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As MY schedule has prevented ME from staying in touch with the clubplanet community, allow me to begin by apologizing for the silence, especially to all you sexy big-busted guidette monsters whose sole passion in life is to be groped and stroked by yours truly. As Valentine's Day approaches, THE GREAT ONE has decided to give something back to HIS community, something that will go unparalleled for decades to cum. THE GROPE will personally wine, dine and provide sexual favors to 3 lucky guidette monsters...simultaneously. So if you're a hot guidette monster and have no inhibitions getting down and dirty in an erotic, exotic four-some, send a current picture along with an essay on why you think you're worthy to be THE GREAT ONE's Valentine. Those who are deemed worthy will be contacted by Thursday evening. Please, no phone-calls. -SEXMASTER

SCHLONG!!! HAPPY B-DAY BRO! I just got back from Dallas a few hours ago...man, those Texas chix are a fuckin' trip!!! Had my first 4 some last night, 3 chix and THE GREAT ONE of course. Had to pop a Viagra with these sexhounds...fucked for 4 hours str8 last night, and another couple this morning...these chix were incredible monsters. Anyhow, I'm a bit sore after what's transpired in the last 24 hours, but let's go bang some skanks tonite in celebration of this joyous event!!! If any of you monsters wanna join, just send me a pick and I'll see if there's room. My assistant's gonna be pissed when I turn down the daily 5pm blow job...oh well, she'll have to get over it. Gotta go stare at my pecs in the mirror... -THE GROPE

Very glad to see another Corporate Guido on cp. So you mentioned you pursued the Trading route...what type, proprietary (day trading) or a Sales & Trading career with a major IB? Presumably you acquired a position with an IB, given your brother's career and advice I'm sure he would have given you. What exactly motivates you to pursue a career in M&A? Clearly M&A is the sexiest and most highly viewed profession in the industry (which is exactly why THE GROPE pursued it). As I'm sure you're well aware, this industry is extremely competitive, now more than ever given the dreadful economic climate and vast layoffs on the street...it's practically impossible to get started in M&A now unless you have previous experience in it or working in a similar capacity. Practically everyone in my group is a power monger with enormous egos, but most of the are tools to be honest...most of them are Ivy league pussies, with a few exceptions here and there. Having been involved in the business for the last 3 years, it is extremely interesting, challenging and lucrative, but I must be honest with you...unless you're willing to work over 100 hours a week consistently (7 days) and make tremendous sacrifice, I wouldn't recommend it. I'm actually in the process of getting out of it b/c, while I find it so intriguely and am so fuckin' good at it, I need to focus more on my priorities...traveling the globe, going out and getting laid. It's very difficult fitting those passions into your life when you have a demanding career. Fortunately, I've put in my dues and will hopefully be able to land a job that pays more and requires less. With that said, I'd be more than happy to discuss this further with you. If you don't mind my asking, what's your background (school/job experience...etc.)?

Yeah bro, over the last couple of years I've been moving away from the "meathead look" for a few reasons. First of all, I found that it was difficult to fit into the high end European designer apparel at my previous weight, and even if I did fit, it usually just didn't look right. Secondly, most of the professionals in my industry rarely have muscular physiques, so my large frame was beginning to stand out, but in a bad way. Lastly, the hotter chix I've come to bang in my young manhood have always indicated that they prefer a man with leaner, more defined muscle opposed to the bulkier look...hey, at the end of the day it's all about getting laid by hot chix, so this is the third superfactor behind my exodus towards a learner physique. As for the Monster, he's holdin' up just fine...exchange mail with him on a regular basis. He shaved his head though, couldn't tolerate not being able to gel it anymore, and he constantly complains about the dumbbells maxxing out at a mere 60lbs...poor guy.

I just looked into one of the mirrors in my corner office to get a quick bicep pose in, and the mirror spoke back to me...it said "Grope, you are so fuckin' gorgeous". Can't wait to get laid by another random guidette sexmonster tonite...actually, I'm in the mood to bang the helloutofa trendy model type this evening...with my 6'2 210lb. adonis-like build, I can pull whatever kind of ass I please. Damn, I am one sexy bitch!!!

Ever since returning from my travels recently, I've heard a lotta hype regarding njguido.com...with such a charismatic name, THE GREAT ONE decided to give it a try...big mistake. First of all, who the hell wants to look at pics of 1980s guidos and guidettes??? Secondly, who's cock is the camera man smokin' b/c there are very few attractive guidette monsters on this site, and I know NJ's got better to offer??? And what about those outdated trax you advertise...you are aware that there are new songs out, right??? Lastly for the time being, why is your ugly cock-eyed mug with that TJMaxx apparel in almost every single photo??? My perspective on this website is synonmous with the taste of a spoiled strawberry myoplex shake...absolute disgust...2 guido fist pumps down!!! Not sure who's ass your head has been crammed up "Moo" (what a pussy name), but there's a new Guido World Order that I established last year...THE ALLIANCE. We're a new breed of guidos...some of us are bankers and traders, while others are doctors, lawyers, professional gamblers and even a couple of models. Not only are we successful, but we're also some of the most...scratch that, THE most gorgeous male specimens on the face of this earth. Need I mention our premium designer wardrobe, penthouse apartments, lavish lifestyle, and plethora of hot chix waiting by their phones 24/7 in hopes of getting a guido call...I think not...even you should get the point. I'm running out to a client dinner right now in this blizzard at Asia de Cuba once my sexmonster assistant finishes getting me off, otherwise I'd gladly continue explaining the perfection that is THE ALLIANCE. BE ADVISED...THE GROPE IS BACK IN TOWN, AND THE ALLIANCE HAS NEVER BEEN STRONGER!!! You have some work to do on that website...it has unlocked potential, I'll give you that much, but nothing more...GET TO WORK!!!

