I read your pathetic post and have come to the conclusion that the jealousy must stop... It is obvious that you are thinking of every excuse imaginable...of why the Iron Brothers pull the finest ass....It probably has something to do with our perfect physiques, sexy looks and successful careers. We have mastered the art of perfection and have covered all our bases. Women love hanging out with us...our sense of humor and ability to carry on an intelligent conversation are all reasons why the hottest women cannot stay away from us. All of my Work Whores, Tanning Salon Whores and Gym Whores can attest to the above statements. As I sit here staring into my small mirror on my desk all I can think about is how fucking HOT I look. My tan is so fucking sexy....