I think that MTV should do that show where they follow around a bunch of guys in Seaside. I think it would go a little like this. Saturday-10AM-4:00PM Our cameras take us to the Surf Club where women with tiny bikins and guidos with tiny wife beaters pregame for the evenings festivities. 4:30-Our guidos drink their protein shakes and do pushups until 8:00 8:00- The guidos begin to do their hair. As they prepare their outfit(Beater, Capris, And Matching Diesel Sneakers) they stand in front of the mirror primping their hair and practicing "the fist pump" 10:00-The guidos bring us to the world greatest nightclub-MERGE! Hahaah only kidding. Temptations. Our guidos get stamped and the head for home where the real pregame begins. 10:30-An assortment of drugs is lined up so our Guidos can stay "regular" After a quick gram,jar,and a couple of pills its off to the bedroom to lift some weights. 11:30-After a short 1 hour bicep/tricep workout, our guidos fix their hair yet again, throw on some D&G coglone, and its off to Tempts 12:00AM-4:00AM MTV must shut off their cameras because they wouldnt be able to show any of it anyway, so they proceed to take shot after shot of blackhaus. MTV fires their crew and instead gives them a lifetime pass to Gold's Gym and a package of wife beaters.(As for our guidos, they wind up in the bathroom all night flexing in the mirrors and waiting in line for the stalls) 5:00AM Our guidos "refresh" themselves and anticipate next weekends disaster