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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." --by Jack Handy (SNL)

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the

morning, that's as good as

they're going to feel all day. --Frank Sinatra

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with

fools. --Ernest Hemingway

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank

her. --W.C. Fields

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny

Youngman

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? --Stephen Wright

When we drink, we get drunk.

When we get drunk, we fall asleep.

When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.

When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.

So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

-- Brian O'Rourke

Beer is proof! that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin

Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is

beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the

wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

--Dave Barry

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser. (What i always tell the kids when i teach them how to spell)

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group

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Originally posted by dgmodel

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is

beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the

wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

--Dave Barry

:laugh: :laugh:

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Originally posted by dgmodel

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." --by Jack Handy (SNL)

When we drink, we get drunk.

When we get drunk, we fall asleep.

When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.

When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.

So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

-- Brian O'Rourke

Beer is proof! that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin

Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is

beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the

wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

--Dave Barry

Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser. (What i always tell the kids when i teach them how to spell)

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group

dude this shit was funny as hell, i alomost choked on my coffee ice cream! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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