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  1. Originally posted by thefan

    i have been hearing some talk about this place may swing by to check it out tonight.

    You should definitely check it out. We've been doing the pre-party thing over there for the past few weeks to help out my boys Davis G and TOMe, then over to ABYSS. Although, last week We didn't leave till late because of the Dominatrix party and almost missed ABYSS. I'll tell the guys to put you on their guest list, check your PM's.

  2. Wednesdays

    Club RIO

    NightQuil

    THE NIGHTTIME

    ITCHY,

    THIRSTY,

    BORED,

    HORNEY,

    SO YOU CAN DANCE

    MEDICINE

    Pain Relief by

    Guest DJ's

    Luigi

    and

    Falzone

    LADIES FREE ALL NIGHT

    Guys just $3

    $2 beer and shot specials

    NOT performing live tonight

    Who Da Funk- Shiny Disco Balls

    Club RIO

    the cure for the common club

    85 Lafayatte Road

    Woodbridge, NJ

    Rout 1 south in the fords shopping plaza

    (The old 360 lounge)

    www.dekepromotions.com

  3. I was told to start my own thread so here it is.

    :laugh:

    and before everyone at ABYSS gets their panties in a bunch, just RELAX! RIO is just a Pre Game party before ABYSS. We will all be heading over to see Lasgo tonight after RIO.

    We like going to RIO first, because it's local, Cheap, and there aren't a bunch of people running around in Red and White polo shirts going "Welcome to Friday's". Plus we are friends with the guys who host the party so we try to show them some love by helping promote them.

    Trust me, there is no way we are trying to compete with ABYSS!

    we'll see everyone tonight.

  4. Start your night off at Club RIO and

    then head to your favorite wednesday night party

    Club RIO

    85 Lafayatte road

    Woodbridge, NJ 08337

    Presents

    Part One of

    The Bed Room DJ's

    Wednesday August 28th

    The Black-n-Blue Party

    With Dominatrix FYREDANZER

    Doors open @9pm

    guest DJ

    Jason Falzone

    Ladies NO COVER

    Guys only $3

    $2 coors lights

    $2 Shot Specials

    all types of martinis served

    Club RIO is the old 360 lounge/club 30+/sports section cafe.

    next to Vintage Vinyl

    for more info. goto

    www.dekepromotions.com

    www.clubrionj.com

  5. Originally posted by doubleplay1970

    why do women love to be a player.

    i know chicks that go out to bars and clubs and say upfront they arent hooking up and arent going to pay for anything all night jsut let guys get them drunk. some i know even make sure they find a way to get th money they pay for a cover back and even go home with money

    Here try this next time!

    THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

    This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the

    "Agreement" is entered into on the ___ day of ____, 20__, by _____, between ____________ and ______________.

    THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:

    1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.

    2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.

    3. No calls before 9 PM -- we don't have shit to talk about.

    4. None of that "lovemaking" shit -- only mind-blowing sex allowed.

    5. No emotional discussions -- Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask.

    6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.

    7. All gifts excepted -- money is always good.

    8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged.

    9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business.

    10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" -- we are not friends, just sex buddies.

    11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended.

    12. No extra clothing -- I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.

    13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get your ass up and go home.

    14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care.

    15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.

    16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."

    17. Doggie style preferred -- just hit it hard and right or get the hell out!

    18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just fuck you.

    19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don't keep calling.

    20. The most important one -- no condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home.

    21. Bring your own drink -- I am not your liquor store.

    22. No phone use, please -- don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass.

    * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS:

    The aforementioned rules may only altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understand the rules.

    Participating Party Signature: ________________________

    Date:________________

    Participating Party Signature________________________

    Date:________________

    --

    :deal: :deal:

  6. Our group has recieved 100 tickets to go see the

    Somerset Patriots

    Thursday

    August 29th

    We own a whole section

    It's not Yankee stadium but its fun, local and they serve beer!

    The game starts at 7pm and will be over just in time to go out Thursday night.

    we encourage everyone who is interested to contact us and get these FREE tickets before they run out.

    Deke Promotions

    the tickets were given to us as part of an advertisemnet package and we're just looking to party, so come join us.

    Plus a whole section of young club people can get very interseting.

  7. Originally posted by jp18

    Yeah girls seam so sweet and pure....Ive heard girls fart, burb and seen them scratch their crotches....Yet, Have been yelled at by the same girls for doing all 3 myself

    Stop hanging around perns!

    Also, clean out your hotmail Biotch.

  8. Our Internet ASS contest will be concluding

    Wednesday July 31st

    Winners will be announced at

    CLUB RIO

    85 Lafayatte road

    woodbridge

    off of Route 1 north

    2 Dinner for Two passes

    for Toscana Restaurant

    in New Brunswick will be awarded

    Cast your vote at

    www.dekepromotions.com

    or post it here along with

    your favorite "ASS" songs of all time

    we will be playing them all night for the

    REAR FACTOR PARTY

    Bobby Bonds of The Newark Bears

    Brother of Home Run King Barry Bonds

    will be one of the Special Guest Judges

    He will be handing out baseball tickets all night

    The Corona Girls will also be judging and handing out

    Corona gear all night

    plus $2.50 Coronas

    It's a mix of Retro House, Hip-Hop, Reggae, old school joints and modern club music.

    Our Vote goes to contestant #4

    Our favorite ass song - I see you baby(shaking that ass)

    cast your vote today

  9. We are hosting an internet "Best Ass of the Summer" contest

    send us a picture of your ass (covered or bare)

    we will post it on our web site

    and you vote on them

    Best Male

    Best Female

    Best tan lines!

    Prizes will be awarded

    Send entries to

    E-Mail

    or view entries at

    deke promotions

    see what bottom comes out on top!

    :bootysha:

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