droctogon

guidos-not guidos-who cares! Ive never been fucked with by guidos-brotha-asians-spanish guys-there are all types-if you mind your buisness and are generally friendly--no problem. Also-it wouldnt help to know how to hold your own-or when to bounce the fuck out! Hey guy--are you xjpl.. boyfriend?

yo shortbus---"acorn penis" I laughed so hard that I farted hard, I squezzed out a nugget-Ill be wipping for an hour!

I heard his penal arthritis has spread to his anus-- He hasnt accepted the fact that he likes men Was his ex preety! Good for your boy- the fact that he now dates this guys ex is a +. That in itself is the biggest beatdown he could get. All that shittalking is a sure sign that it hurts him BOO HOO--What a whiney little nancy! Someone should find a pregnant dog and let him suckle

NICE!

if you allow me to move in- I have a subscription to the kmart cattalouge all of barneys tapes clear plastic boxers and a blackhead remover and I make a wicked bowl of cereal Im really handy- like if you need a back rub I can also offer my surgical reconstructive sevices-not that you need them what do you think-I can mail you one of my toes if you would like to know what i look like.

I have a great idea I have the mentality of a silent hit man--why dont someone post this guys address or workplace and I will slowly torture him. I can get into his weak brain-He can be controlled, operated on as to insure he does not reproduce, and then--we cut off his nostrils! You have to understand-I am a newjack here-but-ask dj delarosa and shortbus-I am good at what I do--giving out verbal beatdowns You cannot disrespect my new found friends in this manner--Dont make me fucken cut you--If you come on a website and talk shit-It really doesnt impress or scare anyone--think about it like this-you have no clue who I am-and the only thing you should fear is the shit that you dont know is coming your way I get the feeling that people on this site are grown men-and as grown men --there is a certain level of respect that people deserve Your a faggot-and I say this because I should not have to expalin this to you--what-were raised by your mom-or did your dad never hug you--you fucken fake ass homo-you need a good ass kicking. thats your problem-youve never been beten so bad that you had to stay in the hospitol for a couple of days You sheltered little dove--your like a cuddly shaven goat-In spain they would hang you from the town hall and drop you on your skull. then I would come and deficate on your horns. Can smear cat urine on your mouth to match the shit thats seeping out? HOMO-pm me-Ill make you feel like a bitch-and dont let me find out where you live because im covert-slowly sneaking up-glued locks on the car-have to call a locksmith-waiting-then the pain hits you! Dr cotogon has "taken" You you would enjoy the anal probing-wouldnt you-I always hire super agy transvestites with genital blisters to administer the probong with 10 inch penises--if youd like-they can wear condome that are RiBBED FOR HER PLEASURE--YA HOMO

Its times like these that I wish I knew all these people just so I could see who the fuck everyone is talking about. So this guy xjpn whatever is going to have his testicles relocated. Can someone film this and post it. Also, can I have his internal organs when you guys are done, the ongoing rate for a liver in Guatemalla is 5,000,ooo pesos. I might have to actually make an one night special appearance to see this happen--when and where will this take place---maybee i can even get a kick or punch in. I am Ballbag FET--Universal teabag distributor!

"I always knew you would grow up and make me proud of you" Larry Flint 1976 AKA--DR "Octogo"

I now control this site-resistance of any kind is futile--if you hate me--I can operate and remove your weak response. Or I can send you for a colinostapy-and tell the doctor to use razor blades>

what would you consider a stupid thread--PS can i fuck your mom stiffler?

holy shit--this website is addicting and like a cult

yeah-I heard about that--it sucks--thats my only means -I love the stuff---Right now I shoot up to bklyn and get lik for 65--preety cheap when I can get it!

hey guy--arent you the rude door guy that got hiss ass ripped apart a week a two ago by someone called velvetrope and I You were dissed for being a dick at the door! And now your throwing a customer appretiation party--thats fucken funny! Calling you out kid

Ive tried yellow-green-blue I didnt even know there was reds--are they good?

Yo- your name-dirty sanchez is really funny! The other day-I was fucking with my friend--I was picking my nose and she said it was gross--so i wiped my finger across her upper lip and named this THE Dirty Nelson! what do you think?

I used to use my Panamanian contacts, and for a while I was using used animal organs--But now I am completley legit- when I travel to Pluto-I publicly juggle chickens until they urinate on me! Lots of cash involved--and then I come out of my hole and it all begins again! I was "TAKEN"

thank you gentelmen! It feels good to be appreciated for being FUCKEN INSANE! All I want to do is make people laugh and cause a little controversy---- I also would like anyone who is interested in donating their organs to me in the event that they pass away so that I can sell them on the black market.I also need a replacement nostril immediatley--I blew it the fuck off last week when I--in a k induced frenzy-snorted a whole lick all at once!

I love talking shit just to read evryones reactions. I also like to see all the other conversations that get started! Ps. Im the Magnificent

FU to smoking a bowl and not waking up till 2:50 in the afternoon the next day--I think I need an operation!

you have no clue

against a wall in the parking lot of a police station while my boy was being processed. In th middle of traffic -back seat-6th ave , in the village by the basketball courts On a lecture podium at brookdale community college In a dressing room of an art class at Brookdale community college On a picnic bench in bicentenial park in East Brunswick In a Mcdonalds and Burger King Bathroom In the bathroom of NJ transit NE corridor In the doorway of my house when my mom used to hire a babysitter for my brother--My friends and I would take turns My neighbors garage with his wife when I was 16 and she was 38 On pluto-while performing reconstructive surgery on a monkeys balls-I had sex with a scapel-Ive yet to recover!

my bad-I thought tokyo was mex--Tells you alot about a head--Man do I miss the yellow labels--Has anyone seen them?-

I must admit--being on K in public is rough--especially driving-I own a truck and when I do K and drive-the fucken thing always transforms whil Im driving-I asked Optimus Prime to assign me a new Transformer but he couldnt speak because he was dusted---Its true though if you are out and you want to meet chicks-its going to be awfully hard when you try kikin it-Every time I get fucked up at a club or bar I always seem to run into some bitch from High school and just babble. Though- the best thing to do is to get yoself a tokyo--lock your bedroom door so that when you turn into an aomeba, noone whill hear you squeeling and hissing like a little pig .I fucken love when you do just enough that the walls and furniture peel back and a whole new room comes in. Once I was watching the real world and I swear that I turned into one of the cast members and was living with them.

I'll tell you what really sucks--I posted a thread two weeks ago asking anyone if they knew where in New Jersey a guy age 27--Me--could go to meet older chicks/or milfs--or like a hot 45 yr old Raquel Welch--I the responses I got were nuts. Girls were ripping my fucken torso apart. I was dissed for using CP for a place for finding chics-it sucks! But you guys get to do whatever you want. I must now engage in an operation of tremendous proportions I will remove the hoof of a yack and relocate it on the spine of any cper who milf hates--Milfs are good--they provide a safe haven for those of us who want to fuck the shit out of them PS-hype---whether they are meatheads or not--they have embarked on a monumental journey-The quest for the olden Ass!! I will shove a maddona trading card in your pussy-Boy "hype" george.

mixing is detrimental--I candy flipped once a long time ago at Limelight in like 91 and was dancing int the circle when it hit--I wouldnt stop dancing- but I was dancing like queen Latifah on heroin. the other people in the circle had no pity on me and started shoving me around like a crash test dummy. I was so "loved out" that all I could do is say " come on stop" very softly and low. What a bad night. Oh --Tokyo refers to Japanese K-which happens to be the only stuff other than that Mexican stuff(which sucks) that Ive seen lately.