yoooo i got there early i just woke up i passed out in an alley and next thing i remember i woke up and 2 of my mexican brothers were slapping me with big tortillas and enchiladas saying wake up mi hermano . next thing i said was tequiero mucho they made me feel soo good ill be back at chevys next week:tongue:
well gee carl this sounds like a good idea....how about we all meet up in the basement at 4:00 p.m. sharp....we can all wear the same outfit too.............i will be wearing a light blue bandana with really tight capris HOLLAAAAAAAAA................and you can pick me up in your car........guy!!! :laugh:
HERES THE DEAL.........SOMETIMES THEY LIKE WHEN U RIP EM AND SOMETIMES THEY DONT. I USUALLY WIN MY HUNNIES WITH A LOUD AND RONCHY SMELLING FART. IF SHE FARTS BACK AT YOU SHES A KEEPER.
LAST YEAR I ATTENDED THE CONFERENCE AND WENT TO SPACE. I ENDED SHITTING MYSELF AND IT GOT ALL OVER THE DANCEFLOOR. THE BOUNCER TOLD ME I WASNT ALOUD BACK ANYMORE:mad: I TOLD THEM MY ACCIDENTS ARE UNDER CONTROL NOW BUT THEY JUST WONT LISTEN!!
yes thank you all for planning on coming..you will not be let down. stooge parties r great. at the end of the night there will be a stampede for coats, shit and blood in the bathrooms and no tipping aloud at the bar. (HAHA ANGELICIOUS)