mimid Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 > Tired & Overworked! > >For a couple years I've been blaming it on >lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, >but now I found out the real reason: >I'm tired because I'm overworked! >The population of this country is 237 million. >104 million are retired. > >That leaves 133 million to do the work. > >There are 85 million in school, >which leaves 48 million to do the work. > >Of this there are 29 million employed >by the federal government, >leaving 19 million to do the work. > > >2.8 million are in the Armed Forces, >which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. > >Take from the total the 14,800,000 people >who work for State and City Governments >and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. > > >At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. > > >Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. > >That leaves just two people to do the work. > > >You and me. > > >And YOU are sitting at your computer >reading jokes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 and YOU are typing them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted May 15 Author Report Share Posted May 15 Originally posted by phrankadelic and YOU are typing them! I'm not @ work though... hehehe You are I bet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted May 15 Report Share Posted May 15 uhhhh...unfortunately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stogiey2k2 Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 I personally Combine, board, work, email jokes, personal jokes and cellphone that's enough to keep me freakin busy oh and of course the famous work pager, i never carry around RIGHT.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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