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  1. What did you get on your SAT's?

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    Originally posted by dzadza

    Yo alpha2002 - why do you assume so much about me? And bring a bunch of examples and talk about them as if I was disagreeing with you? Without even bothering to ask me what I think about them.

    All you see is test scores and from that alone you can already figure out how I think? And know how I would answer this and that question? That's ridiculous. You don't know a single thing about how I live my life. At least if I posted on this board day and night and shared with everyone every aspect of my life, may be you could try and figure out my real life personality based on my "board" personality. But I make a max of 2-3 posts a week. So I have no clue how you came to all those conclusions about me. Did it ever occur to you that I might happen to share some of your ideas?

    TALK TO THE HAND. *WAVING MY HAND*

  2. Aaaaaaaagh!!! Please Stop It!!!!

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    Originally posted by joeg

    That sounds like fun actually...

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    Alpha[WhatYearIsIt?]

    posts: 2 million (way too many for someone who hates everyone on here so much...)

    sex: my left hand

    location: no one cares

    Damnit, Why does this person have that in their sig, I'm so pissed about it... ugh!!!! you're all a waste of human life... I don't even know why I keep posting, i'm so mad!!!! damnit!!!! Let me see if I can shock everyone by saying something really offcolor... damn i'm clever... if no one else does... atleast I really like me... BUT I'm STILL PISSED ABOUT WHAT THAT PERSON HAS IN THEIR SIG!!!!"

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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    FREAK

  4. What did you get on your SAT's?

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    Originally posted by dzadza

    English is my 3rd language... not my field, never was, never will. But other than that, if you want test scores... Here's mine:

    SAT I: Math-800, Verbal-580

    SAT II: Math2C - 800, Physics - 790

    AP: Calculus BC - 5, Computer Science AB - 5, Physics C Mech - 5, Physics C Elec & Magnetism - 5 (none of the classes were offered at my high school, all independent study)

    GRE: Quantitative - 800, Analytical - 780, Verbal - 520 (taken junior year with less than 3 hrs of preparation)

    GRE Comp. Sci. Subject Test - 800

    dzadza, my friend. .

    I have MAD MAD MAADDD respect for those props. You've taken the pursuit for knowledge and to a level very few have and with a committment on par to none.

    but what does this all mean? I mean , how does it leave you feeling at night , when you go to sleep? Do you TELL yourself "what agreat day, im such a 1560'er, time to sleep".

    Is that all you need? Does that alone quench your thirst for the vigor that life has to offer?

    Its like the Mastercard ads; There are some things brains can't buy; For anything anything else, there're exams.

    For Example:

    If I ask my friend ClubKat "when do you feel love?", she won't go "When I walk out of a testing center knowing I ROCKED the verbal" Instead, Kittie will go "when a thick, well-hung black man pins me against the wall of a dive-bar and pumps my bum like a combustible engine , then I know what love is. .."

    Another Example:

    Myself, joeg, and PHONK are winding down another weekend as we meet up for lunch on monday for exactly 59.4 minutes lunch break from our mundane and tired dayjobs that serve no other purpose than to purchase drugs and pay exorbitant club fees week after week and head to Ranch One. There I ask "joeg, how was your weekend?" If he tought the way you did, dzadza, he might go "well, I forgot how to add 2+2, so I'm sorta bummed about that", BUT HE'S A BETTER PERSON THAN THAT. INSTEAD HE'll START GUFFAWING SENSELESSLY AT EVER UTTERANCE I SAY "BAWAGBWAHBFGHWAFHAHAA" like a recese monkey (perhaps from real joy, long term drug abuse, marijuana, whathaveyou). joeg knows somethin you dont; and thats SELF RESPECT. a SELF RESPECT THAT NUMBERS DONT GET YOU.

    I've had it with you people.

    There's nothing left to do but cry.

  5. What did you get on your SAT's?

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    Originally posted by saigray

    ....I danced with the devil and tutored SATs for years and its all about the rich kids paying to be babied into the Ivies while the only people who actually are taking it cold are the lower income kids in who have already gotten less prep.

    oh MAN.

