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Originally posted by DarrellG
He's probably using an old dictionary. Or maybe those pages are stuck together from him jerking his little pecker while reading his gay posts.
For the record, yes I do need to hit the treadmill (don't we all) but I DO NOT have man tits. And my GORGEOUS girlfried does not have horse teeth nor would she EVER PM a low life like you. And by the way, like I said before your shit is more repetative than John the stutterer in a timed spelling bee. Come up with something else better than man tits and horse teeth.
Thanks,
DultG, as I've said before Its not my fault you graduated from some hick community college and cannot grasp simple words. I've never used a word that would need a dictionary to help define it, you gap tooth chode. As far as your Medusa face'd boyfriend, with chicklets as chompers, she's been dieing to go out with the ole Riz to Nobu and then Pangaea for a night of fun. She's tired of you taking her to the All-Star Cafe, and then Turtle Bay.
like I said before your shit is more repetative than John the stutterer in a timed spelling bee.Come up with something else better than man tits and horse teeth.
Pot. Kettle. Black.
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Originally posted by funks0ul
damn, if you're going to insult someone using ethnicity and religion, i mean shit at least use it in the right context so the rest of us can laugh....
hindi's the language... you're trying to say hindu... damn...
punjab's a state... that'd be like calling someone a stupid new york.. it'd be punjabi...
Are you a punbabi? Are you a hindu?
I love how everyone here becomes a Magna Cum Laude recipient and files through the post with Mavis Beacon Teaches Spelling program running. I could give a flying wombat's shit nugget pie about the correct way to say Punjabi Hindi, Hundu Punhubu etc..I also dont remember mentioning "funks0ul" in any of the posts below so please refrain from stinking up my thread with your cock breath, and try to act like Dean Prichard on someone elses thread bitch.
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Originally posted by sexxybabyd
It's $14.95 a month and why in gods name would I even TRY to reach ur limp penis
$14.95 a month to see Willow's daughter coverup her droopy saddle bags and spread her roman column sized tree trunks? I've seen Ron Popeil have better deals then that sweets. What makes you think I've got a limp penis? Have you fucked or spoke to the girls I've railed? Have you seen it? Does the fact that I inquired about where to purchase it automatically mean I've got sex problems? Some logic there you slope'd foreheaded dwarf imbecile.
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Originally posted by linabina
u know whats funny i dont even think he goes searching for pics... i think he saves them all to his computer for opportunities like this one.. which is fuckin worse... i bet hes got a "cp folder" in his documents.
ok ok... go ahead rizzo... call me fat... call me hairy... call me manly... make fun of my eyebrows... call me a britney wanna-be, etc etc
but make sure u look deep in ur folder for the best pic of me that uve got to adequately portray all of those things at once... itll have more effect 
yes, right on my desktop is a folder called Club Planet PIX. Each time I see a pic thread I save every single picture, in hopes of photoshopping it one day. The folder is at 1.4 megs currently. Actually, someone PM'd me Koky's picture. How's that one taste? Why would I want to tell you that you have hairy arms a gut, and are obsessed with someone who wouldnt even stop on the street to spit out last nights cum batch onto your cakey complexion? It's been done many a time tootsey.
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Cintron, i see your name and already know the post is going to be a smorgasbord of depressed mundane hogwash. Tweeze your hindi brows get in shape find other hobbies and use some soap...life isnt so bad sport.
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Originally posted by sotuchick
I didn't want to get involved w/ this but DAMMM Rizzo....You really don't got shit to do!!! It takes effort to create one of those (above).
That picture takes as much time as it does one of you posting 10 Britney Spears or Carmen Electra pics....
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pudgybabyD, dont talk about getting up, because you couldnt reach my cock with a pair of stilts and a ladder. Now please go back to flashing your saggy flapjacks and cottege cheese ass for $9.99 a month.
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Originally posted by tastey
maybe you should all take a break and not take everything that is said on the INTERNET so god damn personal. rizzo is a funny guy and i enjoy reading his posts. what you guys try here is to copy him and make a satire of him, which ironically even honors him cause it is not even HALF as good and thought out as his rants. what kind of jokes are you pulling here? "you can´t get it up"?? how old are you. what a fucking LAME joke is that??
can´t you think of anything that is a little deeper, not on the surface? see, from what he posted it took no skill at all to make fun of it. it was so obvious that i wouldn´t have even cared to make fun of it, even if he´d asked me that face to face. there is no SKILL involved there, no challenge. thats why i consider rizzo to have a sense of humor. what you write here is just lame and not funny.
