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Two guys wanted to go drinking, but they only had a dollar

between them. One of the fellows looked over at a hot dog

wagon nearby, and got an idea. He spent the dollar on a hot

dog. He threw the bun away, and stuffed the hot dog down his

underwear.

"We're gonna walk into the bar, order beers and drink them

down. When the bartender asks for payment, I'm gonna stick

this hot dog out of my fly. You are gonna drop to your knees

and start sucking on it. The bartender will be so grossed

out that he'll immediately throw us out of the bar," said

the lad.

They entered a bar and the scam worked like a charm.

After the seventh bar they were both extremely drunk.

One of them started complaining, "Sheesh, I'm starting to get

bad bruises from dropping down on my knees."

His companion slurred, "You think you got problems? I lost

the hot dog four bars ago!"

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