naomi1 Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 God was just about done creating the universe but he had two extrathings left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam andEve.He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that wouldallow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," Godtold them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that."Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love tobe able to do that. On and on he went like an excited little boy. Evesmiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he shouldhave it. So God gave it to Adam. He was so excited he went off towrite his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the while.God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve, "Well,here's the other thing and I guess you can have it." "What's itcalled?" Eve asked."Brains" God said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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yumyum22 Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 :D ...how very true..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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macfunk19 Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 naomi1 i like what u bring to the miami cp board, One big smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted April 18 Author Report Share Posted April 18 Originally posted by macfunk19 naomi1 i like what u bring to the miami cp board, One big smile Thanks Macfunk Always in good humor..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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