As we welcome in the holiday season, what better way to kick it off than with a bang??? I've decided to put myself on the market from now until New Year's for all you hot guidette sexmonsters out there. You'll have to opportunity to be wined, dined and, well, use your imagination for the rest, for nothing you've experienced up until this point could accurately describe it. There are some very minor mandatory entry requirements that must be disclosed on your part before hand...see below: Hair color (natural as well) Chest size (please disclose if any silicon/saline enhancements) Waste size Height Weight Nationality Tanning beds or self tanners? If beds, stand up or lay down? If cream, what brand? Car Residence Favorite clubs/lounges Favorite liquor/wine Pairs of white spandex in wardrobe? Number of extra small tube tops in wardrobe? Thongs or panties (if not thongs, you're immediately disqualified) Favorite fat burner (Xenadrine, Hydroxycut...etc.) # and location of piercings # and location of tatoos Age Recent photo That should cover all the mandatory requirements for the time being. Look forward to hearing back from me...you gorgeous sexmonsters!!! -THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND...

Settle no further, for I am back. When are you coming into the city to hang out? We should do this very soon...I'm very impatient...

Stardo, where have you been all of my life? My lats yearn for your finger nails to clench and leave scars, and my pecs for your head to rest on thereafter. Donkeybizatch, Schlonger did mention your crew recently...had good things to say. Details regarding our meeting to come...

Alas, THE GREAT ONE hath returned. I haven't posted for some time now, and after quickly scanning the shit you people are putting out today, I'm inclined to believe that CP has gone to just that, shit...how could it not without yours truly? I know that you all have been despeartely awaiting my return - especially you deeply tanned silicon enhanced guiette monsters -but you must understand that I've been quite busy traveling the globe on various M&A assignments. Aside from the ridiculous amount of $$$ I received for doing so, I picked up some ridiculous D&G, Versace and Gucci gear, not to mention some of the most amazing cds. Most importanlty though, I was able tan on the beach daily, and let me tell you, those European chix were infatuated with my chiseled physique. I actually had a foursome with three Italian chix in pure daylight on one of the beaches in Rimini a few weeks ago...talk about sexmonsters!!! These chix put any guidette I ever banged from NJ/Staten Island/Queens/Long Island to shame...no offense girls, but be advised you do have some competition out there. So what's up with this Deko joint? I'm hearing lots of hype about it...what's the deal? Guidos and guidettes alike, inform THE GREAT ONE. Damn, I am fukin' gorgeous!!! One of my assistants just flew back from SoBe yesterday...I scheduled her to get her breats augmented by some guy I know down there in Miami...she passed on the family Thanksgiving dinner and opted for the operating room...good choice if you ask me. She has them pressed up against the glass wall outside my office right now...looks like the doc still has the magic touch. Ahhh, it's good to be back in NYC. Well it's been fun, but I have an appointment with some mirrors in my office this afternoon, so I must leave you. Guidettes, I'M BACK!!! -THE GROPE

It's been quite a summer for THE GREAT ONE, although none of it has been spent down at the NJ shore. While I essentially pissed away several grand on my ridiculous Belmar mansion with THE ALLIANCE, I was glad to hear they've been slaying beasts left and right, maKing their FATHER very happy. Ever since THE GREAT ONE's promotion back in May, MY life has truly been a dream. I left MY West Village Penthouse en route to Europe for 8 weeks shortly after, and ever since MY life has been full of SEX, MONEY, and HOUSE. From yachting in the French/Italian Riviera to partying on the Greek Isles and eventually investing in a bungalo on The Bora Bora beach in Ibiza, I had sex with more beautiful women than even I imagined. Guidos, when I say sex, it's nothing like you've ever experienced here in the states...yes, not even NJ. These chix are SEX MASTERS, with abilities far beyond that of any Guidette Monster I've ever come across. Apparently, Europe had never seen such a gorgeous, physically superior specimen ever before, which is not all that surprising come to think of it. The clubs and music were amazing, and the food throughout Italy was to die for. I can go on and on for hours, but the jist is like I said... quite a summer. But now, I'M BACK in town, presently gazing at my reflection in the various mirros strategically positioned throughout my new corner office...I'm so fuckin' gorgeous...it's just ridiculous how hot I am right now. As labor day approaches, THE GREAT ONE will make an appearance at the NJ shore, a greatly anticipated one at that. Guidettes, I urge you to take this into consideration when prepping for the weekend. Take the rest of the week off, hit the tanning beds and hair salons (get an extra close Brazilian...THE GREAT ONE loves it smooth), make an appointment with your plastic surgeon for a touch up on those beautiful fun bags, hit 5th Ave. and SoHo for the tighest, trendiest and most importantly sluttiest outfits you can find, and last but not least, take a moment to pray for at least one glimpse of me. As for my guidos, I expect not to lay eyes upon a single prep throughout Belmar, Seaside or Ortley this weekend...hopefully you've cleaned our streets of this trash once and for all. Inject a few into the fourth quadrant for me, and don't forget your wifebeaters. My tailor is on his way up right now, so I must go...hope to see ME out and about.... -PERFECTION