queenbitch Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by notallthere Ok hun go eat some more cake Gee you really told me!!! That was a good one, never heard that one before!!!Didn't I flush you last week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by queenbitch Gee you really told me!!! That was a good one, never heard that one before!!!Didn't I flush you last week? Now this girl is really angry:( Come little one...plant some flowers.IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queenbitch Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by tunnelbandit Now this girl is really angry:( Come little one...plant some flowers.IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER:) Who's angry? Not me. Just stating my opinion my way! If you don't like why don't you go shove your flowers up your ass!! Go back to the tunnel you fucking geek! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tunnelbandit Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by queenbitch Who's angry? Not me. Just stating my opinion my way! If you don't like why don't you go shove your flowers up your ass!! Go back to the tunnel you fucking geek! Your way is very angry. Are you traumatized by a certain event in your life? I feel your pain bitch. And sice tunnel is closed...It's all about Temps for me now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted May 1 Author Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by queenbitch Gee you really told me!!! That was a good one, never heard that one before!!!Didn't I flush you last week? haha the only thing you flushed last week was you miscarriage fatty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishaolin Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by notallthere haha the only thing you flushed last week was you miscarriage fatty you have some serious issues bro thats not even close to funny. you need your head checked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted May 1 Author Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by chrishaolin you have some serious issues bro thats not even close to funny. you need your head checked. yeah your rite! your comment will change my life....It reminds me of a storySo me and this kid Jimmy are in the basement playing army man. He's the evil arab and I'm GI Joe. Our fake guns clickity clack loudly and we act out being shot. Eventually I get bored, grab a brick and threaten Jimmy. He laughingly plays along with all "Oh no... please don't... I surrender!" I crash the brick down on the top of his head over and over and over and over and over. His head splits in two as he stutter screams and spits.He's like laying flat on the ground and I put my hands inside his skull and around his brain. Then I put my feet on his shoulders and tug out his brain. It snaps off of his brain stem with a squirt of blood. It's slimy spongy and tastes odd judging by the initial lick. My mom yells downstairs and asks if everything is ok. I yell back "You tell me..." She comes clomping downstairs and sees the brained Jimmy corpse and me holding out the brain to her like a gift. She seems very shocked. As I sink my teeth into the brain, I watch her eyes kinda rotate outward. I pull off a hunk of brain and chew slowly - feeling stronger already. Superstrong. I decide to test my new power by crashing through the cellar wall. I get a good running start and go full speed throwing my body into the cement. I bounce off of the wall with a broken shoulder and smashed knee. I go at it again with a even more speed and crack in a couple ribs and feel vertebrae slipping. I go back to the brain and take another couple big chaws and then have a go at the wall again. I figured I would get through on the first try but my broken bones say otherwise. No matter. I got whole hunk of fresh brain and plenty of will power.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnakedritenow Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Yea queenbitch does eat cake, lots of cake, eat that fuckin cake you bitch, you queen cake eatin bitch eater. Lose like 40 pounds then talk about other people.All you guys that take notallthere seriously need to have your heads checked, he's a good guy. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted May 1 Author Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by imnakedritenow Yea queenbitch does eat cake, lots of cake, eat that fuckin cake you bitch, you queen cake eatin bitch eater. Lose like 40 pounds then talk about other people.All you guys that take notallthere seriously need to have your heads checked, he's a good guy. :laugh: hey imnakedrite now why dont you put your clothes back on bro? i mean really where at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imnakedritenow Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 They only listen to me with my clothes off man.... :moon: :moon: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishaolin Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by imnakedritenow They only listen to me with my clothes off man.... :moon: :moon: dont you guys work together? notallthere and imnaked.. why dont you use company email to discuss that stupid shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyblackroc Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by notallthere yeah your rite! your comment will change my life....It reminds me of a storySo me and this kid Jimmy are in the basement playing army man. He's the evil arab and I'm GI Joe. Our fake guns clickity clack loudly and we act out being shot. Eventually I get bored, grab a brick and threaten Jimmy. He laughingly plays along with all "Oh no... please don't... I surrender!" I crash the brick down on the top of his head over and over and over and over and over. His head splits in two as he stutter screams and spits.He's like laying flat on the ground and I put my hands inside his skull and around his brain. Then I put my feet on his shoulders and tug out his brain. It snaps off of his brain stem with a squirt of blood. It's slimy spongy and tastes odd judging by the initial lick. My mom yells downstairs and asks if everything is ok. I yell back "You tell me..." She comes clomping downstairs and sees the brained Jimmy corpse and me holding out the brain to her like a gift. She seems very shocked. As I sink my teeth into the brain, I watch her eyes kinda rotate outward. I pull off a hunk of brain and chew slowly - feeling stronger already. Superstrong. I decide to test my new power by crashing through the cellar wall. I get a good running start and go full speed throwing my body into the cement. I bounce off of the wall with a broken shoulder and smashed knee. I go at it again with a even more speed and crack in a couple ribs and feel vertebrae slipping. I go back to the brain and take another couple big chaws and then have a go at the wall again. I figured I would get through on the first try but my broken bones say otherwise. No matter. I got whole hunk of fresh brain and plenty of will power.... Not only is this story utterly humorless, he stole it from someone else. One of those newbie's from a month ago that NOTALLTHEREHEREORANYWHERE said wasn't him. Now that's original. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted May 1 Author Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by johnnyblackroc Not only is this story utterly humorless, he stole it from someone else. One of those newbie's from a month ago that NOTALLTHEREHEREORANYWHERE said wasn't him. Now that's original. i dont know what your talken about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted May 1 Author Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by johnnyblackroc Not only is this story utterly humorless, he stole it from someone else. One of those newbie's from a month ago that NOTALLTHEREHEREORANYWHERE said wasn't him. Now that's original. i dont know what your talken about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesdig Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 God, someone really needs to put you out of your misery already, you pathetic soul:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted May 1 Author Report Share Posted May 1 Anyway hows that whole upper lip hair thing doing lesdig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by johnnyblackroc Not only is this story utterly humorless, he stole it from someone else. One of those newbie's from a month ago that NOTALLTHEREHEREORANYWHERE said wasn't him. Now that's original. I thought I read it before....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted May 1 Author Report Share Posted May 1 ok how about this one:I'm in my car cruising the slut district all slow like. Gotta check out the scene with the hookers and the lights flashy flashy and the kissy kiss neon lips. At a red light a hooker leans in my passenger window and asks if I need a date. I whip out the spraycan, spin it once in my palm then I spray the whole area she is occupying with Lysol and tell her how she's contaminated. It's the law. Right in the eyes the spray sprays. Full blast facial. She's wearing a pink fur coat and high heels and she's all clomp clomp clumsily running holding her eyes all "Ag!ACCH! My EYES!! ACCH!" Out into traffic she scampers. The cars on the road are all screech screechy horns blary avoiding her until one seems to mow her down proper. I hear the crunch and then speed off. The night is young and I’ve got work to do. I decide to park and go into an adult video store. I spray myself down with Lysol before heading in. The guy behind the counter is like all involved with his newspaper and cigarette puffing - as I head in. He's like "$1.00 admission fee." I stare at him and am like "A dollar!? For what?" He's like, "A dollar for looking... pay it or go somewhere else - this is a classy establishment..." And then he blows his filthy smoke into my face.The Lysol kills all possible infection. I take out a nice crispy dollar and snap it in his face. Out comes the Lysol and I spray the dollar down. He's like "Dont spray that shit in here!" I crumple up the lysoled dollar into a ball and put in my mouth. I smile. The guy is all starey stare like unable to be realizing that I'm about to spit the dollar in his face. I then spit the dollar into his face and am like "There's your fuckin dollar - you stain!" He's like all shocked out stunner face now. The Lysol tastes tangy in my mouth and I can feel it's cleansing action in my sinuses. The cigarette smoking dogboy behind the counter is like grumbling picking up the dollar and smoothing it out all grumble grumble the whole time. I start to browse the store. I see a tape I contemplate enjoying and spray it down with Lysol and then take a look at the back of the box - browsing like. I hear the counter guy all - "Don't spray that shit in here!" I'm like, "Fuck you motherfucker!! I'll spray this shit in your fucking face you mothercock dick suck fucker asshole cock licker testicle gargler asswipe mother cunt sucker cockwang pussy slit buttlicker scumbag bastard fag scuntwaddler greased up monkey shit stain ball scuzz sucker anal intruding piss drinking shit eating faggot!!"He's like all stunner faced again after my impressive tirade and is like looking all scared-like as I run at him - growling. I have my Lysol in one hand and I'm spraying it swirly whirly over my head like some western he-hawer from the channel x cleansing zone. The cigarette he's smoking is like hanging from his lips as I lysol him right in the face. THe flame c atches the lysol - the flame catches his hair - and eventually his skin - and up he goes just like in the movies. His whole head is on fire and he's like running around in circles and beating his own head with his palms. I stare at my flame boy creation and watch him char up crispy for a while. I notice a customer who was in the way back of the store is also checking out the flaming spectacle. I hold up the Lysol at him and yell, "You want some of this!!!" He's like "Hell no man!" I give him a squinty stare then turn away. I spray down the doorknob to the store and head out into the neon lights of the new frontier where chemical sprays are the new guns and cattle rustling is replaced by flaming barbecued heads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweepy Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 The Big yellow ones the sun, ya hello Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesdig Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Originally posted by notallthere Anyway hows that whole upper lip hair thing doing lesdig? Hey, now thats a good one...now if only you knew what i looked like... I'm pretty sure you would refrain from a comment like that:confused: ...and you on the other hand, well unfortunatley I now what you look like...lets just leave it at that, huh buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip-tech Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Originally posted by notallthere haha the only thing you flushed last week was you miscarriage fatty I MUST SAY THAT WAS ACTUALLY FUCKIN FUNNY..........YOU STILL SUCK THOUGH......CARRY ON.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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