Ruph
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I've seen a couple of people already wearing t-shirts with that slogan on it.
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another funny mitch: http://www.illmitch.com
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Is this the track you guys are talking about?:
http://dancepass.net/sr/mi/?ID=NjIw&BR=MzAw&MIME;.asx
btw, that dancer on stage is hottt
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Shakedown feat. Terra Deva - Drowsy With Hope
don't know what mix that is though
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Antranig featuring Angelica De No - Dangerous
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Originally posted by mattm2o
Now 4 my track ID's
1. Female Vocal that had the lyrics "Special Love" in it!
might be Fabio King - Special Love
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Originally posted by fliz77
1.Simply Red-Sunrise (ATFC Early Riser Dub)
When I first got the ATFC Morning Glory Remix, I must have listened to it 100X...looping it over and over again. Song rocks.
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I just saw your momma walking down the hall with a mattress strapped to her back asking for volunteers!
Your momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma is such a whore that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
Yo Mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo Mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo Mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo Mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo Mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo Mama's so tall when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo Mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo Mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo Mama's so stupid when she saw "under 17 not admitted" sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo Mama's so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo Mama's so stupid she told everyone that shewas "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama's like 7up - never had it never will (You're adopted)
Yo mama's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama's so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama's so nasty she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!
Yo mama's so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
Yo mama's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama's so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama's sp black she went to night school and was marked absent.
Yo mama's so fat her yearbook picture is an arial
Yo mama's so fat when she backs up she beeps
Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows
Yo mama's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up
Yo mama's like a TV, even a 2 year old could turn her on
Yo mama's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.
Yo mama's so ugly your dad first met her at the pound
Yo mama's like a gas station - you gotta pay before you pump
Yo mama's so fat she broke her leg and gravy dripped out
Yo mama is like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo mama is like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck.
Yo mama is so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama's like a Toyota, "OOooh what a feeling!"
Yo mama's like Marky Mark - Good Vibrations
Yo Mama's so fat she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy
Yo mama's so skinny she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water would turn into coffee
Yo mama's so fat she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs
Yo Mama's so skinny if she had dreads I's grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor
Yo mama's so bald her hair looks like stitches.
Yo Mama's so hairy her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock
Yo Mama's so hairy Bigfoot takes pictures of her
Yo Mama's so fat she bungee jumped and went straight to hell
Yo Mama's draws so funky the roaches check in but they don't check out
Yo Mama's teeth so yellow when she yawns traffic slows down
Yo Mama's teeth so yellow she spits butter
Yo Mama's so ugly had to get her baby drunk just so she could breastfeed.
Yo Mama's so black she bleeds smoke
Yo Mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around on dune buggys
Yo Mama's so fat her blood type is ragoo
Yo Mama's so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone
Yo Mama's so short you could see her feet on her driver's licencse
Yo Mama's like the pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her
Yo Mama's so stanky she gets sourdough yeast infections
Yo Mama's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up
Yo Mama's so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World
Yo Mama's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Mins
Yo Mama's so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store
Yo Mama's so ugly when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.
Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's nose
Yo Mama's so fat when she sits around the house she REALLY sits AROUND the house
Yo Mama's so nasty she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles
Yo Mama's butt so big it looks like 2 pigs fighting over milk duds
Yo Mama's gums so black that she spits yoo hoo
Yo Mama's teeth so rotten when she smiles they look like dice
Yo Mama's so old when god said "let there be light" she was there to flick the switch
Yo Mama's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs
Yo Mama's so black when the police shot at her the bullets came back for flashlights
Yo Mama's so black every time she gets in a car the oil light comes on
Yo Mama's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
Yo Mama's so tall she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun
Yo Mama's so black when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on leather pants
Yo Mama's so stank she made right guard go left, speed stick slow down and ban come off strike
Yo Mama's so stupid said "what's that letter after x" and i said Y she said "cause I wana know"
Yo Mama's got no legs and always talking about how she used to kick it
Your town so small, the side of the Greyhound bus has a puppy
Yo Mama's so fat n black she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill
Yo Mama's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO
Yo daddy's so black if he had a red light hed be a beeper
Yo Mama's head is so nappy when she combs her hair her teeth bleed
Yo Mama's mama so nasty I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection
Yo Mama's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her hip hop
Your breath's so stank we don't know whether you need gum or toilet paper
Yo mamas got no fingers talking bout wanted to be with the Pointer sisters
Yo Mama's so ugly I took her to haunted house and she came out with a job application
Yo family so black when they hold hands look like a stretch limo
Yo Mama's so fat uses blanket as a washcloth
Yo Mama's got one ear, talking bout she wants to hear both sides of the story
Yo Mama's so ugly i took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "thanks for bringing her back
Yo Mama's so stupid indtead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice
Yo papa is so stupid he got a part time job painting skittles
Yo mama's so dumb she took a spoon to the Super Bowl
Yo mama aint got no fingers, talking about she's pressing charges
Yo Mama's so dumb she sat on TV & watched the couch
You smell so bad your Sure deoderant is now confused
Yo Mama's head is so little could wear fruit loops as head rags
Yo Mama's so old when she reads the bible she reminisces
Yo Mama's so big when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway
Yo Mama's so ugly she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it
Yo Mama's so ugly when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows
Yo Mama's so ugly the doctor is still smacking her ass
Yo Mama's so black that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime
Yo Mama's booty is so big if you tell her to haul ass she gotta make 2 trips
Yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.
Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with slingshots.
When your mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor said "Throw this shit away!"
Yo mama's so ugly when she passes by a bathoom the toilet flushes.
Yo mama's so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
You're so cheap, instead of buying a fire alarm, you hang Jiffy Pop from the ceiling.
Your Momma is so old, she used to babysit Jesus.
Your momma's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Your father's so stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - he put Sagitarius.
Your father's got so many gaps in teeth it looks like piano keys.
Your father's so fat he sat on the corner and the police came & said "break it up!"
Your mama's so skinny her nipples touch.
Your mama's so big when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody.
Your mama's so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.
You got more weave than a dog in traffic.
You got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave.
You so black when you go swimming it looks like an oil spill.
You so stank, you're like Shaquille O'Neal, you don't fake the funk!!
You got more crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
You got so many rings around belly you gotta screw your underwear on.
The difference between yo mama and 747: not everyone's been on a 747.
Yo mama's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than Thomas' English Muffin.
Yo mama's so ballheaded when she showers she gets brainwashed
Your daddy's so short he has to cuff his underwear.
You're so fat, when you travel, you gotta make two trips.
Yo mama's so big, it takes her 2 hours just to haul ass.
You're so black, when you eat a tootsie roll, you gotta wear white gloves to keep from eating your fingers off.
Yo mama's so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big
Yo forehead's so big you could show slides on it.
Yo mama's so black she drinks water and pees coffee.
Yo mama's so big she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide
Yo mama's so big that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
You so black, if they put you in a bottle you'd be a Pepsi
Yo mama's so stupid she thought BOYZ2MEN was a daycare center.
Yo mama's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo maxi pad is so thick you could bend over and deflect bullets.
You hair's nappier than a goats ass.
You smell like hot ass on a cold day.
Yo mama's so fat she wears a VCR as a beeper
yo mama's so stupid she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.
You so fat you smell like bacon at 90 degrees
Yo mama got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony
Yo mama's so ugly you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies
Yo head so big, you dont have dreams, you have movies
Yo lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair
Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving
You so poor your tv got 2 channels: on and off
Yo mama's so nice she'd give me the hair off her back
Yo mama's so fat she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks
YO car's so ugly, Someone broke in just to steal The CLUB.
YO mama's so fat she dries her pants in the driveway
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family
YO mama's so ugly they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty
Yo mama's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back
Yo mama's so stipid she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?"
