monsterguido78

Gracing The West Coast With My Nyc Guidoness At Maximum Deliciousness The 26th-30th. I Will Be By Far The Biggest Man Out On The Town!!!!

The Mind of a Guido/Juicehead I can’t wait to workout today! I’m going to do Chest & Biceps, actually I think I’ll do Tris and Lats, or maybe Legs and Abs. Fuck it! I’m lifting everything! I’ll do 16 sets of everything today. It doesn’t matter. I love weights! I fucking love lifting them! I love the gym; I’m probably going to stay here for six hours today because I love working out so much! Alright time to get busy. I’m going to make incredibly obnoxious noises so the whole entire gym knows I’m lifting heavy weights. I can bench press 350 lbs. I can squat 500 lbs. Everyone will know this before I leave the gym today. Jesus, my tan looks great under these lights! I think I\\\'ll step it up to four times a week and a couple extra minutes in the bed. I tan naked! I’m so tan everywhere! I love being tan! I love protein shakes more than anything in life! I drink 50 protein shakes a day. I’m drinking one right now. I want to shit protein! I fucking love this shit! Is that a mirror? I\\\'ll look in it from the corner of eye so no one knows I’m looking at myself. God, I wish I could look dead-on at myself right now because I look that fucking good! LOOK AT MY BICEPS! They look so huge today. I know other people are looking at them, and I’ll just let them look. I don’t blame them one bit. My arms are enormous! Shit! My batteries in my CD player are running low. Fuck! How am I supposed to listen to my Korn CD? How am I going to get pumped up without it? Damn, my arms look huge today! Check out that chick. She fucking wants me. You can tell. I don’t blame her. I look great! … She wants to touch these ARMS! I will let her touch them if she asks nicely. My penis is so small. It doesn\\\'t really matter, I’m so ‘cut’ everywhere else. My chest and my arms are ripped! Besides, my penis gets a little bigger when it’s hard. It doesn\\\'t matter, I\\\'m HUGE everywhere else. JUST LOOK AT THESE BICEPS! I need a more supplements RIGHT NOW!! I’m going to GNC after the gym and I’m going to spend $800 on bullshit pills with this shitty gold card that proves I go to GNC. I’m going to buy Amino Acids, and everything else just to buy it! I just want to spend my money there so bad! I think I’m done working out for the day. I could work out all day if I wanted too, but my HUGE muscles need to rest. I feel so swoll! I’m going to go get another protein shake. It helps my muscle recovery. I love protein so much! God, my penis is so small

The Mind of a Guido/Juicehead I can’t wait to workout today! I’m going to do Chest & Biceps, actually I think I’ll do Tris and Lats, or maybe Legs and Abs. Fuck it! I’m lifting everything! I’ll do 16 sets of everything today. It doesn’t matter. I love weights! I fucking love lifting them! I love the gym; I’m probably going to stay here for six hours today because I love working out so much! Alright time to get busy. I’m going to make incredibly obnoxious noises so the whole entire gym knows I’m lifting heavy weights. I can bench press 350 lbs. I can squat 500 lbs. Everyone will know this before I leave the gym today. Jesus, my tan looks great under these lights! I think I\'ll step it up to four times a week and a couple extra minutes in the bed. I tan naked! I’m so tan everywhere! I love being tan! I love protein shakes more than anything in life! I drink 50 protein shakes a day. I’m drinking one right now. I want to shit protein! I fucking love this shit! Is that a mirror? I\'ll look in it from the corner of eye so no one knows I’m looking at myself. God, I wish I could look dead-on at myself right now because I look that fucking good! LOOK AT MY BICEPS! They look so huge today. I know other people are looking at them, and I’ll just let them look. I don’t blame them one bit. My arms are enormous! Shit! My batteries in my CD player are running low. Fuck! How am I supposed to listen to my Korn CD? How am I going to get pumped up without it? Damn, my arms look huge today! Check out that chick. She fucking wants me. You can tell. I don’t blame her. I look great! … She wants to touch these ARMS! I will let her touch them if she asks nicely. My penis is so small. It doesn\'t really matter, I’m so ‘cut’ everywhere else. My chest and my arms are ripped! Besides, my penis gets a little bigger when it’s hard. It doesn\'t matter, I\'m HUGE everywhere else. JUST LOOK AT THESE BICEPS! I need a more supplements RIGHT NOW!! I’m going to GNC after the gym and I’m going to spend $800 on bullshit pills with this shitty gold card that proves I go to GNC. I’m going to buy Amino Acids, and everything else just to buy it! I just want to spend my money there so bad! I think I’m done working out for the day. I could work out all day if I wanted too, but my HUGE muscles need to rest. I feel so swoll! I’m going to go get another protein shake. It helps my muscle recovery. I love protein so much! God, my penis is so small

