT COULD'NT GET LAID IN A WHORE HOUSE WITH A FIST FULL OF HUNDREDS. I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR THE ACTIONS OF ONE OF MY FELLOW GUIDO COUSINS WHO MUST HAVE GIVIN YOU THE VIP TREATMENT WHEN THEY PULLED YOUR POWER-RANGER UNDER- ROOS THREW YOUR TOUGHSKINS RIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD, THREW YOU IN THE SHOWER, THEN THREW YOU IN THE CAFATIERIA. SOMETIMES WE JUST DO SHIT WITHOUT THINKING GUIDO'S FINAL THOUGHT: THERE COMES A TIME IN EVERYONES LIFE WHEN THEY MUST LET GO OF THE WEDGIE RIPPING PAST AND NOT BE PREJUDICE AGAINST AN ENTIRE NATIONALITY JUST BECAUSE OF A FEW BAD APPLES. YOU MUST FOCUS ON A BRIGHT FUTURE WHERE MABYE, JUST MABYE, AN UGLY PREPPIE CHICK JUST MIGHT BE AS EQUALLY DESPRATE AS YOU, AND MIGHT ACTUALLY GIVE YOU A SHOT AT HER UNGROOMED ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH 70'S PORNO STYLED PUSSY. GOOD LUCK TO YOU,AND THE PUSSYLESS POSSE OF THE HAMPTONS. FOREVER FISTPUMPIN VIP-TECH