Yo breath so stank when you exhale your teeth gotta duck
Yo mama's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on soul train
Yo mama's so old she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block
Yo mama's so old when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing
The guys like to shop at yo mama's favorite store, the gap
Yo mama's so big she cant wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on her back
Your mama is so ugly that your father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Your mama's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Your mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your mama's so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
Your mama's so old she owes Moses a quarter.
Your mama's so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Your mama's so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen her since.
Yo mama's lips are so big that Chapstick had to invent a pray.
Yo mama's so big her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test & failed.
Yo mama's been on welfare so long they put her face on the food stamps.
Yo mama's so old she's got Jesus' beeper number.
Yo mama's legs are so hairy if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo.
Yo mama's so dumb she thought St Ives was a Catholic church.
Your momma so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Your momma got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Your momma so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Your momma so fat, when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Your momma so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Your momma so fat, when she back up she beeps.
Your momma soooooooooooooo old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was
10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
Your momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your momma so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Your momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.
I saw your momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
Your momma so old she owes Jesus a nickel.
Your momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Your momma so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.
I saw your momma kicking a can down the street. I askes what she was doing, and she said "Moving."
Your momma so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.
Your momma so stupid, she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Your momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Your momma so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Your momma sets off car alarms when she runs.
Your momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Your momma's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Your momma so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Your momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Your momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Your momma hair is so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Your momma is so bald she curls her hair with rice.
Your momma so short she can play handball on the curb.
Your momma so fat, when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Your momma so fat, her college graduation picture was an airial.
Your momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Your momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Your momma so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Your momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Your momma so easy that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she was getting it three times.
Your momma so stank that her shit is glad to escape.
Your momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Your momma so fat, she influences the tides.
Your momma got an afro, with a chin strap!!!!
Your momma so backwards she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Your momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Your momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Your momma so old I told her to act her age and the bitch dropped dead.
Your momma wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Your momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Your momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Your momma so fat, when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Your momma's twice the man you are.
Your momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Your momma's house is so small she can't even order a large pizza
Your momma's head is so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Your momma is so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Your momma got two wooden legs and one is one backward.
You're so tall, if you did a back-flip you'd kick Jesus in the mouth.
Your momma so dumb, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Your momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Your momma's got three fingers and a banjo.
Your momma was so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Your momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.
Your momma's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Your momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Your momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Your momma's head is so big, it shows up on radar.
Your momma's middle name is Rambo.
Your momma so dumb that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Your momma so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Your momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Your momma's blind and seeing another man.
Your momma's in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
Your momma grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Your momma watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Your momma has one leg and a bicycle.
Your momma has one hand and a Clapper.
Your momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Your momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Your momma has a 'fro with warning lights.
Your momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
Your momma has one short leg and walks in circles.
Your momma has one short arm and can't applaude.
Your momma's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Your momma drives a peanut.
Your momma's got a wooden leg with branches.
Your momma waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Your momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9.
Your momma was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Your momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
Your momma was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Your momma so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Your momma so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Your momma so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Your momma so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.
Your momma so fat, she was baptized at Marine World.
Your momma so dumb, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Your momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Your momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
If my dog had a face as ugly as your momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
I saved yo mama life today...I killed a shit-eating dog on the way over.
Yo mama's so fat she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out
Yo daddy so poor that if he didn't wake up with a hard-on, he had nothing to play with all day.
Yo mama drives a peanut.
Yo mama has 10 fingers - all on the same hand.
Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo mama has a 'fro with warning lights.
Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaud.
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past 9.
Yo mama said she liked seafood, so I gave her crabs.
Yo mama so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
Yo mama so dumb, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Yo mama so dumb, she thinks socialism means partying!
Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat butt out of the way.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama was so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama so fat, she can't even tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo mama so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!
Yo mama so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo mama so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
yo mama so fat, she get clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Yo mama so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo mama so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo mama so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo mama so old, she co-wrote one of the ten commandments.