The Mind of a Guido/Juicehead I can’t wait to workout today! I’m going to do Chest & Biceps, actually I think I’ll do Tris and Lats, or maybe Legs and Abs. Fuck it! I’m lifting everything! I’ll do 16 sets of everything today. It doesn’t matter. I love weights! I fucking love lifting them! I love the gym; I’m probably going to stay here for six hours today because I love working out so much! Alright time to get busy. I’m going to make incredibly obnoxious noises so the whole entire gym knows I’m lifting heavy weights. I can bench press 350 lbs. I can squat 500 lbs. Everyone will know this before I leave the gym today. Jesus, my tan looks great under these lights! I think I\'ll step it up to four times a week and a couple extra minutes in the bed. I tan naked! I’m so tan everywhere! I love being tan! I love protein shakes more than anything in life! I drink 50 protein shakes a day. I’m drinking one right now. I want to shit protein! I fucking love this shit! Is that a mirror? I\'ll look in it from the corner of eye so no one knows I’m looking at myself. God, I wish I could look dead-on at myself right now because I look that fucking good! LOOK AT MY BICEPS! They look so huge today. I know other people are looking at them, and I’ll just let them look. I don’t blame them one bit. My arms are enormous! Shit! My batteries in my CD player are running low. Fuck! How am I supposed to listen to my Korn CD? How am I going to get pumped up without it? Damn, my arms look huge today! Check out that chick. She fucking wants me. You can tell. I don’t blame her. I look great! … She wants to touch these ARMS! I will let her touch them if she asks nicely. My penis is so small. It doesn\'t really matter, I’m so ‘cut’ everywhere else. My chest and my arms are ripped! Besides, my penis gets a little bigger when it’s hard. It doesn\'t matter, I\'m HUGE everywhere else. JUST LOOK AT THESE BICEPS! I need a more supplements RIGHT NOW!! I’m going to GNC after the gym and I’m going to spend $800 on bullshit pills with this shitty gold card that proves I go to GNC. I’m going to buy Amino Acids, and everything else just to buy it! I just want to spend my money there so bad! I think I’m done working out for the day. I could work out all day if I wanted too, but my HUGE muscles need to rest. I feel so swoll! I’m going to go get another protein shake. It helps my muscle recovery. I love protein so much! God, my penis is so small

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Yeah same shit. How is Circa, all my friends are going Friday, unlimited bar they got for my friends birthday

Today We Salute you Miss Post Close Out Factory Scrap Material Thanks to you, juiceheads and guido's from Queens (Bayside), Brooklyn(Bensonhurst), and random suburb towns always will know they have a chance of getting laid on a late Sunday Afternoon Chorus Guy: Snatch that for afterhours Oh my god Peter's is tearing it up, it's closing in 10 minutes, does anyone have any spare jars or pills you ask? You hear a yes with avengence and sprint over to the master of scrap Chorus: Good job you gottttter NOW!!! He's got you right where he wants you, in the passenger seat, head in lap, head bobbing up and down, crusing on the Bruckner Expressway........again.....ahghhhh...you have proved why your such perfect scrap material. So crack open a nice cold bottle of poland spring o' hor of the bridge and tunnel crowd....cause without you there is no "hor" in afterhours"

