djshitboy

What coincidence, I was just offered a job in EP.

Bro, here's the thing....nobody cares about your party. Maybe it disappeared because I moved it.

I will. In fact,my collar will be raised so high that Al Qaeda will target me next. I already said that. On NJGuido.

Serious. I think the name of it is Turning Point? In Cedar Grove? My family insists I go. I told them that if they do indeed insist, at least send me to Promises in Malibu. They said no. Fuckers. So I guess I'm making like Ben Affleck and heading into rehab. I'm so bored of drinking. The novelty has worn off. I hate waking up feeling like shit everyday. It's over. On a lighter note, my collar will be popped during my stay. OMG, I swear, if one of those counselors or nurses even implies that my collar should be down, I swear to Allah that I'll fucking bust a cap up in that piece.

hahaha ok I was just wondering because everyone that I've talked to on this board has told me of at least one person who wants to fight me.

Well congratufuckinglations@being useless. Stiffler, I have to admit my hands smell like tuna right now. Also, do you know of anyone who has talked about "beating the shit out of me?"

Nah I think VIP-Tech confirmed it... Corinna is his step-sister. I really, really. Really, want to dong her. Just sayin'.

Stiffler, do you know Corinna Corallo??

Will you please just hook me up with Corinna, already.

Delete this fucking thread ASAP

Dude, seriously, Stamati's is great. I'll call you. Maybe we'll even do Athen's Cafe. Too many Greek sluts. My collar has been popped for 28 days running now.

Kosta, when are we going to Astoria? I've bveen drunk all summer. Oh, look, I just made a typo, but I will not fix it.

I love RPHS. You slut. Hairless is right.

Your spelling is horrible.

I'm in love with you