dgmodel Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." --by Jack Handy (SNL) I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in themorning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time withfools. --Ernest Hemingway A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thankher. --W.C. Fields When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --HennyYoungman 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? --Stephen Wright When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! -- Brian O'Rourke Beer is proof! that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --BenjaminFranklin Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind isbeer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but thewheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser. (What i always tell the kids when i teach them how to spell)To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by dgmodel Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind isbeer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but thewheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxdonxlavitoxx Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by dgmodel Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." --by Jack Handy (SNL) When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! -- Brian O'Rourke Beer is proof! that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --BenjaminFranklin Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind isbeer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but thewheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser. (What i always tell the kids when i teach them how to spell)To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group dude this shit was funny as hell, i alomost choked on my coffee ice cream! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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georgym Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Originally posted by dgmodel I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in themorning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra Gotta love 'ol blue eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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