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DUDE, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? WHAT EXACTLY WERE YOU DOING? STANDING IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE SCREAMING "WARRIORS....COME OUT AND PLAYEE...." YOU MUST HAVE BEEN JERKING OFF IN YOUR CAR REAL QUIET CUZ I WAS THERE ALL NIGHT AND I DIDN'T HEAR SHIT YOUR A FUNNY GUY SPEWEY, ONE DAY YOU WANNA HANG WITH US,THEN THE NEXT YOU START DRAMA. AND DON'T SAY YOU WERE KIDDING ABOUT CHILLIN WITH US CUZ IT'S OBVIOUS BY THE POST THAT YOU WEREN'T. WHATS AMATTA? DID A BIG NASTY TWEE FAW ON YO WITTU HEAD AND GIVE YOU BOO BOO? I'M NOT GONNA RIP ON YOU TOO BAD CUZ YOU HAVEN'T SAID SHIT ABOUT ME BUT SERIOSLY, STOP DISSIN US. WE MEAN YOU NO HARM LITTLE CHEWYWUWEE

HOW EXACTLY DO I "FEED" OFF GROPEADUMMY? DO I QUOTE WRESTLERS? I DON'T THINK SO. AND I'LL ADMIT, SOME OF HIS POSTS WERE WITTY, BUT REPETITIVE AT BEST. AND IF YOU REMEMBER CORRECTLY DUNCEKID, HIS CREW REACHED OUT FOR US AND APOLOGIZED TO US FOR THE MIXUP. GROPEADOPE THOUGHT WE WERE PREPPIES, WHICH IS THE FARTHEST THING FROM THE TRUTH. YOU ARE ALSO CORRECT WITH THE FACT THE ALLIANCE WAS HERE FIRST. BUT REGARDLESS OF WHO WAS HERE FIRST THE ALLIANCE IS DEAD AND THE WARRIORS ARE HERE TO STAY. LONG LIVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN WARRIORS

IT IS MORE THAN PAINFULLY OBVIOUS THAT THE LEADER OF THE ALLIANCE A.K.A. "GROPEAHOMO" HAS FELT THE PRESSURE, HEARD THE FOOTSTEPS, AND IS BASICLY TERRIFIED FROM THE TRUE LEADERS OF THE JERSEY SHORE : THE WARRIORS. IT'S A SHAME THAT HE HAD TO BAIL OUT ON HIS CREW BUT, WE WOULD EXPECT NOTHING LESS FROM A GUY WHO'S CLAIM TO FAME IS STEALING "THE ROCK'S" CATCH PHRASES. MABYE SINCE THE ROCK HAS LEFT THE WWE YOU HAVE RAN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY?WHO KNOWS?...WHO CARES. DO YOU REALLY EXPECT EVERYONE TO BELIEVE THIS STORY OF A PROMOTION? CAMON GROPPY! YOU KNOW YOU FAILED ONCE AGAIN TO PAY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT. REMEMBER WHAT THE JUDGE SAID MR. DEADBEAT DAD, "THREE STRIKES AND YOUR OUT GROPADILDO" OUR HEARTS AND CONDOLENCES GO OUT TO THE HEARTBREAKID SCHLONGER AND THE REST OF THE ALLIANCE WHO NOW HAVE NO LEADER TO LOOK UP TO. BUT WAIT, WE HAVE GREAT NEWS FOR YOU ALL!!!! THE WARRIORS WILL NOW BE ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR INTERNSHIPS!!! NOW THIS IS A NON PAYING JOB BUT, TO BE AN EX-ALLIANCE MEMBER SIMPLY STANDING IN THE SAME ROOM WITH A WARRIOR IS MORE THAN ENOUGH PAY. I KNOW MYSELF, AS WELL AS JOEY SLIX, HAVE MANY MANY MEANINGLESS TASKS FOR ALL EX-ALLIANCE MEMBERS(aka warrior interns) TO TACKLE. SO FEAR NOT GUIDETTE MONSTERS A.K.A. LOAD CATCHERS, CUM DUMPSTERS, SKANKS, AND SLUTS OF BELMAR, THERE IS A NEW ENFORCEMENT OF ORDER IN TOWN : WARRIOR INC

FUCK YOU TOO ........BASTARD

FUCK OFF STIFFY

HOW DO YOU THINK I'M DOING, I'M AT WORK!

