littleboss

peters at merge...... nooooooo wayyyyyy? (dumb n dumber voice)

i want to make sweet love to her mouth sooo friggin bad... thanks boss

ok you are in! only 2 spots left! yes there actully is, the following week you will all be scammed to come back for a 3 day "international music" remixing workshop for 100.00... polka latin swahili irish jig lord of the dance ( dancing skills by no other than chris choopa!) middle eastern syrian and turkish

only 3 spots available

would you guys mind if i came with you out to eat and to home deopt?

Badass And The Boss Will Also Be Running A One Week Class On How To Produce Siiiiick Tracks In Under One Week. We Will Be Using The Gayest Cheapest Software, No Keyboards Or Racks Or Modules Necessary!!!! We Will Show You The Pussiest Way To Produce Tracks! We Will Show You How To Make Horrible Tribal Beats And Throw In Subliminal Movie Quotes And We Will Also Show You How To Ruin Tracks From The 1980's And Even Show You How To Take Perfect Jams From 1997-2001 And Totally Make Your Own Horrible Remix Extra Bonus! We Will Show You How To Upload Them To Kazaa-soulseek-and Other File Sharing Sites, And All Vip Email Sharing Lists, So Every Wannabe Dj And Real Dj Will Have Access To Your New Remixes And Productions.. Extra Extra Bonus, For 50.00 Extra Bobbydigi Will Teach You How To Breakdance.. Classes Are Filling Up Fast! Act Now! 500.00 For The Week!

wtf ass! you cant spin without the boss!~

yo yo whassaaaap niggaaa????

bwaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaa soldoutmafucka homedepotmafucka badbathnbeyondmafucka

ahhh, i get it now, sorry, yeah he has a right to say that shit then, it just looked like it was a fight between 2 promoters about where rich would be that night.... the boss apologizes

SOO GROWING A HITLER MUSTACHE, AND GETTIN A HITLER JACKET

yeahh billy we have to come clean... DISC 2 = ALL BADASS AND BOSS SORRY JOE TO BREAK YOUR COVER!

thats right niggers we will teach you the easiest cheap way out, you will be spinning the relentless keys better than denny by the next morning...

nah i didnt mean it like that, i was saying he can tell whoever on his own time that hes not gona be there, its like ml2k1 is like his personal secretary by the way he was writin stuff...

cant richie speak for himself?

did you really? i want to do it, im sick of doing my hair, and im sick of puttin it up.. but i dont know how its gonna look all shaved...

THAT BITCH CALLED OUT? should have made danielle wax em hahaa

our new european haircuts are going to make us spin better in europe, expect a call from claus dukkenbergh, he needs to know some info for your plane ticket... I DONT CARE, BUT 6 O'CLOCK IM GETTING MY EYEBROWS WAXED!!!!!!!!!

seaside is one word! nah there isnt any clubs in wildwood, they should have some, that place is in need of some clubs!

im gonna riiiiiiiip all this time with gti paul botz rmx for 35 mins straighttttttt siiiiiiiiickkkkkkk

Its More Fun Getting Smasholaed And Hauling Ass Down The Gsp On A Gixxer 750, Doing Endos Thru Every Ez Pass.... While Smoking A Cigarette~~~

AHH YES THAT REMINDS ME, THEY WANT US TO DO A JP TRIBUTE MARATHON SET FOR 26 HOURS @ NO OTHER THAN FACADES.... THEY WANT TO PAY US 5,000 EA. AND WE GET FREE UPSTATE HOOKERS WITH ALL OF THEIR TEETH....

YOU DONT WANT THAT AMATEUR GARBAGE, WHAT YOU DO WANT TO GET YOUR PAWS ON IS THE ...BADASS N LILBOSS 2005 GLOBAL DOUBLE DISK WITH TRACKS THAT DIDNT EVEN COME OUT YET... ALSO INCLUDES MY NEW TRIBAL REMIX OF "ICE ICE BILLY" 26.95 PLUS TAX WWW.GLOBALBADBOSS.COM

RIGHT NOW I AM WORKING ON A NEW MIX OF "MAGIC CARPET RIDE" AND A TRIBAL RMX OF THE "MACARENA" SOOOO SIIIIIIIIICK ROBBIE RIVERA JUST IM'ED ME AND TOLD ME HE WANTS US TO COME DOWN TO HIS MIAMI STUDIO AND LAY DOWN A REMIX OF I CANT SLEEP AT NIGHT...

i just got off the phone with the guys from the global dj alliance union, whey want us to go global this summer, and go on tour in europe.. and they mentioned something about that they want us to record a live album @ club punta arabi in ibiza and they want to do a double disk track for track tag team at gatecrasher and an hour appearance at the thunderdome in rotterdam...ill call you when were about to leave...