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  1. Happy birthday Rubis, it has been a long time, like Lori said. Chatterbox, jakes, sooooo funny, nuttin better than Bermuda and Beach club though, I will see you on Sat, me, Rolls and the whole crew are comin up!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. You only live once, I have no regrets!!!!
  3. Dont worry about me, just try to show up for your own birthday!!!
  4. It was the best when we all worked at bermuda together, almost all of us were out fri, Me, Otter, Libet, Rolls, Tommy D, Keith, Angela, Damn thats a crew!!!! and of Course the Cosmicgate, I miss the card games at your crib every sat. night after work!!!!! JAR and Rubis, and Lor Bo are all Dead Sat!!!!!!!!!
  5. I remember, I was wacked!!!!! Its all good, things did start to get blurry after that though. Always a good time when the old schoolers are all chillin!!!!
  6. I am counting on you to screen them for me, I trust your judgement, and you know me better than most, I will see you SAT, I will hit you up on the hard line:D
  7. We will be stopping by your place, we made sure it was wheelchair accessible just for you:laugh:
  8. You think Friday was bad, please, wait till Saturday....I am out for blood!!!!!!!!!! How come it always gets sooooo ugly when we are all together?????? Yo cosmic, tell the mrs. I am still waitin for my hot doctor!!!!! Lor Bo you are DEAD!!!!!1:hat:
  9. Its official, me and my crew will be there......gonna be a long night!!!!! We might take a minibus up!!!!!!!!!
  10. Just wondering if anyone knew of anyone hiring bartenders. I am lookin to pick up a couple of shifts. I have 9 years experience in very high volume nightclubs.(Surf Club, Tempts, etc) If anyone has a hookup or knows anything please pm me or e-mail me at drinkdocta@aol.com. Thanks Rick
  11. Once again many are mis informed, possibly by NYE latest end of Jan.
  12. Thats my boy, always usin his head!!!! Holiday engagement rings are considered gifts, which you can not get back!!! Leave it to the lawyer to point this out!!!!
  13. whatever you need mama!!!! You remember the video I made on the bus for rolls' birthday that year we went to Iguana??? Best video ever, funniest performance I ever had!!!
  14. Congrats Johnny, really happy for you guys!!!!! 2 words for you bachelor party!!!!!!! Oh yeah and make sure to get married in a garage......so you can always back out!!!
  15. Gay Test 1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and the Oprah diet. 2. If you have more than one cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab or lobster claws, raw oysters or pickled pigs feet. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag. 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot or shower, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. The world is a real man's bathroom, he defecates and urinates where he pleases. 5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black, and full aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte Mocachino with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had Nutrasweet in your mouth, you've had a dick there too. 6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of foreign dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major Leagues, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA, and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fressier" is, you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are faggadocious. 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it......you're hungry for a meat popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with the bitch in the passenger seat. 8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too quickly.
  16. No doubt baby, oh and I am workin the christmas party, its on!!!!!
  17. He's not ready for that Padre, you know what time it is!!!
  18. As always, it was great to see you Lori, glad that the hubby came out, dont get to see him much. I thought the music was off the chain last night, Teo is the man!!! for those of you that wanna see Teo up north, he is at Sleep on halloween night!!!! Lori, I will definately be up for your birthday!!!! Love ya!!
  19. Please Marco, here you go again thinkin you are a real bartender:laugh: Tommy D will tell you what time it is!!!!!! see you soon hamma!!!
  20. keep jokin there maxim boy, you will know soon enuff, I will be up next week
  21. I am gonna be right up the street from ya soon!!!! Hollaaaaaaaaaa Fathaaaaaaaaaaaa
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