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WORKS ON SATURDAYS OR WHAT??? THIS FUCKIN BOARD IS DEAD

HE FEARS ME. AS DOES EVERYONE

YEAH, CHANGES IS STILL A BANGIN CLUB....I WENTY THERE LAST NIGHT WIT MY GIRL IN MY CAMARO. I WAS THE GUY IN THE BACK WIT THE SERGIO TACCHINI JUMPSUIT AND THE SUEDE REEBOKS WIT THE VELCRO STRAP HANGIN OUT....FIST PUMPIN TO STEVIE B.........DARRY!!!

YA KNOW SOMETHING STARDUMMY, YOU ARE MAKING IT HARD TO BE NICE TO YOU. EVERY TIME I PUT UP THE WHITE FLAG, YOU MAKE ME TEAR IT DOWN. I'M BEING NICE TO YOU CUZ YOU KNOW NEENA. KEEP IT UP, YOU SAW WHAT HAPPEND TO CMB1975. OH, AND AS FAR AS THOSE 10 EXTRA LBS..... STOP SWALLOWING 2 LOADS AT A TIME. I KNOW YOU THINK IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR SKIN AND ALL, BUT, TRY SPITTING. IT'S NOT VERY LADY LIKE BUT WHY START NOW MY LITTLE VAGINA BLOOD FART

YO! WHO IS THIS STARDO BROAD?

MY GIRL SAYS THE SAME THING!

AAAHHHHHHH..... I HAVE TOUGHT YOU WELL GRASSHOPPER

YOUR'E GOING TO "BREW UP SOMETHING" SPECIAL FOR ME GOOD. I'LL WHIP UP A BATCH OF MY OWN CHOICE BLEND OF BABY BATTER FOR YOU, MY LITTLE LOAD CATCHER THE FIRST SHOT IS JUST FOR YOU!! WHERE DO YOU WANT IT, IN YOUR SNATCH OR DOWN YOUR HATCH???

ALL YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKIN HERBS!!!!!!!!! STIFFY YOU FUCKIN TRADER, YOUR GETTIN SOFT ON ME YOU TOO JUGGS

SPRINT

YES!!!!

IS THAT A MIDI FILE???

YEAH, 2 SHOTS O DECCA FOR U MY PUNY LITTLE FRIEND

I'LL HAVE TO O.K. THAT PIC, I WAS QUITE THE "SOUP SANDWICH" THAT NITE. E-MAIL ME THE PIC FOR A WARRIOR C.E.O. APPROVAL

STARDO I MUST SAY, NOT HALF BAD!!! AND DON'T TAKE ANYTHING I SAY SERIOUSLY JUST ASK NENA, I TALK A GOOD GAME, BUT I DON'T MEAN IT

I WOULD LOVE TO DO YOU FOR LUNCH SOME TIME! I WORK IN MORRISTOWN SO, WE COULD GO TO DOUBLE D'S FOR LUNCH, TIP A FEW BROADS, I'D WORK UP A HARD-ON, YOU'D BLOW ME IN THE TOILET,AND I'D BE BACK FROM LUNCH BY 1:00 HOW DOES THAT SOUND SWEET TITS?????

ONLY ON THE 4TH

I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOUR THROAT MAYOR MMMMMMMMMMBOP!!

KEEP IT UP WITH YOUR MOUTH AND I WILL BE FORCED TO FLUSH OUT YOUR MUFFIN WITH WD-40 THEN SERGE WILL FLUSH OUT YOUR ASS PIPE WITH SOME GUM-OUT THEN WE'LL FRESHEN YOUR FLOWER WITH A LITTLE FEBREEZE ...JUST LIKE A COOL SUMMER DAY..