hi, i'm a random posting, lurking newbie who thinks this is a great way to past many boring days at work. i contribute nothing and will probably kill this tread (which is probably for the best) now enjoy my attempt to add humor to your day. a girl asks her dad "why am i called rose?" father replies "because a rose petal fell on your head when you were born" the her sister asks "why am i called lilly?" father replies "because a lilly petal fell on your head when you were born" her brother says "ERTGTHREGERG$%&@~^EDRD" father replies "shut up cupboard"