gropasaurus Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 On this day 14 of May 2002, the ONE known by most as Gropasaurus, others as THE GREAT 1, and still some as Father, does hereby present to you the New Jersey version of The Ten Commandments:For My Guidos:Thou shall not use the word "guido" in veinThou shall not bear arms against fellow guidos Thou shall grope hot guidette monstersThou shall lift heavy weights, inject "enhanced supplements" and injest 1 gram of whey protein per lb. per dayThou shall be a golden bronze year 'roundThou shall pump thy fists to club musicThou shall wear tight, preferably sleeveless shirts Thou shall spend a minimum of 3 hours per weekend from mid- May to beginning of September on the NJ ParkwayThou shall have more hair products than most womenThou shall say "how u doin'" or "fuggetaboutit" at least 10x a dayFor My Succulent Sex Monster Guidettes:Thou shall wear extremely tight, provacative clothingThou shall go to the hair & nail salon once a week, tanning 3+Thou shall master the guidette sex monster danceThou shall spend 1 hour a day doing cardio, legs and absThou shall bear implantsThou shall cover thy body in glitter Thou shall permit thy guido brethren to grope themThou shall not hook up with prepsThou shall drive white, red or silver BMWs, Eclipses or CelicasThou shall own several pairs of white spandex and many extra small pastel colored tube tops and back-less shirts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipdaddy Posted May 14 Report Share Posted May 14 welcome back focker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danfury Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 Originally posted by gropasaurus Thou shall not hook up with preps :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizzah508 Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 Now that is gret :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 Punishment for breaking a commandment is????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizzah508 Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 suggestion for punishment is: bangin' a prep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 Originally posted by tizzah508 suggestion for punishment is: bangin' a prep lol..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gropasaurus Posted May 15 Author Report Share Posted May 15 Being locked in JCrew for 24 hours with Dave Matthews poor excuse for music playing around the clock as satellite tv broadcasts live from Bar-A, while your only source of liquids resides in a keg...all of this while simultaneously having to try on various colors of plad shirts and khakis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbiegirl Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 this has got to be the funniest shit i think i ever read !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubchic1006 Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 Hey GROPASAURUS! First of all - love the name! And, love the comandments! I promise to follow! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 Originally posted by gropasaurus Being locked in JCrew for 24 hours with Dave Matthews poor excuse for music playing around the clock as satellite tv broadcasts live from Bar-A, while your only source of liquids resides in a keg...all of this while simultaneously having to try on various colors of plad shirts and khakis. That's pretty bad, even you a just a regular Joe....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djprime Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 LOL.....THings that would cause an uproar if they were ever banned from guido and guidetts!!!PALMAD ( HAIR GEL)WIFE BEATER SHIRTSARMANI CLOTHESTANNING ENHANCERS DIESEL GLASSESITALIAN FLAG EMBLEM ON BACK OF CARSCLASSIC COPY OF JOHNNY O AND CYNTHIAEZ PASS (PARKWAY PLEASURE)A CLASSIC BOTTLE OF DRAKKAR NOIRTHE OWNER OF THE MUSIC BOX ON RT 35 BUYS TEMPTATIONS AND TURNS IT INTO HOE DOWN COUNTRY CLUB!!ANY MORE SUGGESTIONS?....i HAVE OWNED OR DO HAVE ALL OF THE ABOVE SO NOTHING PERSONAL.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkyarddog Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 Gropasaurus,You are freakin pathetic and so unfunny. Stop trying so hard to be guido b/c we all know you're really a 15yo kid who's never gotten laid.I wanna fistfight you and Monsterguido. I'll meet you anytime anywhere.BRING IT ON, PUSSY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipdaddy Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 Originally posted by junkyarddog Gropasaurus,You are freakin pathetic and so unfunny. Stop trying so hard to be guido b/c we all know you're really a 15yo kid who's never gotten laid.I wanna fistfight you and Monsterguido. I'll meet you anytime anywhere.BRING IT ON, PUSSY! you're gonna get HOUSED.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkyarddog Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 Originally posted by pipdaddy you're gonna get HOUSED.... Stay outta this, this don't concern you.Gropasaurus knows who I am, yet he avoids me b/c he's scared of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch0sen0ne Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 Originally posted by pipdaddy you're gonna get HOUSED.... PIPFAGGY...WOULD YOU KNOW THIS FROM EXPERIENCE? AND FOR YOU JUNKYARD.....BRAVO MY FRIEND!