cookiegirl

Maybe on his board he's the only one . .

Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics." Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Levi's?" Yo mama's so stupid, at the bottom of the application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius. Yo mama's so stupid, her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors.

Hard Midtempo (Tweaky/Minimal/Driving) Techno Hard House/Tech-House/Disco-House

*too* tired from what?

good cover story j/k, sounds pretty interesting. i wish i got to travel for my job sometimes.

What do you do for work that demands you travel to teeny Texan town?

I, um, did a paper on it. *cough*

I would say most, if not all, prison bitches are actually dudes. Hence the popularity of "boy" in a prison bitch name.

Tubby Bitch

Just got my ticket!

OMG!

Yo' mamma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she can see the people waving!

What's the word on volunteering tiny?

See you in a couple weeks!

Oh, I understand. I just like to harrass the typo-guilty.

One thread is enough please.

Me brain not werk write tewday.

What does this mean, this "tauting"?