stogiey2k2 Posted May 9 Report Share Posted May 9 Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife's beenin aterrible car accident. He rushes to the hospital, runs in to the ER andsayshis wife's been in an accident. They tell him Dr. Smith is handling thecase. They page the doctor. He comes out to the waiting room to see aterribly upset Mr. Jones."Mr. Jones?" the doctor asks."Yes sir, what's happened? How is my wife?"The doctor sits next to him and says, "Not good news. Your wife'saccidentresulted in two fractures of her spine." "Oh my God" says Mr. Jones,"whatwill be her prognosis?""Well, Mr. Jones, her vital signs are stable. However, her spine isinoperable. She'll have no motor skills or capability. This means youwillhave to feed her. Mr. Jones begins to sob. "And you'll have to turn herinher bed every two hours to prevent pneumonia." Mr. Jones begins to wailandcry loudly."Then, of course," the doctor continued, "you'll have to diaper her asshe'll have no control over her bladder and of course these diapers mustbechanged at least five times a day." Mr. Jones begins to shake as hecries,sobs, wails. The doctor continues: "And you'll have to clean up herfeces ona regular basis as she'll have no control over her sphincter. Her bowelwillengorge whenever and quite often I'm afraid, Of course you must cleanherimmediately to avoid accumulation of the putrid effluent she'll beemittingregularly."Now Mr. Jones is convulsing sobbing uncontrollably and beginning towitheoff the bench into a sobbing pitiful mass.Just then Dr. Smith reaches out his hand and pats Mr. Jones on theshoulder."Hey, I'm just f**king with you, she's dead." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted May 10 Report Share Posted May 10 that's jacked up, but it's funny anyway.no, man, that's really jacked up.but it's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naomi1 Posted May 10 Report Share Posted May 10 funny... :grin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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