roddigga

i'm bringing SUSAN (my mom) w/ me to deko.................so i can go to an afterhours party w/ her and bring her straight out to dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i baught her one of those tennis skirts and this shirt that says "im w/ stupid" and i cut the belly out so it can show her razor abs!!!!!!!!!! its my present to her, TO TAKE HER TO DEKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HER ONE REQUEST IS, "ITS RAINING MEN"...........or any song from ABBA, it reminds her of her dayz at STUDIO 54!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS SO PUMPED AND HAS BEEN TEXT MESSAGING ME ALL WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!

arf arf arf arf arf....................... that means, "IM TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT" in OTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIGGA IS LOST HERE?????????????????????????? I FEEL LIKE I'M IN AN EPISODE OF "WHILE YOU WERE OUT"....................did i miss the redecorating or something??????????????????? this is CLUBPLANET correct???????????????? i think the site needs some more "canary yellow" and some "burnt sienna"...............add some more happy little clouds and some peaceful trees and it will look PERRRRRRRRFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........PFFFFFTTTTT IM GOING TO THE GYM NOW AND GETTIN READY FOR MDW, AND IM PROB NEVER COMING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP READING MY THREAD AND GET OFF YOUR ASS AND START GETTIN SEXY FOR THE SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND GIRLS KEEP WEARING THEM TENNIS SKIRTS............. OH SO HOT AT SURF!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUH I GOTTA QUESTIONS.................WHY DO YOU HAVE "THAT GUY" AS YOUR SUBJECT????????????................like, why did you write that there?????????? you're so special, I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOOD QUESTIONS IS ROD ALIVE??????????????????

triple threat party 3 dj's DJ JP - HIP HOP DJ ROD DELA ROSA & DJ ANDREW MENDEZ FOR GUESTLIST CONTACT JOEYSLICKS OR JERRY X

DO YOU HAVE CLIFF NOTES TO THIS POST YOU JUST WROTE?????, B/C I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you should see digga when he is out, if MTV did a special on me, they would edit THAT PHAT DOPE SHIT and put that episode on ANIMAL PLANET!!!!!!!........................ SO QUIT YOUR BITCHEN AND TELL K-LEE TO HAVE A BUMP READY FOR DIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

INTERESTING.........................JP @ MERGE?????????????????? at least if that crack head from the MTV special is there i can get a bump from that FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, then smack her for being such a fucking WEIRDO and for showing the world how much of a crackhead she really is............................. GOOD SHIT GUYS, I GIVE IT UP TO YOU FOR BOOKING JP!!!!!!!!!!

remember the dayz when: -digga climbed imaginary ropes at tempts -drooled all over himself at the clubs -walked into speakers thinking they were dark hallways -digga was found all alone byhimself at tempts and scaled the walls outside of tempts b/c i was so mangled -got kicked off line at the tunnel for being so mangled -having to leave factory for being the most mangled human in there -diggga running around factory asking people where the fire escape was b/c i thought JP was having a FIRE DRILL!!!!! -AND the time that i stopped on the middle of route 78 thinking midgets needed to cross the road!!! -the time i was bleading from the mouth in the parking lot from chewing a bottle cap for 7 hours -or the time i cleared out a dance circle just to puke!!!!!!!!!! -AND JUST ALL THE TIMES AND STORIES YOU HAVE OF DIGGA!!!!!!! WELL THAT DIGGA IS COMING OUT THIS WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS FOR ALL THE B-DAY WISHES GUYS AND I LOVE YOU ALL, PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH SURE...........I JUST SAY THAT TO SHUT YOU ALL THE HELL UP................................ HOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHOA WHOA WHOA..........................did i see "PAIN KILLERS????" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, digga just pulverized his new shipment of valium from tailand and did a line off my turn tables...................it was SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jar, digga just baught this new PILL pulverizer, IM SERIOUS............ITS REDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!, i throw whatever i want in there and it turns it into a fine grain sand!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT GOES UP THE BUGEL LIKE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its taking me a 1/2 hour to type..............................

lisa todaro hooked me up w/ her friend ANNETTE the barber..................the bitch can fade, and if you get your eye brows waxed you get a happy ending in the back room!!!!!!!!! i tell her to take her time so i can gaze into her eyes as she falls in love w/ me................................dont make her laugh or her breakfast will end up on your head as styling gel...................