Yo mama so old, she farts out dust.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo mama so poor, she married young just to get the rice!
Yo mama so poor, the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted!
Yo mama so poor, when your family watches TV, they go to Sears.
Yo mama so poor, your family at cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.
Yo mama so smelly, that her shit is glad to escape.
Yo mama so stupid that she go hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo mama so stupid that she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Yo mama so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
Yo mama so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911".
Yo mama so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
Yo mama so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama so tall, she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
Yo mama so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
Yo mama so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Yo mama so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo mama so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo mama so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel
Yo mama so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo mama so ugly, they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped HER mama!
Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo mama twice the man you are.
Yo mama was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo mama was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama waves around a popsickle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo mama's blind and seeing another man.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo mama's got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
Yo mama's got snakeskin teeth.
Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama's got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo mama's got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo mama's got two wooden legs and one is one backward.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama's head is so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama's in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna push me 'round no more."
Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always comes back for more.
Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.
Yo mama's like a bowling ball, you can fit three fingers in.
Yo mama's like a bus; guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo mama's like a Christmas tree; everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
Yo mama's like a goalie; she changes her pads after three periods.
Yo mama's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.
Yo mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.
Yo mama's like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers.
Yo mama's like a railroad track; she gets laid all over the country.
Yo mama's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick.
Yo mama's like Crazy Eddie; she's practically giving it all away.
Yo mama's like Denny's...open 24 hours.
Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.
Yo mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.
Yo mama's middle name is Rambo.
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check out the top ten thread also
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Chris Brann pres Delilah - B Strong 4 Me (Envy's Deviation Vocal mix)
Becky Baeling - If You Love Me (Thick Dick Vocal)
Castor & Pollux - Serenity (DJ Gary Remix) or try the JF Sebastian Remix
Laidback Luke - Give Me A Reason...male vox
Mark Knight feat. Joy - You Leave Me Better (Vocal mix)
DJ Matt C - Missing You (Addy's Missing Industry remix)
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing!)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. Is that why Flipper was always smiling? (Why isn't the pig included in this list?)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....)
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking little bottles of...?) (Did the gov't pay for this research??)
Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew....?,Who cares!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....")
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig... quality over quantity!)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, jeez!)
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too!)
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the jerk upside the head.
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anyone have any info on this one?
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a few...
Becky Baeling - If You Love Me (Thick Dick Vocal)..awesome vocal
Chris Lum - Connected
Ryan Dent - Purple Ohm (Bart van Wissen remix)..heard a little preview
Anne Clark - Sleeper In Metropolis 3000 (Marco Remus Mix)...this track is insane
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Originally posted by trancer70
3. SSL - Follow Me (Wally and Kucho Mix)
I heard that there is an Infusion mix coming out also and it's supposed to be goooooooooood.
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nice set...got tracklisting?
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Scott Bond Vs. Solarstone - The 3rd Earth
I'm not really into trance, but this one owns!
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nice Tiesto mix right here
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good one
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Originally posted by whitecamaro
absolutely love that song
ye..i wonder who's the girl behind the vocals
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Castor & Pollux - Serenity (JF Sebastian Remix)
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Camel Riders feat Nkemdi Amadiume - So High (Main Mix)
Chris Brann pres Delilah - B Strong 4 Me (Envy's Deviation Vocal mix)...very nice vocal, very very nice mix
T-Empo - Dont Take The Love Away (Mara Vocal Mix)
Julian & Danny aka M Factor - Come Together (Promo Mix)
Jakatta - One Fine Day (John Ciafone Mix)
Holden And Thompson - Nothing (Silver City Remix)
Darko & Leeds - Together...such a nice chill out track
Agent 001 (Steve Porter and Eli Wilkie) - Stinger/Faakson
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hey, can you send to rmishi@optonline.net and worldnet55@aol.com
thx
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Love That Man
good one
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wow...nice...that was unexpected