Today We Salute you Miss Post Close Out Factory Scrap Material Thanks to you, juiceheads and guido's from Queens (Bayside), Brooklyn(Bensonhurst), and random suburb towns always will know they have a chance of getting laid on a late Sunday Afternoon Chorus Guy: Snatch that for afterhours Oh my god Peter's is tearing it up, it's closing in 10 minutes, does anyone have any spare jars or pills you ask? You hear a yes with avengence and sprint over to the master of scrap Chorus: Good job you gottttter NOW!!! He's got you right where he wants you, in the passenger seat, head in lap, head bobbing up and down, crusing on the Bruckner Expressway........again.....ahghhhh...you have proved why your such perfect scrap material. So crack open a nice cold bottle of poland spring o' hor of the bridge and tunnel crowd....cause without you there is no "hor" in afterhours"

I was there bro. I was sitting at the tables with a bunch of guys. I 'd rather sit at the bar but not enough room if there are 6 guys. Maybe next week

Those who have witnessed the Juicehead huddle bounce at clubs, it is like a natural phenomenon. We need for 2004 Tempts or any juicehead master clubs some real participants. Please fill out the application and send it to me. bklynman@operamail.com

Those who have witnessed the Juicehead huddle bounce at clubs, it is like a natural phenomenon. We need for 2004 Tempts or any juicehead master clubs some real participants. Please fill out the application and send it to me. bklynman@operamail.com. It forms into a F5 tornado, bouncers get scared

Yeah I was there last week but I sat at a table, I will be there for the 1:00 at the bar this week

Most of you have probably heard of most of these, but on my way to work today random things pop in my head and I was thinking of some of these terms that if were really done to a girl would be classic. I altered them into customary juicehead guido lingo. 1.) "Can't Remember The term but I think it's Cleveland Steamer" After you master a girl guido style, let her pass out before you, and take a nice Nitro Tech shit on her chest. 2.) Bizmark- When a slutty guidette from Lynhurst gives you a hummer Factory style, bust your Winstrahl V Upjohn Labs enriched nut in her mouth and punch her in the face 3.) Blumpkin- Taking a Sunday night Master detoxing post Factory Myoplex dump while getting head from a Jenette from Lodi 4.) Dirty Sanchez- Mastering some Guidette Booty monster from behind while flexing your Equipoise filoled triceps, stick the two index finger not a dyringe in the brown eye, reach around and give the Daniella from Belleville a shit mustache Please add on and write only in guido juicehead master carried out of club terminology

I want to get carried out of work from G

Yeah Saturday night was another classic. Met up with some fellow juiceheads from Strong and Shapely and was on our way to taste. I was in all black customary juicehead gear ith traditional black sleeveless cutoff for wherever afterhours takes us. Juicehead Larry booted 2cc of K and turned into a zombie on Bergenlinie Ave stopped in the middle of traffic. We were all laughing. Some spanish chick named Maria woke him up slapping him in the face with an impanada. He came back to normal we did scoops passing by drama pumping our fist to JP's Like a Virgin Remix talking about year round cycles, G, and slutty looking guidettes that go to Joey's. Had my whole paycheck in cash in my pocket ready to be spent. Stopped and 7/11 got 3 packs of butts, gum , and some gatorade for the trip to after hours after Taste. Taste was great. Did like half an oz of cheese there, so amped for factory. hugging my crew of juiceheads jumping around complimenting eachother and going on about how we are closing out SF and bringing home easy ass Sunset Park chicks to my Fairview apartment. Popped my boy Frank's jumbo Propinate zits on his back so he can take his shirt off at SF.. Fuckin night was great with mass amounts of invigerate. Flat broke, maxing our credit cards, strippers, jars, and sweat. Love it