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PLEASE HELP L.A.!! Coming from NYC and could use some suggestions as to what's hot this weekend. According to my boy DJ Joe Giorgio, everybody's into house out there, but I'm looking for a nice, old fashioned bar/band that's going to kick a little more ass. Already checking out Static-X Thursday night at House of Blues, so anything along those lines... Thanks!

Wait, Joe, you've got ANOTHER CD on the way? I'm still distributing the first one to everybody I know. Can't wait to get my hands on it.

Chewey had fun too, Joey. Thanks for inviting this old Wookie.

Wait, you know Sergio? The tall, kind of short guy?

7-11 at 5 and 6:15 today.

Best thing I got in my bag is cargo shorts. What's the dress code like for Tempts on Saturday nights?

Part of the Nanny Exchange Program? Knew a couple in MORRIStown from Iowa and Kansas and shit. Welcome!

Figo who? Bar went NUTS when Korea scored. Nathan Hale's was electric this morning.

I'll try to remember the name of the gal who told me it was more fun than Tempts.

So, was this place a contender back in the day? Someone told me it was well worth the drive. Nobody goes there now?

I heard about this mystery place the other day and can't tell if it ever existed or not. I think it might have been located out in the woods somewhere in Sussex County. Anybody ever been there?

An instant classic:

Holy Shit!!! It's TROY AIKMAN!!!

Haha!! And then some. What are these guys thinking; they look good or something!?!?! Total f'n geeks. Here's the breakdown from left to right. Guy #1: WTF with those pants?? Guy #2: Ivy School Grad's lame attempt to be cool. Guy #3: Are you scared they'll spot your fake ID? Guy #4: Looks lost without a pack of smokes and can of beer.

For my money, Joegio's the best damn spinner nobody's heard of. This kid is hot and coming on strong. Only if I could get him to stop wearing pants up his asscrack....

I dunno, which one of these freaks gets laid less? Toss up if you ask me.

Old enough for the crust to harden and begin to flake. Upset, in retrospect from a trite and wasted youth.

Sunday night was tits in NYC. Best party in all of tri state was at Nathan Hale's downtown. Late night + Free drinks + No Sleep = Fun Monday

Kick his Ass, C-Bass!!

Easily done. Take fishing line and cut the glue as if you were flossing your teeth. Then rub off excess glue with cleaner/finger/whatever.

What? You don't like imitation snakeskin? Haha!!

If the dress code's anything other than tight ass crack pants and skin tight grey A|X shirt, then DJ Joegio's in trouble!! Hate to see him get fired his first day on the tables.

Here's some jokers for ya.

Belmar is not going to be 1/2 the atmosphere as Joey V's. Now that Guido can throw a party!!