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  5. To the Donkey Crew

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    KOSTA, SHUT.....THE.....FUCK.....UP!!!!!!!!!

    STOP KISSING ASS AND USING US AS A REASON TO PROMOTE YOUR STUPID NYE PARTY!! DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK THAT THE DONKIES WOULD WANT TO SIT IN A TINY SHACK W/ ALL THESE MESSEGE BOARD LOSERS??

    THE DONKIES HAVE A PRIVATE VIP PARTY IN HUNTER MOUNTAIN, WE WOULD INVITE YOU BUT YOU ARE TOO DAMM UGLY!!

    HEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  6. Heee Fucking Hawwwwww

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    MR. DIGGA!! DONKEY'S HAVE HEARD THAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING YOUR THING!! GREAT ATTEMPT TO BRING THE CLUB SCENE TO THE PEOPLE!! BUT PLEASE DO THE DONKIES A FAVOR, SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR NOW!! WE ARE TAKING OVER WHILE YOU PRACTICE YOUR EVIL MIXES FOR THE PEOPLE!!

  11. Heee Fucking Hawwwwww

    in New York / New Jersey

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    DOGE, WHAT HAS COME OF CP!! DID WE NOT TELL YOU TO HOLD THE FORT DOWN WHILE THE DONKIES PADDLED THERE WAY TO IRAQ TO FIND SADDAM!! WE WERE ON THE HUNT TO SAVE AMERICA, WE NEEDED TO BE THE HERO'S AND TRY AND FIND THAT BITCH OURSELVES

    OUR PROBLEM WAS THE IRAQ WOMEN LOVE DONKEY DICK, WE ENDED UP FUCKING ALL THERE WIVES WHILE THERE HUSBANDS WERE FIGHTING FOR OIL!!

    GOTTA SPREAD THE DONKY LOVE!!

  13. Heee Fucking Hawwwwww

    in New York / New Jersey

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    DONKEYBITCH!! GOOD TO SEE THAT YOU HAVE MADE IT BACK FROM IRAQ AS WELL, IT WAS A TOUGH WAR TO FIGHT W/ OUR BEAR HANDS!! YES OUR BEAR HAND, BEARS AS IN THE FUCKING ANIMAL YOU RETARTED PEE PEE TOUCHERS!! WE WERE NOT GIVEN WEAPONS, JUST FAUGHT NINJA STYLE!!!!

    HAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  14. Im Back From Iraq Bitches!!

    in New York / New Jersey

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    THE DONKEYS ARE BACK, JUST CAME BACK FROM IRAQ FROM A SECRET COVERT OPERATION!! WE FIGURE WE GO OVER TO HELP THE TROOPS OUT SINCE THE DONKIES ARE THE SICKEST FUCKS AROUND. SO I'VE DECIDED TO HOP BACK ON CP AND TAKE MY WAR AGGRESSIONS OUT ON ALL YOU CP HANDJOBS

    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  16. att: ALL CLUBBERS

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    Meet Trewguy, twenty-five years old. After meeting a young boy at a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!")

    [Eminem] Now listen to me, while you're kissin his cheek and smearin his lipstick, I slipped this in his drink Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little boys earlobe.. (Yo! This boy is only fifteen years old You shouldn't take advantage of him, that's not fair) Yo, look at his pecker.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!) Fuck this little boy right here on the spot bare Til he passes out and he forgot how he got there (Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?) No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest! (Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?) Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail........

  20. I just spoke to Slut Ass Shoe Shine Bitch

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    Ok- Well I made some progress. It seems like my little piece of whore ass is from Colombia. At least that is what it sounded like when I asked her where she was from. It sounded like a god damn ZOO in her house/apartment/tent/igloo/cardboard box- She lives in Roselle Park. It was very awkward and a translater may have been helpful. We are going to try to set something up for Saturday evening. I was like = "So, Sydney how long have you been shining shoes for?" She was like "hmmmm" I was like your job- How long- She said: "My life, that long" There was like yelling and some sort of Domestic Violence sounding thing going on in the background- Anyway I will post more after we meet and i bang her sweet ass. This bitch is a hottie and I am going to make her work for me.

  22. I May Bang My Shoe Shine Bitch!

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    Thanks for the advice everyone...however I have a few thoughts- #1. I told her after she shined my very expensive shoes that I would like to take her out one night. She said: "where?" I responded- "maybe to a nice dinner- Sydney" that is her name. She said that would be good in some sort of foreign tounge. I proceeded to ask for her number and she wrote it down. This whore got a little close to me and she smelled like some sort of cheap perfume. I havent put my finger on the exact scent but it was decent at best. I hate condoms and would probably just ask her how many guys she has fucked then ask if she uses protection then just bang her until she cries. She is a hot bitch. I will call her tonight and see if she wants to meet. She thinks I am a little crazy because no one gives her the attention that I do. Also I "ice grill" = I give her a very COLD STARE right into her eyes. It is really funny. Anyway thanks for the advice. I just hate when women wear cheap clothes.

  23. I May Bang My Shoe Shine Bitch!

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    Thanks for the advice everyone...however I have a few thoughts- #1. I told her after she shined my very expensive shoes that I would like to take her out one night. She said: "where?" I responded- "maybe to a nice dinner- Sydney" that is her name. She said that would be good in some sort of foreign tounge. I proceeded to ask for her number and she wrote it down. This whore got a little close to me and she smelled like some sort of cheap perfume. I havent put my finger on the exact scent but it was decent at best. I hate condoms and would probably just ask her how many guys she has fucked then ask if she uses protection then just bang her until she cries. She is a hot bitch. I will call her tonight and see if she wants to meet. She thinks I am a little crazy because no one gives her the attention that I do. Also I "ice grill" = I give her a very COLD STARE right into her eyes. It is really funny. Anyway thanks for the advice. I just hate when women wear cheap clothes.

  24. I May Bang My Shoe Shine Bitch!

    in New York / New Jersey

    Posted

    Ok, as I have mentioned before there is this hot bitch who walks around shining peoples shoes in my office. People tip her well and she does a decnt shine job. Not the point though- The point is she has an absurd body, very tan, a fuck me face and a succulant ass. However she dresses like she shops in Target. She wears trashy clothes like these skanky tight "fuck me pants" along with these Mandy type dumb whorish bitch slut shirts. My question is- If I bang her should I have her go out and buy a whole new wardrobe, get professionally cleaned and should I use protection? She needs to be fucked and I can tell she is attracted to me. Shlonger what would you do in this difficult situation?

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