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gropasaurus Posted May 15 Author Report Share Posted May 15 WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE TWO BUT FUCKING GUIDO WANNA BEEZ THAT WORSHIP THE VERY GROUND I WALK UPON...JUNKYARDFAG, HAD I KNOWN YOU, YOU WOULDN'T EXIST IN THE PRESENT, BUT DON'T WORRY...YOU'LL BE DEALT WITH ONCE YOU REVEAL YOURSELF IN THE FUTURE. AS FOR YOU PATHETICONE...YOU'RE NOT WORTH THE FUCKING KEYSTROKES YOU COCKSMOKER!!! DON'T WORRY PIPDADDY, IT'S ALL GOOD BABY!!! YOU GOT A PLACE IN BELMAR AGAIN THIS SUMMER??? THE ALLIANCE WILL BE RECLAIMING OUR TERRITORY NEXT FRIDAY...HOPE TO SEE ME THERE!!!-THE GREAT ONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipdaddy Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 chosen1, you've been nothing but a geek ever since you joined this msg. board. i will not even address you. the fact that i replied to your post makes me feel like i've wasted 45 seconds of my life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somegirl24 Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 How come every post like this makes it around in e-mail the very same day????I got this forwarded to me at work today...as well as a previous post by one of the Alliance. Anyone else notice this??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclebuc Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 Yup....I've been getting this shit through email for two years now......At least be original.....don't take someone else's work and call it your own..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 Originally posted by somegirl24 How come every post like this makes it around in e-mail the very same day????I got this forwarded to me at work today...as well as a previous post by one of the Alliance. Anyone else notice this??? Go to your options menu and unclick the box that says something about email... It will stop you from getting them.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gropasaurus Posted May 16 Author Report Share Posted May 16 First of all, let it be known that all of my posts are ENTIRELY ORIGINAL AND MY OWN. For those of you that have been on CP since last summer, you already know my style, but these newbies apparently do not, which is solely due to the fact that I rarely have time or interest to post anything. In response to the question, I actually received my own posts (Belmar Vs. Seaside and NJ Shore vs. Hamptons) via email in my company, which happens to be a major investment bank here in midtown manhattan. If that wasn't funny enough, at least 6 of my friends who work for completely different companies in NJ also received my posts via email, and some DJ even mentioned "Gropasaurus" to a bunch of my boys a few months ago at Soundgarden asking in a random conversation if they've ever been on CP and read "Gropasaurus'" posts. Therefore, someone on the boards sweats my posts so much that they copy and paste it into emails and distribute it to friends all over the country...honestly speaking though, I can't blame them...I'm pretty fuckin' talented. Hope this answers your question... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 Originally posted by gropasaurus First of all, let it be known that all of my posts are ENTIRELY ORIGINAL AND MY OWN. For those of you that have been on CP since last summer, you already know my style, but these newbies apparently do not, which is solely due to the fact that I rarely have time or interest to post anything. In response to the question, I actually received my own posts (Belmar Vs. Seaside and NJ Shore vs. Hamptons) via email in my company, which happens to be a major investment bank here in midtown manhattan. If that wasn't funny enough, at least 6 of my friends who work for completely different companies in NJ also received my posts via email, and some DJ even mentioned "Gropasaurus" to a bunch of my boys a few months ago at Soundgarden asking in a random conversation if they've ever been on CP and read "Gropasaurus'" posts. Therefore, someone on the boards sweats my posts so much that they copy and paste it into emails and distribute it to friends all over the country...honestly speaking though, I can't blame them...I'm pretty fuckin' talented. Hope this answers your question... Gotta love being a "legend" in your own time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danfury Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 I've copied and pasted them to some of my friends, but never took credit for them. I didn't know I should have made a parenthetical reference, sorry, I'll add a bibliography next time I forward them. Didn't think it was a big deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gropasaurus Posted May 16 Author Report Share Posted May 16 Don't get me wrong...I think it's great and am happy my posts are so popular...never anticipated the overwhelming response, especially due to the fact that I'm merely discussing my life and thoughts. Copy and paste away...I'll keep you all posted on my book...if you think my posts are good, this book should make me millions... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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