Sick but funny JOKE

[stogiey2k2]

Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife's been

in a

terrible car accident. He rushes to the hospital, runs in to the ER and

says

his wife's been in an accident. They tell him Dr. Smith is handling the

case. They page the doctor. He comes out to the waiting room to see a

terribly upset Mr. Jones.

"Mr. Jones?" the doctor asks.

"Yes sir, what's happened? How is my wife?"

The doctor sits next to him and says, "Not good news. Your wife's

accident

resulted in two fractures of her spine." "Oh my God" says Mr. Jones,

"what

will be her prognosis?"

"Well, Mr. Jones, her vital signs are stable. However, her spine is

inoperable. She'll have no motor skills or capability. This means you

will

have to feed her. Mr. Jones begins to sob. "And you'll have to turn her

in

her bed every two hours to prevent pneumonia." Mr. Jones begins to wail

and

cry loudly.

"Then, of course," the doctor continued, "you'll have to diaper her as

she'll have no control over her bladder and of course these diapers must

be

changed at least five times a day." Mr. Jones begins to shake as he

cries,

sobs, wails. The doctor continues: "And you'll have to clean up her

feces on

a regular basis as she'll have no control over her sphincter. Her bowel

will

engorge whenever and quite often I'm afraid, Of course you must clean

her

immediately to avoid accumulation of the putrid effluent she'll be

emitting

regularly."

Now Mr. Jones is convulsing sobbing uncontrollably and beginning to

withe

off the bench into a sobbing pitiful mass.

Just then Dr. Smith reaches out his hand and pats Mr. Jones on the

shoulder.

"Hey, I'm just f**king with you, she's dead."

[weyes]

that's jacked up, but it's funny anyway.

no, man, that's really jacked up.

but it's funny.

[naomi1]

funny... :grin: