dirtysanchez
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Well I am definitely clean....despite my ironic name..."if it smells like fish and tastes like chicken...hold ur nose and keep on lickin'"
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Yeah man, people responded!! Especially chix, and that's the hottest!!
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I cant look at these ladies' replies...im gonna need a sperm gaurd for my computer...yum. Talking is hot and shhhexy
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I couldnt deal, id blow my load all over the place!! That is fuckin gr8 brah....more power to ya (and her)..Laters:hat:
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Fellas...After fingering a chick and u want to go down on them u must perform the finger test!! I mean how else will u know if her vag smells. If it does and u dont know it...ur in for a rude awakening when going down there!! Ladies please, please clean urselves!
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I have to agree with GABO...loud ladies are great....mmmmm..especially if they moan when they kiss u, you know shit is gonna go down!! Keep it goin fockers
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Well I must say that I am honored, which thread is it that u are talking about?...No matter, being sexual is something everybody should do, pay attention to ur women and spice things up!!! Wigs are the best...toys as well! I keep it real, real DIRTY! Incredulous is my boy for life, I have to thank him, he gave me the motivation to express my passion for 'balls to the wall filthy sex'!!! Get back @ me...im off like a prom dress
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u cant just say 'damn'...elaborate...flow with it!!
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Don't all guys wish they ahd that problem...nah actually I heard bigger than average hurts most chix. Like they get all queezy when its inside, cuz its damn near scrambling their ovaries. Just pound away with an average one!!! oh yeah and foreplay is key..."find them hot and leave them wet"---big johnson t shirt (those were the gr8test)
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For all u god damn sexy women out there.....keep moaning and screaming, it's so damn hot! Makes me wanna bite ya...I do feel kinda weird that no one knows what I look like (cept u mystify), for all of us that are good @ sex, let's keep it up....ever slum someone who sucked in bed??? like were so boring... Jesus christ on a crutch--it's the worst!! Being sexual is a gift, and so is passion...thank god im a Scorpio!
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Excellent point...what about hair pulling!! Yum yum gimmie some
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im freak nasty...but even im gonna vomit now
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Ladies and Gents (preferrably ladies) Ask yourself...are u a moaner, screamer, or breather? Possibly a combo of all three. Details, details!!!! We want details. I'll tell you if you tell me.
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Anyone who messes with Mystify...will receive a grade A Dirty Sanchez directly from D Sanchez himself. Bring it!
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Meg Ryan is sexy as hell...I'd lick her head to toe....um who else? I gotta think about this one...
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I really stirred some shit up huh?? Well heres some physiological news for all the anxious guys out there. The vaginal canal has nerve endings and sensory receptors for only the first four inches...and that is EVERY female. All females canals also range from 6-7"...no matter how big or small the woman. I dont care about what u have heard....that is real science. Just get them nice and turned on first...then slam it home...she'll be creamin in no time
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Another gr8 one is a swift donkey punch to keep the bizzo in line...you can also follow this up with a jelly donut..causing a 2 for 1 special. Any questions...inquire...
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Thats the greatest thing ever bro...especially cuz shes a chick!!!...Next time give her a "chicken cutlet"
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Do tell people, any gossip that happened last night? Boyfriends girlfriends?? Talk it up
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Fav Dj???????????
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DOES SIZE MATTER CUZ IF IT DOES..I HAVE A NICE SIZED TONGUE
Well it fits in a shot glass hard....is that bad?
What's Your Favorite Song About Sex?
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'father figure' ---george michael
'i believe in miracles'---hot chocolate
'that lenny kravitz song from the reality bites soundtrack
theres more..i'll think of some and get back to ya'll