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In from the side stage doing the Ali shuffle already sweating after 10 seconds comes the fat balding slob with poor teeth and skin... DARRELLG. What "thesaurus" are all of you mongrols whining about. Should I speak Neanderthal for all you Community College dropouts? Darrell, instead of skreetching like Urkel everytime I post why dont you strap your floppy man tits to a treadmill and make use of it. Your horse face slut girlfriend has been PM'ing me to come out to Pangaea one night...keep her on muzzle tight.
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Cintron you uni-brow sporting stank punjab, why dont you take your 1 clue, depressed posts, and cardboard cut out car set, and Fred Flinstone shuffle to back whatever gutter whore's womb you cesarean'd out of you sweaty pig.
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koky: you've really got to be kidding me kid.
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speaking of which, I doubt that your 3 hour skin flute session in this movie you starred in with Chip was without the use of viagra.
Chip even said that before ravaging your little brown o-ring with his long stem mushroom, that he popped 2 viggies after you requested an extra long "dutch door scene"
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OK!!! SMURF ON!!!
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oh boy, all the 5 foot chicano's are ganging up now. You tell them that their Cinco De Mayo parties are just a bunch of greasy wet back wannabe Benny Blanco's dancing to Selena and they start chanting at you while the remains of nana's arroz campollo flying off their Mario mustache. Where is the humor in seeing Tashir the Punjabi Pop Idol's cock cushions? The Village Voice is gonna be all over this one.
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actually our agency is having a party this Sat and I wanted to give one of the bookers a stiffy when he has to thank everyone... BUT HAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE !! RIGHT ON THE MONEY BIG SMURF DOG!! THAT WAS SMURF-ERIFIC!!!!
Dont you have to get back to finding people to invite to go see a movie with? Fugly hook nose euro trash.
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Originally posted by gmccookny
it's funny, in the short run people find jizzo funny for his quick (thou amateur) wit humorous.
Amateur? Is George Fucking Carlin supposed to register and start posting for it to be deemed "acceptable" by the great comic mind of gmcookny? Please kid get real.
But in the long term, people should notice this is a person with no life who finds the need to belittle others to make him (or herself) feel better. Imagine, your whole schtick is what he does...pretty boring and pathetic. Not to mention he's a chicken who hides behind his computer
I call it how I see it champ. When I skim through this dump, I look for shit that catches my eye so I can expose truthfully. This entire toilet is compromised of ugly people patting eachother on the ass saying "good things" about themselfs back and forth. Like a never ending circle jerk. The truth is, that everything these people say are infact bullshit coverups to be nice. "AWWW Those Buckteeth look so cute on your acne coverd face!! What makeup do you use! I like MAC Series!! hee hee" or "Yea man that gut of yours really looks good for the summer, do you do incline situps for your obliques?"
Its no schtick you third world sissy just bringing a balance around here. And feel free to keep using the "hide behind the computer one" champ. I guess I have to accept your challange to meetup behind the Alice In Wonderland statue in Central Park and thumb wrestle you and your Magic card trading crew to pass the "test" then fuck it
Now get back to trying to find E-Friends to goto the E-Movies with you, you antisocial troglodyte.
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Originally posted by blondboheme
Don't fuck with my boy Blingalicious. You'll never be as cool as him. You'll waste all our time with worthless ignorant comments-(are rizzo and saleen the same person?)- that don't even deserve the time it takes for us to reply and tell you what an idiot you are. Furthermore, you'll look like a total ass. Oops, too late, you already do!
Oh yeah, and God will send you straight to hell!
ok!!! tee heeeee heeee!
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Originally posted by Bling
its ok leo. he just wants to gain his two minutes of fame by fuckin with a kick ass thread of fliptonnia.. and btw flip is cool as fuck so dont talk shit abotu people u dont know. you cant even get women as hot and sweet as themrs in ur wildest dreams so stop the hating ...........
Bones while you were graduating to pull-ups, I was pissing in the gasstank of your fathers minivan. While you were noticing strange fluffy black stuff growing out of your groin, I was shedding spare pubes all over your mothers unibrow. While you were learning to drive, I was ripping your GI Joe sandcastle to shreds with a harley-davidson softail. And while you were sneaking a peek at mom's victoria secret catalog before boy scouts last tuesday, I was professionally pounding pussy tight enough to splinter a walnut shell sideways.
