alpha2002

TALK TO THE HAND. *WAVING MY HAND*

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: FREAK

no actually I wanna play the lets pour gasoline all over you and gag your mouth with a buttplug, light you on fire and piss it out with urine on 5th avenue game FUCK-OFF you hind-tit

dzadza, my friend. . I have MAD MAD MAADDD respect for those props. You've taken the pursuit for knowledge and to a level very few have and with a committment on par to none. but what does this all mean? I mean , how does it leave you feeling at night , when you go to sleep? Do you TELL yourself "what agreat day, im such a 1560'er, time to sleep". Is that all you need? Does that alone quench your thirst for the vigor that life has to offer? Its like the Mastercard ads; There are some things brains can't buy; For anything anything else, there're exams. For Example: If I ask my friend ClubKat "when do you feel love?", she won't go "When I walk out of a testing center knowing I ROCKED the verbal" Instead, Kittie will go "when a thick, well-hung black man pins me against the wall of a dive-bar and pumps my bum like a combustible engine , then I know what love is. .." Another Example: Myself, joeg, and PHONK are winding down another weekend as we meet up for lunch on monday for exactly 59.4 minutes lunch break from our mundane and tired dayjobs that serve no other purpose than to purchase drugs and pay exorbitant club fees week after week and head to Ranch One. There I ask "joeg, how was your weekend?" If he tought the way you did, dzadza, he might go "well, I forgot how to add 2+2, so I'm sorta bummed about that", BUT HE'S A BETTER PERSON THAN THAT. INSTEAD HE'll START GUFFAWING SENSELESSLY AT EVER UTTERANCE I SAY "BAWAGBWAHBFGHWAFHAHAA" like a recese monkey (perhaps from real joy, long term drug abuse, marijuana, whathaveyou). joeg knows somethin you dont; and thats SELF RESPECT. a SELF RESPECT THAT NUMBERS DONT GET YOU. I've had it with you people. There's nothing left to do but cry.

oh MAN. THAT *IS* DANCING WITH THE DEVIL. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU TAUGHT PEOPLE IN SMALL STRUCTURED CLASSES IN THE SIDEROOMS OF CHURCHES ALONG THE L.I.E. HOW TO USE "PROCESS OF ELIMINATION" ON MULTIPLE CHOICE TESTS?! YOU PEOPLE ARE FLAWLESS ROLE MODELS FOR NEXT GENERATION AMERICANA. I THOUGHT FREEBASING COCK-CHEESE WAS DANGEROUS. IM SO JADED. PLEASE BE ADVISED AND DEAL WITH "SAIGRAY" WITH TREMENDOUS CARE AND CAUTION. THERE'S MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE WITH THIS ONE. . ..

YAWNNNNNNNNn NO ONE FUCKING CARES HOWEVER, I *WOULD* LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU EVER SUCKLED THE TEAT OF A LACTATING WOMAN AS A GROWNUP?

crystalmethod is. .well crystalmethod. you, on the other hand, joe, never fucking cease to amaze me at the number of pointless space-filler posts you throw on this board and force me to wade through all this crapshit only to see ------------------------------------------------------ joeg posts: 3 million sex: when i get married location: NYC. .well I'm moving there soon :laugh: BWAHAH !! ------------------------------------------------------ DONT MAKE ME SICC CLUBKAT ON YOU. --=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-= ~~!! JOHNNY VICIOUS FRIDAYS - PLASMIC SCHMEGA - TAKE ME TO THE TOP/ IT BEGAN IN ZIMBABWE -- I LOVE YOU! I LOVE SAL DANO FOR EVER ! OR IS IT SAL PARM!? WHO CARES! ITS ALL ABOUT EX-COPS TURNED DJs!! CYBERIA - 2002 !! MWAH!! (that was for codica3, another bizarre but inviting specimen of 21st century club-garbage thats managed to encompass her entire life's story in her signature - incredible really)

HAHAH ALOLOL L!!!1 "welcome to Ben Gay The. ." LOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL SOMEONE CALL ME An AMBULANCE - IM ABOUT TO RUPTURE HERE. LOLOL L L! L!! !L! L! Ben Ga. .LOL MAMAMO!!!!

joeg, sassa and you other pieces of shit, why do you laugh at each and everything someone says? "tunnelbandit: I clucked like a queer-bait faggot at BK for free food because I cant afford full price" "joeg : HAHAHHAGAG ALMAO!O!!!!" < NO, STOP. "o-jay: actually, <ahblahlbalbhalblab> is a word" < NO ACTUALLY WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS GO TO A *REAL* COLLEGE AND LEARN SOME *REAL* SKILS, VO-TEC BOY "sassa: ________________" < who cares WHAT the fuck you have to say. You live in SoCali - WHO FUCKING CARES. "foxyroxy20: LOMAO u crazy dorkball!" < NO, YOU CRAZY TWISTED SLUT - JUS SHUT UPPPPPPPPP "deanna11: blahblab the old school bablahab" < I'D BE WAXING ABOUT THE OLD SCHOOL TOO IF I STILL PEEPED CLUB BOARDS LOOKING FOR PARTIEs/PICK UP SPOTS @ age 35 "clubkat: " TWO WORDS - 'BOOZE CRUISE' *BARF* i've had it with you people. . Nothing but trashy, clueless people who have access to digital cameras so they can acctually document the sorry-ass weekend exploits to share w/ the rest of sorry fucks who come here.

blows like clubkat working the neck of a Heineken during Mardi Gras. And whats up with the farmhouse/basement rave pics everyone posts? You people are disgusting fucks. trancerrnxn19291, djjoncumsleeve, tranceend, lavendarcocksuck, etc lahblahblahb please kill yourselves.

STOP EATING. PUT THE HO-HO's down, gurl! *RUFF RUFF* also, for rdancer: "Rdancer, come here baby and suck my cock. Im waiting , please, make me hot and nasty"

Temporarily WHAT?!!? Listen slut, I wasn't "Temporarily Worthless" last night when I had you spread-eagle in the back of my Corolla last night, each leg hanging out a window while I pumped your ass into submission as you begged me to nut my silver man-glue all over your face and LIKE IT. But if it makes you happy, I'll work on a new sig and show it to you shortly. KISS

Both of these places SUCK! (btw , and this goes out to EVERYONE on this board.. . you, are, all, LOSERS!!

I have more coming guys. .what a great night tho!! P---L--U--R

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