cookiegirl

Damn what a jerk!

Good point.

You dare to challenge my grammar foo? Yeah I guess I can see how that sentence didn't quite turn out the way it should have. . .

Especially since the order of the pics is reversed -- that dollar was in jroo's crotch first, then you stuck it in your mouth!

nuddy? Hope he chokes on a pretzel again. . .

That reminds me of a great joke. . . A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends. After a while of shooting pool and drinking, he whispers something to his friends. A few minutes later he walks over to the bartender and asks for a shot of tequila. After he takes the shot he says to the bartender,'' I'd like to make a bet with you.'' The bartender replies, ''Sure I'm in a betting mood.'' So the man bets the bartender $1,000 that he can piss in the shot glass placed all the way across the room and fill it up and not spill a drop. The bartender says, ''I'll take that bet.'' So the man walks to the other side of the room and places the shot glass down. He goes back to the bartender and starts pissing. He doesn't even get a drop in. He pisses all over the place. In the bartender's face, all over the barstools and everything. After he was done pissing, the bartender laughed and said, ''You owe me $1,000.'' The man paid the money with a big smile on his face. The bartender asked, ''How come you're so happy?'' The man replied, ''You see those five guys over there by the pool table? I bet them $300 each that I could piss all over your bar and you'd laugh about it.''

Full track-listing: 01 Ready Steady Go (ft.Asher D) 02 Southern Sun (ft. Carla Werner) 03 Time Of Your Life (ft. Perry Farrell) 04 Hypnotized (ft. Tiff Lacey) 05 Zoo York 06 Nixon's Spirit (ft. Hunter S.Thompson) 07 Hold Your Hand (ft. Emiliana Torrini) 08 Starry Eyed Surprise (ft. Shifty Shellshock) 09 Get Em Up (ft. Ice Cube) 10 Motion (ft. Grant Lee Phillips) 11 The Harder They Come (ft. Nelly Furtado:puke:, Tricky) 12 Southern Sun (ft. Gabriel Dresden unplugged Mix) 13 Southern Sun (ft. Solar Stone Chill OutMix) 14 Southern Sun (DJ Tiesto Mix)

Yay! Feel better soon!

If Buster breaks out the siren I'll buy an entire round of drinks. Conditions: the siren must be deep into the set (no faking like it was the DJ on before you) and it must last for at least 8 seconds. Cheers!

And why won't you be there?

Castles in the Sky ~ Ian Van Dahl oh tell me whyyyy. . .

11:30 - ish.

did you get this joke from insomniac77?

From washingtonpost.com - Friday, March 7 Legendary house-funk-disco-acid jazz DJ Doc Martin is rocking Polly Esther's tonight (no, that's not a misprint), but first he's stopping by Yoshitoshi. From 9 to 10, you can hear him spin records in the Georgetown shop while you cruise the racks for his latest mixtape or compilation CD. The Revival kids are going to love that this is being billed as a Polly Esther's event

I suggest that you go see Sander K.

The speakers at 5 are shivering with fear. . .

It's time to share that title you have for me . . . 9 more posts to the big 1,500. Smurf Ass? The Drunk Vulture? Google Geek?

As much crap as we talk about DT sometimes -- and as much as I <3 all the other DJ's that will be in Miami (*mwah* Diggers) . . .oddly enough DT's party is the one thing I'm really bummed about missing. I just can't believe how long he spins! Sick! Oh well, maybe someday.

Did you read the post?

I'll be counting on shady for that. . . Sorry Buster. I'd find every site for hotel reviews online and ruin them! Anyone still have spots in a room?