1. In a cigar tube, hidden under a roll of fat 2. Up your dogs butt, your ex-girlfriends butt or in your own. 3. Between a woman’s breasts. 4. In a condom in your stomach. 5. In your shoe. Come on I know you all have your secret places, take a moment to list them here... This new show on Court TV covers this and similar topics it’s called The Smoking Gun, it is on this Monday and Tuesday, 10:30PM EST. It’s from the hilarious website from the same name, you know the website with the celebrity mug shots.