cookiegirl

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Sorry to hear that.

So what's it gonna be birthday boy? Can you make it Saturday?

That *cannot* be real?!?

Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before. The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, “I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks.†The second said, “You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don’t even have insurance!†The third proclaimed, “Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!†The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again, “Listen girls, I don’t think you understand. Chunks is my dog.â€

Leftover pork fried rice and salad w/ ranch dressing. Mmmm, ranch. *burp* I expect my post-meal chocolate craving to kick in anytime now. . .

Because I am *that* bored. I'll let you know when I get back @ 2.

I haven't even left for lunch yet.

What in the world are you talking about?

jroo, refer to the title of this thread

Damnit I have the A.I. theme riff stuck in my head.. "ooo ooo whoo oo oooo!"

012801 SYSTEMS ADMINISTRATOR – Democratic Senator is seeking a Systems Administrator/Webmaster to oversee computer systems in the D.C. and state offices and maintain/ update the Senator’s website. Major responsibilities will include: maintenance and upkeep of servers and computers, troubleshooting, maintaining correspondence database, and regularly updating website in coordination with other staff. Candidates should possess knowledge of relevant computer hardware and software. Knowledge of Windows 9X/2000, Windows NT 4.0, Microsoft Exchange/Outlook, Microsoft Office, WordPerfect, Adobe Photoshop, web-design software, and Internet Quorum (IQ), a plus, but not required. To apply for a position in this Bulletin, send your resume to the SENATE EMPLOYMENT BULLETIN, Senate Placement Office, Room SH-142 Hart Senate Office Building, Washington, D.C. 20510. Indicate the Job Referral Number on your resume as well as on the lower left corner of the mailing envelope. Send a separate resume for each position for which you wish to apply. To hear a recording of the SENATE EMPLOYMENT BULLETIN, call (202) 228-JOBS. The U.S. Senate is an equal opportunity employer.

Awww. I don't know if it's the same thing, but my b/f works as a Systems Admin here at the Senate. He has lots of connections, so if you happen to find something you like let me know. . .

I <3 the Her-cuh-leez guy!

Last night's show = drama-rific.

I'm in!

Jeez, my post-padding detector is going off the charts. .

A representation in smilies of above pic: ........ ............ .......

adeliz: 1) right click on picture, select "properties" 2)copy the http:// address 3)when typing c.p. message, click on IMG button and paste the address you copied DONE!

That's some crazy ass shakin' action you got going there tiny! and yes I do believe that says Unhappy Hookers Unite . . .

Krish - don't be shy! Yours rawks!

You can find out here. Mine: Week of August 23, 1979

Don't be worried. Maybe. . .