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  1. Still Loving You - The Scorpions

    Time, it needs time

    To win back your love again

    I will be there, I will be there

    Love, only love

    Can bring back your love someday

    I will be there, I will be there

    I'll fight, babe, I'll fight

    To win back your love again

    I will be there, I will be there

    Love, only love

    Can break down the walls someday

    I will be there, I will be there

    If we'd go again

    All the way from the start

    I would try to change

    The things that killed our love

    Your pride has built a wall so strong

    That I can't get through

    Is there really no chance

    To start once again

    I'm loving you

    Try, baby, try

    To trust in my love again

    I will be there, I will be there

    Love, our love

    Just shouldn't be thrown away

    I will be there, I will be there

    If we'd go again

    All the way from the start

    I would try to change

    The things that killed our love

    Your pride has built a wall so strong

    That I can't get through

    Is there really no chance

    To start once again If we'd go again

    All the way from the start

    I would try to change

    The things that killed our love

    Yes, I've hurt your pride and I know

    What you've been through

    You should give me a chance

    This can't be the end

    I'm still loving you

    I'm still loving, I need your love

    I'm still loving you

  2. young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a

    musician."

    She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."

    Q: What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?

    A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.

    Q: What do clarinetists use for birth control?

    A: Their personalities.

    Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

    A: Saliva.

    Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?

    A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept.

    Q: What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?

    A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.

    Q: Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

    A: It saves time in the long run.

    Q: What's the difference between a folk guitar player and a large pizza?

    A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.

    Q: What's the difference between a jet airplane and a trumpet?

    A: About three decibels.

    Q: What is another term for trombone?

    A: A wind driven, manually operated, pitch approximator.

    Q: What's the difference between a SCUD missile and a bad oboist?

    A: A bad oboist can kill you.

    Q: Why do clarinetists leave their cases on the dashboard?

    A: So they can park in the handicapped zones when they forget their

    Special tags.

    Q: What's the difference between an opera singer and a pit bull?

    A: Lipstick.

    Q: Why do people play trombone?

    A: Because they can't move their fingers and read music at the same time.

    Q: How does a violist's brain cell die?

    A: Alone.

    Q: What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords?

    A: A music critic.

    Q: How do you keep your violin from being stolen?

    A: Put it in a viola case.

    Q: What's the difference between a saxophone and a Chainsaw?

    A: You can tune a Chainsaw.

    Q: What will you never say about a banjo player?

    A: "That's the banjo player's Porsche."

    Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

    A: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

    Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?

    A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

    Q: How many trumpet players does it take to pave a driveway?

    A: Seven - if sliced thin and you lay them out correctly.

    Q: What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?

    A: You can hit a baseball further with a bassoon.

    Q: How are a banjo player and a blind javelin thrower alike?

    A: Both command immediate attention, alarm, and force everyone to move out

    Of range.

    Q: What's the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a baby elephant?

    A: Eleven pounds.

    Q: Why are violist's fingers like lightning?

    A: They rarely strike the same spot twice.

    Q: How many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: 13 - one to do it, and twelve to stand around and say, "Phhhwt! I can

    Do that!"

    Tuba Player: "Did you hear my last recital?"

    Friend: "I hope so."

    Q: What's the difference between alto clef and Greek?

    A: Some conductors actually read Greek.

    Relative minor: A guitarist's girlfriend.

    Q: How does a young man become a member of a high school chorus?

    A: On the first day of school he turns into the wrong classroom.

    Subito piano: Indicates an opportunity for some obscure and unwitting

    Orchestra

    Player to become a soloist.

    Musica ficta: When you lose your place and have to bluff until you find it

    Again.

    Vibrato: Used by singers to hide the fact that they are on the wrong

    Pitch.

    Did you hear about the Tenor who was so arrogant the other Tenors noticed?

    Q: How can you tell when a singer is at your door?

    A: They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.

    Q: How do you get two bass players to play in unison?

    A: Hand them charts a half-step apart.

    Q: What's the difference between a dead chicken in the road, and a dead

    Trombonist in the road?

    A: There's a remote chance the chicken was on its way to a gig.

    Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

    A: A vocalist.

    Q: How do you get a guitarist to play softer?

    A: Place a sheet of music in front of him.

    Q: What do you do if you see a bleeding drummer running around in your

    back yard?

    A: Stop laughing and shoot again.

    Q: How many 2nd violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: None, they can't get up that high !!!!!!

    Soprano Sofege: do, re, mi, me, Me, Me, Me, Me, Not You, ME!!

    Q: What's the perfect weight of a conductor?

    A: Three and one-half pounds, including the urn.

    Q: What do all great conductors have in common?

    A: They're all dead.

    Q: What's the definition of optimism?

    A: A bass trombonist with a DOUBLE trigger attachment AND a beeper.

    Q: What do you do if you run over a bass player?

    A: Back up and make SURE.

    Q: How do you reduce wind-drag on a trombonist's car?

    A: Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof

    Q: How do you get a clarinetist out of a tree?

    A: Yell "don't do it!" and hurry to cut the rope.

    Q: What do you throw a drowning bass player?

    A: His amp.

    Q: How do you get a three piece horn section to play in tune?

    A: Shoot two of them.

    Q: What's the difference between a bull and a band? OR a conductor and an

    orchestra?

    A: The bull has the horns in the front and the asshole in the back.

    Q: How many vocalists does it take to screw in a bulb?

    A: None. They hold the bulb over their head and pretend the world revolves

    around them.

    Q: How many drummers does it take to screw in a bulb?

    A: None, they have machines for that now.

    Q: How can you tell if the stage is level?

    A: The drool comes out of both sides of the drummers mouth.

    Q: How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

    A: Pay him for the pizza.

    Q: What do you call a musician with a college degree?

    A: Night manager at McDonalds.

    Q: Why are violas larger than violins?

    A: They aren't. Violists heads are smaller.

    Q: How are trumpet players like pirates?

    A: They both commit murder on the high Cs.

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