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njstacked2

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  1. Bigtime...obviously likes them as well...Pulling the Old Dump My Fries into His Bag Trick.
  2. Tommyarmani...great question...The Buford Special is 2 bacon Cheese Burgers for $3.
  3. Well...the Bigtime and I are on a specialized diet...which was proprietarily designed for another Iron Brother and stolen by me. Anyway...I will not bore you with specifics...but basically...you are strict all week and then binge on Sunday...which works well for us...because we love to eat...It has been 2 years since I ate @ a fast food restaurant and last night I broke that streak. Sooo....Last night as we were pulling away from Surf...extremely "Focused" jaws grinding we knew we had another mission...We talked about all the possibilities....Taco Bell, White Castle, McDonalds, KFC...anyway...another Iron Brother in the back seat recommended Checkers...what a great idea! We drove up and Bigtime...kept saying..."I want the Belford Special"....I was looking on the menu and I could Not find the Belford...it was spelled Buford....No "EL"...but he insisted it said Belford...Unbelievable...The Bigtime...was so messed up he convinced himself that the menu read Belford. Anyway...like a fat fuck...the Bigtime was trying to convince me that in addition he needed Onion Rings...Listen pal...I think we have enough food. Anyway...as I pulled away...the BIGTIME pulled the ultimate Fat kid move...he dumped my fries in the bottom of the bag...of course he was the one who was eating out of the bag and got the extra fries.
  4. Stardo...you are lucky the beach was closed....Whoops! Diezel...You are all talk pal...I think I won last night...Cheap Shot What?
  5. Iron Sister...remember our conversation outside...on the patio? I don't! I just know that we were talking....
  6. Bus.... Well...I must say it was a sick day...! Honestly I was so whacked at one point I thought the Stacked was going down for the count...That was around 6. I could not sleep last night....heart was racing..That strange....! Did morning cardio at 5:15....
  7. Bitch...any clue what I do for a living? Exactly...I need to think from 7:45 to 7:30 at night...Do not ever insult my thinking skills or my intelligence. Although you are probably using derivatives to Delta Hedge, Trading billions of dollars and staring at 3 flat screen monitors. Right?
  8. Kermy...sorry there...I should have known that you read that.... Now get a job bitch!
  9. An interesting read...Moo you will probably laugh like a monkey when you read this then whack off all over your monitor!...My little Guido Bitch. Tired of waiting endlessly in Parkway traffic on your way down the shore? If you're like most of us, there's a good chance you've spent countless hours staring at the back of the same bumper, riding your brake and have possibly developed a minor case of whiplash from the stop-and-go that one encounters while attempting to arrive at the New Jersey Shore. Travelers fear no more! I have the solution. - THE GUIDO EXPRESS LANE -- The proposed Guido Express Lane, or G.E.L., is structured identically to the H.O.V. lanes introduced in the late 90's across much of NJ, NY and PA The following requirements for access to the G.E.L. will apply to all vehicle occupants: - Cut-off shirts or wife beaters must be worn at all times. If the vehicle is a convertible, no shirts are allowed. - Capri pants must be worn. Addidas pants are acceptable only with matching jackets and a Kangol hat. - All vehicle occupants must have identical haircuts - spiked all around (including the back) or must have shaved heads. All sideburns must be shaved to a point. - All body hair must be completely shaven. - All vehicles in the G.E.L. must be considered "exotic" or "luxury cars," but must be paid for by the driver's parents. - Vehicle must contain at least 13 pounds of fake silver bracelets and necklaces. Necklaces may only be loose enough to allow minimal breathing. - Should any member(s) of the vehicle fail to comply with any one of the aforementioned requirements, said member(s) will receive a two-month suspension from Joey's in Clifton and Tempts. In addition to the obvious ecological benefits, the proposed G.E.L. would also provide the following free of charge: - Upon entering the G.E.L., the vehicle's radio would automatically be tuned to a satellite feed of "shiny disco balls"or "darkbeat" you get a choice of either one. - The center divider would be lined with Sunburst Ultra Sun 4000 series tanning lamps which would run 24 hours a day to ensure a perfect pre-beach/club complexion. To become a G.E.L. member, you must be Italian (or try really hard to look Italian) and test positive for steroids. So the next time you're at a dead stop at exit 117 for two hours, take a note, call your congressman and tell him"yes" to the G.E.L
  10. I would take Nolva & A-dex....on that 1 Gram/week....No matter what ester it is....1000migs will make you bloat...I will give you an honest opinion...But just get Nolva & Adex...and No More Bloat...
  11. Test Enth...makes me bloat like a mothafucka....
  12. No offense to the side burns...but a lot of Purto Ricans around me are hitting that style pretty hard they drive the pimped out Hondas....Wear FUBU and sport a mustache....ya hear....
  13. Yeah man do not tell anyone it is a big secret! Like you go everyday! Chris do not ever put down Lisa...she did things to us that no woman could do!
  14. Chris ...we all know Lovely Lisa @ Blvd. West...is the best! If it was not for her ...part of your transition would not have been complete.....
  15. Bus...The Iron Brother and I are taking a helicopter there...we are promoting our new website.....www.NJIronBrothers.com We will be wearing construction hats and ripped up shirts that say 69 on them....I am bringing my digital camera to capture all the funny moments...Also I will appear in every picture trying to make it seem like I know everyone...Do not forget to ask me for a VIP NJironBrother Card.....Say No To Drugs!
  16. MOO...I think your website is Totally Awesome!
  17. OH YOU ATE ONE TOO.....yes the search light caused floaters...still have them...serious shit.
  18. Honestly the Bigtime Sports some serious Arm Size...I will not even let him tr on my shirts...his chest and arms are a serious problem...My shirts rip....it has happened...! I saw his eyes light up when he saw my JUICE shirt....I had to throw a steak across the room then hide the shirt...just to get him away from the "JUICE"
  19. OU812..bet you didnt know that the STACKED wears a thick pair of glasses....Yup...my eyes are shot...I also attribute that to three years ago...rolling really hard and stairing at the TEMPTS light outside...Did you know there is a blue flame in that light? I Do. DIGGA...probably hold off on the shirt...it is just to sick to bring out...it needs a more special day like MDW. Bigtime...Sleeves or Sleeveless?
  20. OU812...I SIT IN FRONT OF 3 FLAT SCREEN MONITORS....I WATCH THE FUTURES MAKET ON ONE, THE CURRENCY ON ANOTHER AND A BLOOMBERG TERMINAL ON THE THIRD. It is easy to type and Delta Hedge...you know? I get to work at 7:45 and leave at 7:30-8pm....
  21. Well i have this new D&G sleeveless shirt it has an apple on it and says JUICE....I think it is appropriate! Bandanna is an option my sweets....They do not call me RAMBO at Muscle Makers for nothing....ya hear? Capris, Jeans, Linen Pants? Decisions ...decisions....decisions
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