    THAT *IS* DANCING WITH THE DEVIL.

    YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU TAUGHT PEOPLE IN SMALL STRUCTURED CLASSES IN THE SIDEROOMS OF CHURCHES ALONG THE L.I.E. HOW TO USE "PROCESS OF ELIMINATION" ON MULTIPLE CHOICE TESTS?!

    YOU PEOPLE ARE FLAWLESS ROLE MODELS FOR NEXT GENERATION AMERICANA.

    I THOUGHT FREEBASING COCK-CHEESE WAS DANGEROUS.

    IM SO JADED.

    PLEASE BE ADVISED AND DEAL WITH "SAIGRAY" WITH TREMENDOUS CARE AND CAUTION. THERE'S MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE WITH THIS ONE. . ..

  6. What did you get on your SAT's?

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    Originally posted by brickhouse

    Trust me, I know....I wrote my dissertation on the racial bias of standardized tests and how the dispirate impact standard should be used in courts to govern them...

    YAWNNNNNNNNn

    NO ONE FUCKING CARES

    HOWEVER, I *WOULD* LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU EVER SUCKLED THE TEAT OF A LACTATING WOMAN AS A GROWNUP?

  7. Aaaaaaaagh!!! Please Stop It!!!!

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    crystalmethod is. .well crystalmethod.

    you, on the other hand, joe, never fucking cease to amaze me at the number of pointless space-filler posts you throw on this board and force me to wade through all this crapshit only to see

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    joeg

    posts: 3 million

    sex: when i get married

    location: NYC. .well I'm moving there soon

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: BWAHAH !!

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    DONT MAKE ME SICC CLUBKAT ON YOU.

    --=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=

    ~~!! JOHNNY VICIOUS FRIDAYS - PLASMIC SCHMEGA - TAKE ME TO THE TOP/ IT BEGAN IN ZIMBABWE -- I LOVE YOU! I LOVE SAL DANO FOR EVER ! OR IS IT SAL PARM!? WHO CARES! ITS ALL ABOUT EX-COPS TURNED DJs!!

    CYBERIA - 2002 !! MWAH!!

    (that was for codica3, another bizarre but inviting specimen of 21st century club-garbage thats managed to encompass her entire life's story in her signature - incredible really)

  9. Aaaaaaaagh!!! Please Stop It!!!!

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    joeg, sassa and you other pieces of shit, why do you laugh at each and everything someone says?

    "tunnelbandit: I clucked like a queer-bait faggot at BK for free food because I cant afford full price"

    "joeg : HAHAHHAGAG ALMAO!O!!!!" < NO, STOP.

    "o-jay: actually, <ahblahlbalbhalblab> is a word" < NO ACTUALLY WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS GO TO A *REAL* COLLEGE AND LEARN SOME *REAL* SKILS, VO-TEC BOY

    "sassa: ________________" < who cares WHAT the fuck you have to say. You live in SoCali - WHO FUCKING CARES.

    "foxyroxy20: LOMAO u crazy dorkball!" < NO, YOU CRAZY TWISTED SLUT - JUS SHUT UPPPPPPPPP

    "deanna11: blahblab the old school bablahab" < I'D BE WAXING ABOUT THE OLD SCHOOL TOO IF I STILL PEEPED CLUB BOARDS LOOKING FOR PARTIEs/PICK UP SPOTS @ age 35

    "clubkat: " TWO WORDS - 'BOOZE CRUISE' *BARF*

    i've had it with you people. . Nothing but trashy, clueless people who have access to digital cameras so they can acctually document the sorry-ass weekend exploits to share w/ the rest of sorry fucks who come here.

  12. Exit vs. SF - I've HAD IT!!

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    Originally posted by vixenfoxxy

    Your signature is gone :(

    That makes you....

    temporarily worthless! Quick quick! new sig!!!

    Temporarily WHAT?!!?

