phunkingroovin
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your mom
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that I'm on flying into chicago sitting a row over and behind me sunday. she looks kinda of familiar. my buddy says who it is and I 'm no way. Finally I just get up an ask it'ssssssss
wait
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FR%^king Jenna Jameson
The girl looks way better in person and is cool as hell.
bull shit... lemme guess... you fucked her on the plane, right?
loser
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there is no way ladies, I believe, that if a guy comes over to eat your pussy, it's not going to lead to sex. No?
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Is this her, looks like it
looks alot like her, but nearly impossible. That girl has to be the most deprived person regarding life I have ever seen! Such a close minded and un-exposed girl. I feel bad for her.
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ATTN: Candy
in Sex
Way to go... you are single handly keeping this disaster of a "sex" board alive with your posts. Please keep it cuming!
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We're all family here and I feel like we can share anything with each other. So I want the truth...have you ever or would you ever masturbate while listening to your parents having sex?
no....
but your dad masturbated while listening to me and your mom doin' the deed. was great. he kept on telling me to make more noise. i finally had to tell him to either shut up or leave. what a jerk. anyway... your mother loves it in the ass.
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wow... such hostility.. just trying to get creative... mah bad for the crappy thread.. i'll make it up to everone.....
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don't sweat it dude. Personally, I thought it to be a great idea for a thread, just almost impossible to catch that moment with your camera. And the coments you got due to your thread, most def don't sweat.... a lot of the threads on this board suck. almost no creativity here... only jerkoffs who want to make fun of others. BTW, watch out for nomembername... he's a real moron.
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Bullseye keeps telling me how hot your sister is...when are you gonna hook me up? I'm sure he's already told you what a great guy I am. Have him contact me and I'll set something up...don't worry, she'll be in good hands.
If you'd like, feel free to come along in case you feel a little uncomfortable leaving her with a stranger. It'll be just the three of us
ummmm... one problem here.... she doesn't have a penis.... and truth be told... you're the biggest cocksucker there is.... you love dick all over you... did your first man ass on mas ass experience hurt? how is it you look at a hairy man ass and get excited?
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like on the real.. i don't mix shit like that. i'm asking because a friend of mine did this one night and i was wondering what he was going through.
I've seen your other posts. i'm not being a dick or making fun of you. you SERIUOSLY need to re-evaluate your life girly... the shit you mess with is no joke. drugs will lead you to no where... (take the hint... i'm speaking from experience)
it's all love girl.
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am i even spelling that right? anyway.. what are they exactly, what do they feel like and what happens if you mix em w/ e and coke? thank you.
you seriously need help... like on the real... you def should take a hard look at yourself before you end up overdosing and killing yourself
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that's foul jenny
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i guess that's why... we have guys on here offering to post their tits... this board is an excellent source of boring, useless garbage.
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post a fuckin' titty.... a pussy.... something.... jesus christ this board is a waste of an internet address.
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Jenny....
you're a dirty little whore. You know you fucked him.
whores suck.
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Originally posted by xlr8ted
EXACTLY.
how am i going to sleep tonight, knowing that i'm just soooo industry???
what oh what am i going to do??
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Originally posted by nomembername
Phunkingroovin,
your so INDUSTRY, it's not even funny
gotta tell ya.... i'm not to insulted... i have no idea what it means to be industry. but great comeback i think...
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Originally posted by nomembername
*decides to walk away from this thread after the second "your momma joke" in less than one page*
wow. guns blazin' in queens.... my kids will see it.... my daughter will live.... or whatever you said...
you can't take a few mom jokes? are you sure you're hardcore?
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Originally posted by nomembername
Easy grandpa, I don't want to be the cause of your heart attack over something that might be said on CP
Keep that tongue in your mouth...you fucking faggot!
your mom loves my tongue... she's a real tasty bitch:tongue:
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btw, i'll be sure to stay away from queens. internet tough guys are soo scary!
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Originally posted by nomembername
I'll show you how we do shit in Queens, where murder ain't shit nigga....I'll show you where I live, you can come right to my crib and get it fo' shiz...it will be a manslaughter, right in front of my kids...a little blood get on my daughter, it's nothing she'll live
The "I poked your mom" joke got to you a bit huh?
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Originally posted by nomembername
Did you go digging through one of my old threads to find that one?
no. it was a real life experience i had with your mommy when she was only 7.... man that little whore was crying... so i slapped her in the mouth and said "where's your PLUR bitch??"
good times
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Crobar's holloween party
in New York / New Jersey
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I don't post on here a whole lot, but i just had to reply to this person. I have one question for you. Are you retarted? Really. Little slow up in the noggin are we, huh? The music was wack? Personally, I thought that Boris tore that place up. He started off a little weak, but around 2am, forget it. Can you call that dance music you ask? Which presents another question for you... Are you blind? That entire place was jumping
. There wasn't a single person in the main room that was not dancing. The vibe was excellent. The women were outrageous. The music was fantastic.
Next time, stay home.