you know you're a clubhead when... 1)you take 5 steps into a club and you are already are saying hi to somone (AJB - not to mention that rolled 10 deep all packed into someone's mom's honda civic) 2)drop, roll, and bump arent really "physical" movement words in your vocabulary. (AJB - self explanatory, thanks unisex bathrooms) 3)you already know to have your stuff outa your pockets and jacket open before you get to the bouncer to search you. (AJB - and don't forget to take out the gum and hide it under your shoe) 4)mayonaise, jam, pickles...etc... are not the first things that come to your head when you hear the word "JAR". (AJB - and vapor rub aint for colds anymore either) 5)your friend is the one blowing the annoying whistle from across then club. (AJB and has the glowsticks) 6)you know atleast 10 different guestlist names off the top of your head. (AJB and you are plus 4 on each of them under the name that your fake ID says) 7)you know that starting to talk to the bouncer searching you just to bugg him is an easy way to get him to search you less. (AJB, hey watch your hands, Paris) 8)you know the bouncers by name or nickname. (AJB please refer to the Paris comment above) 9)many of your friends are promoters (AJB and the house delers) 10) you are a promoter (AJB and for some reason you are proud of it) 11) E, K, and G aren't just letters of the alphabet to you (self explanatry) 12)you know what a blinkie light is. 13)you've woken up early in the morning and gone clubbing (AJB and stayed there till the next morning and didn't think that was wrong) 14) you refer to everyone as "kid" (AJB - as in "what's up, kid....OR "that kid over there has the doublestack mitsubishi) 15)youve lost your bottle cap and it was the end of the world. 16)you know that dma = bad, mdma = good 17)"dropping a bomb" contains no explosive context to you. 18)you ponder why the parking lot attendant charges $30 when the sighn says $6.49 all night.(AJB - and you have often contemplated why this person thinks it is okay for you to drive back to jersey in the condition that you look like) 19)you either get big eyed or chinkie eyed when ur fuct up. (AJB - or the occaisional one who's eyes keep rolling back in their head) 20)you have givin out over 20 hugs in one night. (or in steve's case pounds) - AJB and when you sober up you realize you don't even like the people that you were hugging 21) you know a girl who was/is a guy. (please refer to the Paris comment again) 22)during the week, you cant fall asleep until round 5am. (AJB, and your mom cant understand why your back hurts) 23)watching tv is just no fun without K 24)k/coke is power. when you have a jar, everyone is your friend. 25)you know of atleast 5 people who "juice". 26)you have fought somone over the computer over which is better... sound factory or exit. 27)you've seen the clubs with the lights on. (AJB, and the person you have been all over all night now all of a sudden looks like an actual crackhead) 28)you think snow is so much better when it falls INSIDE. 29) you have sat on a couch in the club and ponder (AJB, or to have a "heart to heart with someone)