    Listen slut, I wasn't "Temporarily Worthless" last night when I had you spread-eagle in the back of my Corolla last night, each leg hanging out a window while I pumped your ass into submission as you begged me to nut my silver man-glue all over your face and LIKE IT.

    But if it makes you happy, I'll work on a new sig and show it to you shortly.

    KISS

  16. Pre-Tilly Butt Bang jitters?

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    I dunno. . . Been nervous all DAY guess I cant keep still with this sweet-ass weather goin on. ..

    but for the main event - LOOK OUT!! I know my boyz from SI/LI gonna be down. Hope she makes it DARK. Last time we all went out for TBB (Tilly Butt Bang) it was tame if that. No money shots, no assplay . . .

    TONITE'S GONNA BE OFf-THE-HOOOOOOOKZ!

  18. Has anyone seen this man?!

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    MISSING IN ACTION:

    The Time: February, 2002

    The Place: The Dartmouth Rave

    The Crime: Gross, Indecent and Abusive assault on a gay, naked man by one "totallyoff", as he dropped the trance well past 11pm

    totallyoff.jpg

    IF YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW HAS SEEN THIS MAN, PLEASE, GIVE US A CALL IMMEDIATELY AT 1-800-FIN-ALLY TO BRING THIS MAN TO JUSTICE.

  20. Attn: Tilly and Totalloff

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    I've seen you two post and I know you two like to go out a lot and simply ahve a good time like anyone would want, esp at our age.. being 19..20 and stuff but dont take this out of perspective and let the scene/partying get to your heads. You guys have a lot of good stuff coming up in the not too far off horizon and dont wanna see it go to waste. I see so many wastoids come and go, like mugwump , teklord, and trancend. Be a differentiator guys and stand up for what you believe. I knw i know, its just pills and cat sedative but the net-net of it all doesnt help when you got things like college and stuff going on at the same time. I know what you'll say, you'll tell me you dont ALWAYS go out, and just kick it and play PlayStation or maybe pay with your X-box or go old school with atari dont foool yourself tho. Guys like thehacker can pull it off. .but look at what happens to other people like workenonelife he has to post pictures of his penis ont he internet like a goddamned man-hooker its pathetic if you ask me. Tilly, you're such a young beuatfiul girl but it aint lookin' so beautiful when you're at an X party and people get high and throw up on your hair .then its nasty-tilly not sweet-ass-tilly

    just think about it guys

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    'trance till you drop

  22. Who's dorkier??

    in Useless Blabber

    Posted

    Originally posted by sprincess218

    I second that.

    Look you titless bitch. .. and I'm goign to QUOTE your signature when I say this, but:

    *YoU dOn'T eVeN kNoW mE, YoU sAy ThAt I'm NoT lIvInG rIgHt, YoU dOn'T uNdErStAnD mE, sO hOw CaN yOu JuDjE mY lIfE?!*

    'NUFF SAID

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    ALPHA2002 - workenonelife: BROTHERS TOGETHER, BROTHERS FOREVAH

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    JOHNNY VICIOUS OWNS ME, AND SOME OF MY FAMILY

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  23. Totally Off.....

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    Originally posted by tottallyoff

    I am being childish and rude also. Sorry.

    But, its a no. Just ask your mom.

    I think BOTH of you two need to cool it. I doubt cazz meant anything by it.

    And watch who you're talking to, totallylame.

    you might be able to squish me like a tick, but I can bop you over the head like an ant.

    EARTH to teklord/mugwump... someone needs to break this up before it gets ugly guys

  25. Totally Off.....

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    Originally posted by cazz926

    Settle a bet. Alpha says you have Klinefelter's, but I say you're just a late bloomer.

    Which one of us right?????

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    Feel the bass.

    SETS OF SEVENS COMING TO YOUR TOWN. LOCK UP YOUR BICEPS.

    You're putting words into my mouth. . . I never bet you on ANYTHING i just simply SAID . ." i HAPPEN to think its from poor posture/food habits/ less exercise.. "

    NO ONE made mention of congenital man-titties. .NO ONE. Althogu, must admit I'm curious now that you mention it.. .

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