You dont know a fucking thing about me, who I railed, and where I go. I however got an unpleasant glimpse at how a nerd furiously tries to get accepted into some half ass slum party.
I can guarantee that if all 68 pounds of you stood outside Pangaea during its hay day, upper lip trembling as Randy made eye contact with you, walked back behind the tinted windows, and broke out in a rage of laughter, only to hand you a VIP pass to Barns & Noble.
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what happened kid? Was that verbal curbstomp so hard that all you could muster was that sloppy queef?
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Originally posted by happyface
Nigga dont hate,youll never get a female as hot and down as the themrs so stop talking all that smack bitch.
Who gave Ziggy the blue bus driver permission to drop the hatch and have this drooling lazy eye'd simian scoot down and gargle a cum bubble in my direction? Come babbling your Latinobonics again and I'll bust your smegma sucking shitlogger back to the Menudo reunion chatroom with a 6-iron you nostril flaring fag. Now get back to making trips to the bathroom with your rubber jawed buttercreme gang buddies to play russian roulette with your spit lubed pubeless pistol instead of trying to fling petrified dingleberries in my direction.
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Originally posted by happyface
Nigga dont hate,youll never get a female as hot and down as the themrs so stop talking all that smack bitch.
Who gave Ziggy the blue bus driver permission to drop the hatch and have this drooling lazy eye'd simian scoot down and gargle a cum bubble in my direction? Come babbling your Latinobonics again and I'll bust your smegma sucking shitlogger back to the Menudo reunion chatroom with a 6-iron you nostril flaring fag. Now get back to making trips to the bathroom with your rubber jawed buttercreme gang buddies to play russian roulette with your spit lubed pubeless pistol instead of trying to fling petrified dingleberries in my direction.
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Originally posted by fliptoniaaa
rizzo .....where is the hating gonna get u!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
u seem like a pretty worthless human being right about now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
but all the stuff u said about me r incorrect!!!!!!!!!!!!
u can ask themrs about the gf i had b4 i was with her!!!!!!!!!! she was pretty fuckin hot too, ive just got game!!!!!!!!!! which i see u have none of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!im definatly not sensitive, and any1 on here who knows me will laugh in ur face for calling me that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i only have 11 and a half inches, sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and the money im not rich but between the both of us were doing just fine, we have a house, kids, and we party like rock stars.....what more do we need!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
now u have a great day u hear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flip!!!!!
whoa whoa whoa! calm down chico. I had to take 3 advils just to make it through to your last worthless sentance.
Hater? I think not. You look like a Hindu pop star. Tashir will be your stage name. Not for nothing chump, but you are one ugly mother fucker. That tribal mask you call a face looks like a plaster cast from the Mathau clan. Now you say you have game, but please...Leon Phelps has game and couldnt catch a lay if he had your mother take a shot of GHB and positioned her in a spread eagle. Game is nothing without looks, and you are lacking hardcore in that department. So dont give me your Julio Englesias patent "im a romantic" bullshit, Pedro. You wouldnt know how to party like a rock star if I crazy glued those fish lips of your to Brett Michaels grundle hair's as he toured Europe. Your backwater parties are just a blemish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Ronin
Rizzos just mad he cant get it up......
http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223211
Ah Roninmess....long time no speak my woodland elf friend Had I looked up from between your mothers flap jacks, I would have noticed you were gone....You fly in donning your Chelsea tailored batman cape and cowboy hat that says "look at me boys, I'm paradise in pink chaps!" and then blow your entire image by farting out a condom thats clearly stamped "Sing Sing Penitentiary." The question about viagra was not because of my sexual performance which as a matter of fact rivals that of Erik Everhard, but for a more humerous reason. So the next time you want to Electric Slide into one of my threads wiggling your Ishtar nipple tassles counter clockwise to the beat of "Karma Chamelion", please get your facts straight.
Looks like Rizzo has a problem with J-J-J-Jizzo
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I figured.. nobody else would give a shit as to how to properly spell PUNJABI. Nor would I waste my fucking time walking to my friend who sells me bananas and apples who get rotten in a day when he tells me they are fresh .... that bastard...and ask him the proper terminology. Im not here to entertain you. You want entertainment? Have a Quaalude, strap on a pair of your ruby sandals and break dance to Khaled. I dont need you leaving smegma scent stink trail following me around on every thread pointing out grammatical errors like Ronin.