PHAT DOPE SHIT....................................... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN I DO BUMPS OFF THE TURN TABLES???????????????????, I STILL DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO TURN THEM ON................. 12 INCH BUMPS HOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i really have nothing to say........................i aint no fucking promoter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT I DO HAVE THIS TO SAY....................... "THE FUNERAL IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

deee...........whenever you and i are standing next to each other we are always the spotlight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GODDAM BRING BACK THAT SPACE 2 STEP BACK!!!!!!!!!!!! ...................WTF????????........................

as the rookie of the group it was an honor to open for you little dj's.......................i guess i should spend less time concentrating on my incline press and squats and hit up the mixer a little more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thnx joe for giving me the opportunity to open for such GREAT TALENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, and thanks to all the dj's for all the pointers and word of encouragement............................. last night was definatly a GREAT night and i think other clubs should try and get the young gunz to go at it once again and just do our thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........................and let the big name dj's get fucked up while we supply the music!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kaz........................DO ME A FAVOR AND SAVE YOUR BITCHEN AND CRYING FOR NJGUIDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEE YOU 2NITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 AND I STILL HAVENT FIGURED OUT THAT DVD YET..............BUT I THINK MY COMPUTER IS FUCKED UP TO BEGIN W/.........IF YOU COME 2NITE TRY TO BURN IT ONTO DVD...........................

as your EMEIGO...........this is going to come straight from the heart "TOUGHEN THE FUCK UP AND QUIT YOUR BITCHEN AND CRYING, WE DONT CRY.............WE GET EVEN, YOUR NOT DEPRESSED, YOUR JUST DEPRIVED.............DEPRIVED OF DIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, EAT YOUR DAMM TACO BELL AND LISTEN TO SOME DARK EVIL BEATS" LOVE YA DEEE

ITS NOT THE TRUTH YOUR ALLERGIC TOO, ITS THOSE UGLY ASS CATS............................ come on dee, let me break the multi color ones leg so i can take it to the vet........then you distract him w/ your big toe and i find the hidden boxes of KETAMINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CARLOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS digga does not believe in b-day punches. that was so 3rd grade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! digga gives out B-DAY HEAD BUTTS RIGHT TO THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY B-DAY AND DO SOME ARM CURLS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all you guys may be better dj's 2nite @ joeys, but im the BEST LOOKING BEHIND THE BOOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

see you all tonight.................... HAPPY B-DAY JOE, AND THANKS FOR EVERTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! should be a good night, strippers and hairdressers.............HOT CROWD W/ GREAT HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZOOLANDER RULES HOLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

your 2 step, shoulder shrug, mini jab dance is so HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YA DEE............ and even though WMC was 3 weeks ago, i had a blast w/ you guys and im booking our trip NOW for next year!!!!!!!!!!!!..................

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS WHAT I HAVE TO DO TO YOU PEOPLE NOW, LEAVE 5 MINUTE MESSEGES, B/C WHEN YOU CALL BACK I ALWAYS FORGET WHAT I HAVE TO TELL YOU........................... OK OFF TO GYM, ILL LEAVE YOU A MESSAGE LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU SENT ME MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST GOT IT................AND I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS SO MUCH, I REALLY APPRECIATED IT, EVEN IF IT WAS BLANK, AND HAD NOTHING IN IT AND IT WAS JUST AN ENVELOPE I WOULD HAVE BEEN SO HAPPY THAT YOU EVEN THAUGHT OF DIGGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "IM BETTER THEN PLASTIC GRASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

BILLY CALL MY CELL...................NOW BITCH, I NEED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you think FARTING POOP OIL will make our skin GLISTEN in the sun?????????????????????