Dear Christopher, Please once again back off from the Ledge...Take a deep breathe and relax... We have so much to look forward to... Forget about what DonDiezel says....He doesnt know shit...except how to put on his Velcro Shoes....so he doesnt mistake his shoelaces for his arms and ties them in a knot......
Yes Carl that was Hysterical! Bigtime: Of course...I did and even got a massage from my tanning salon whores....hmmmm they were telling me how fucking hot and sexy I was and how wet I was making them!
Alan...I am HOT too! My arms are a deep bronze color and my arms are freshly shaven...My veins and muscles are fully pumped and I cannot stop flexing...God I am so fucking Sexy!
Dave... You better smarten up my friend.... EU just cut rates by 50 basis points....lowest interest rates in 50 years! Horrible Jobless claims for the US...(domestic claims)...we will be moving side ways for a while....all bets off the table....! Dave...also...Do not confuse your arms with your shoes laces...stick with velcro pal!
Stardo...It has been 1 year since I walked into "MY" tanning salon and had you fall to the floor in excitement. ...Just want to say Thank You for everything you have done! You are such a great person and friend...! You have been there so many times and I will owe you forever. Thanks Again...Lets have another incredible summer. -The Stacked
I am looking forward to my daily tanning session where all my young tanned up hotties massage my tan shaven veiny arms and I simply reply "hmmmm another satisfied customer".....
Carl..I am on a trading desk staring at 3 flat screens..with guys cursing at me..i am going to get a little hot...but my physique, good looks, dark tan and shaved arms really add to the overall "me being so hot".
Stephanie....the Princess just sent you an email....She found out about the Japanese custom and is all excited...getting very HOT right now......."Feeling Yummy" yes...?
Well put bigtime...thank you for refining my initial "Iron Sistah" search... Did you see what our "little" friend David posted? hmmmm David is fucking with the wrong bull.
Dani...I will check you out...you seem on point and backable. Only time will tell..... Please fix your tanning problem...it would be a complete waste of my time if you were lacking color...... I am so fucking Dark right now....so fucking hot right now..... Riggs & Tiggs...? Do I need to even say anything?
Bigtimes Criteria for the Perfect Iron Sistah: #1. Drug Addict #2. Sick Body #3. Golden Brown Tan #4. Bangin Ass/Big Tits #5. Talkative #6. Good Job #7. Must be named Julie #8. Must give full body critiques daily #9. Must understand muscle chemistry