bobbymoore55

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Hi I'm visiting L.A and New York over the next couple of weekends and was wondering how easy it is to get hold of drugs in the clubs there. I'm from London, UK and you just ask anybody in a club here and you can get hold of something in minutes. I've heard its a lot more difficult over there or is that just media bullshit? What about prices? How much for E or Coke? Cheers Rob:confused:

Hi Just found out that I'll be visiting L.A. this weekend! Wa-hey!!! I'm from London, England and have never been to the city before and am looking for a big night out. I go clubbing a lot in London, favourite music is house, trance and breakbeat. PLEEASSE somebody help me in finding a night out to remember! Many thanks!! Rob :)

Thanks for your replies but I think there may have been a misunderstanding when I said 'LARGE'! I mean somewhere where the crowd is mental, the music's banging and I can have big night out! Not too interested in big commercial clubs, somewhere with the best DJs and a crowd that likes dancing til the sun comes up is just right! Trance is big over here along with hard house but I'm pretty much up for anything. House is cool. I don't want to go to New York's version of Ministry of Sound! Any suggestions Rob

Hello America! I'm a London clubber visitng NY for the first time - probably the weekend of 10th/11th October. Knowing nothing about the place as far as clubbing is concerned can anyone recommend anywhere thats gonna be LARGE?! The louder the better! P.S - If anybody's heading over the Atlantic in this direction any time feel free to drop me a line if you want to know whats going on. Bobbymoore