mikemartinez

Hey some people like their eggs hardboiled, I like mine a little over easy.

The sad thing is that you know exactly where to find that on the internet. Besides, I like mine alot younger:D Do you have the NAMBLA website handy?

Addict!!

I know! I'm such a doofus!! I'm just a new guy trying to make some friends and these guys don't like me. I can't figure out why? Maybe it's penis envy?? That's got to be it! Are all of you guys Asian? Don't let small penis syndrome get you down. You can always just get girls that are around 14. This way your penis will seem larger. That's sound advice. Take note "Meathead":D

I don't know where you come up with it, but it's beautiful!!! Seriously funny shit!!

Wow, thanks for the info. I'm glad I have people like you around to fill me in on these little details.. Also, I'm not trying to be funny, it just never works for me. I'm just not gifted with a comedic sense like yourself. I think you should start a stand up routine. You're the funniest thing I have ever heard. By the way..............how about going out and playing a game of "Hide and go Fuck yourself"?? Talk to you soon Love, Mike:D

Can I rub you out? I'll get the crisco and peanut butter, but you have to bring the car buffer and candle wax.

OOOOHHHHH................a warrior and your a clubber. I bet you are a mad clubber. Probably a tough guy? With a name like babyface...................I doubt it. Hey jerky, stay in Jersey! Fag!!

Hey Blumpkin, it looks like you struck a nerve with some of these rectal stretching, t-bagging homos.

Then I wouldn't be bothering you:D

Why am I not surprised. Yaaaawwnnnnnn This board bores me.

Not persuasive enough. Try again...............Black cock sluts:tongue:

Did you come up with that one all by yourself? Try again, monkeyfucker.

You guys are great. this is some really good stuff. When you can throw out one liners like that you should atleast get paid for them. Keep 'em coming fucknuts. you're all making me horny

Ancient chinese secret........slapnuts!